Lorna Luxe #43 Cancer? Just another opportunity to be a chancer. #freejohn

[de beauvoir]

Oh there’s definitely going to be headbands in this brand!

 

[Badbugger]

Hey Lorna tell us what we really want to know. Will there be a wrap cardigan with its very own tutorial?

If getting ready for the airport is an ‘Olympic sport’ then tussling with a wrap cardigan will probably get you a Girl Guide badge.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Thoughts
1 Yes those at LV pajamas. Approx cost $2000
2 Couldn’t be bothered to steam the wrinkles out of the back? Soooo luxe
3 The ‘live in” part of the logo is her handwriting isn’t it? She realizes that it’s ugly….right? Like have someone do over your signature for something like this!

 

[AlexAlbi]

I wonder if the designer of the Birkin bag, all that time ago, was thinking "I literally cannot wait to see nouveau riche chavs styling this bag up with their fave tracksuits". Jane Birkin got an Hermes bag named after her and old Lorna got an ITS range

I really don't get why John thinks the sun shines out of that dumb, immature, classless, selfish woman's arse. He acts like he's really hit the jackpot.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Those pyjamas are hideous. Shrunk herself to a size 8.

And the Lacy teat sling - lol!


Exact same tit as ITS. Just with labels sewn on the outside.
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I wonder if the designer of the Birkin bag, all that time ago, was thinking "I literally cannot wait to see nouveau riche chavs styling this bag up with their fave tracksuits". Jane Birkin got an Hermes bag named after her and old Lorna got an ITS range

I really don't get why John thinks the sun shines out of that dumb, immature, classless, selfish woman's arse. He acts like he's really hit the jackpot.

Not to speak ill of the unwell, but as many previous posters have said, I think in the past he’s been entirely complicit. Whether he wants to be dragged around Paris when he’s mid-chemo and can barely eat is anyone’s guess. But he does indulge this idiot. He clearly doesn’t ever stand up for himself.

Don’t we remember Lorna when she had a cold?

 

[lucie_Lu]

Hey Lorna tell us what we really want to know. Will there be a wrap cardigan with its very own tutorial?

It was nice to see an old ITS picture she posted the other day (maybe yesterday) of ye olde wrap cardigan been worn back to front. Those were the days

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I’m pretty sure that crappy writing on the VAPID space sweatshirt is the same as the Xmas themed ones at ITS? Do you remember? Someone must have screenshots.
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Also 16 September soon. That’s when she posts that her car has been broken in to ( same place, same car park, same damage every year)

 

[Deevee47]

Title suggestion: Lorna not so Luxe- she’s a loser with or without John.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Why do they never get the Eurostar? Is she too famous and will get mobbed?

 

[Deevee47]

Agreed- it’s so much easier than flying!
Daft and with hair like a brush.

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Why do they never get the Eurostar? Is she too famous and will get mobbed?
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[auntclara]

Johns should say, ‘ Lost In This Shambles Of A Marriage’

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Agreed- it’s so much easier than flying!
Daft and with hair like a brush.

QUOTE="annabelle_bronstein, post: 16720170, member: 34619"]
Why do they never get the Eurostar? Is she too famous and will get mobbed?

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Probably the amount of luggage she always seems to have. Poor John would have to carry it all on and off the train. And she'd piss off the other passengers.

 

[CAT1975]

Please can my sweater say “I’m waffling…”

Have to say this launch is giving hilarious! Brings me back to the olden days and I’m all for it

 

[TruffleShuffles]

Please can my sweater say “I’m waffling…”

Have to say this launch is giving hilarious! Brings me back to the olden days and I’m all for it

Fingers crossed for a backdrop with matching bandana, or maybe we’ll get the matching headband this time?!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

This new tat must be being launched after 19th when the 1000£ giveaway ends. She needs the engagement for the great reveal of ITS hoodies and joggers.

 

[Ohmydays]

Fingers crossed for a backdrop with matching bandana, or maybe we’ll get the matching headband this time?!

Same Ol .. Same Ol .. wtf Like this beauty ? . Sorry had to share these beauts again .

 

[Just watching it all]

Same Ol .. Same Ol .. wtf Like this beauty ? . Sorry had to share these beauts again .

So depressing that's how she funded a £2m house and who TF falls for her tit to keep this going?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Same Ol .. Same Ol .. wtf Like this beauty ? . Sorry had to share these beauts again .

I mean, maybe THIS was the turning point for Lorna. Maybe this was the point she got testy with those tossers at ITS because they made her wear this.

I mean, all the Hermes bags and faux Crittal in the world ain’t getting me in that God awful mess.
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Found this earlier when I was collating some old pics of hers to show how much she lies for a project I’m doing.
But,,I digress. This is 2/3 of the ITS ones she’s poached for this new space cadet thing.

 

[Ohmydays]

I mean, maybe THIS was the turning point for Lorna. Maybe this was the point she got testy with those tossers at ITS because they made her wear this.

I mean, all the Hermes bags and faux Crittal in the world ain’t getting me in that God awful mess.
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Found this earlier when I was collating some old pics of hers to show how much she lies for a project I’m doing.
But,,I digress. This is 2/3 of the ITS ones she’s poached for this new space cadet thing.

Is that the day she showed us her dressmaking scissors ?

 

[Yellowguccibag]

So... does one think Lorna has finally STOPPED cheating on John ? Or is she hiding a beau while John is not feeling well?