Lorna Luxe #34 Mr pig and label bore, look how many brands they wore!

[straighttothecomments]

This hair must be permanent now. Surely she hasn’t clipped them in already?

 

[Ohno25]

Speaking of ITS - we’ve heard nothing of a new colleczhun. Wonder if they have - finally - parted ways? She usually churns one out every few weeks.

Maybe they're not happy with her sales figures (unsurprisingly!). I doubt she has much, if any, input into the designs/fabrics. Just a matter of selling AMAP to her 1.4 m followers.

 

[MirandaPriestly]

Hope I've done this right everyone! I've included the beloved Mr Pig
Last thread is here:

LornaLuxe #33 Ahh… Thanks darling xx

Okay. So, an unusual summary, due to Loony going completely AWOL prior to Xmas. Aside from announcing 2 giveaways, ( we’ll come back to those..), Lorna went missing mid December, after a short trip to Chiltern Firehouse. After the first few days of silence, she bobbed back on to stories (...

tattle.life

Have I missed the hilarious summary/round-up?

 

[Phil I Buster]

Intrigued what her 'stock' is? Surely the stock is owned by ITS or does she have stuff she sells just herself?

Stocks as in shares, not clothes.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Where’s she gone? It’s 11 AM in Paris ….

 

[Ohno25]

Their accounts are up, any accounts/bookeepers here willing to give their views

£1.5m

L A SPACE PRODUCTIONS LIMITED filing history - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

L A SPACE PRODUCTIONS LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity

find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk

I guess lying, cheating and overall being dickheads pays

It also raises questions, what the hell they spending money on cause it certainly isn’t her appearance or the flat

Looks like they had a bumper year

 

[LittleBirdie]

Is she having a Fukkin larf I see the hideous outfit theme is still running .. As for the Fukkin rats tails good Lord
AND. ….
TITS did you notice the nod to us Biig Piig

What was the nod to us? Am I being daft?!

 

[Hereforthecomments87]

No need.... Here she is in all her unfiltered glory!!

Just catching up….. an iPhone with a button LOL!! Would think big Loona would have two up to date iPhones.

 

[BasicChicLook]

I actually really like Nicole and her style. She seems cool and sweet. Lorna seems nice too but I feel like the ITS clothes look cheap.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Is she having a Fukkin larf I see the hideous outfit theme is still running .. As for the Fukkin rats tails good Lord
AND. ….
TITS did you notice the nod to us Biig Piig

She looks like 5 miles of bad road

 

[Ohmydays]

Seems like a fukkin totally wasted trip to Rome but hey let’s see what tomorrow brings when she meets her Italian bestie !!! Maybe they’re riding on the back of this ITS shoot freebie for another reason

 

[LittleBirdie]

She’s got new nails. Compulsive liar.
Still an illness you know.

What happened at Chiltern?
I’ll ask my mate it’s his local

Children hosted a BAFTA after party on Sunday night… wonder if Loony tried to freeload and got kicked out?

 

[Fluffy81]

How old is Nicole ? Is it a milestone birthday does anybody know?

 

[MirandaPriestly]

Should I assume that Lorna has visited Nicole in the past but not recently? I also wonder what Lorna and her husband's relationship is like with Nicole's daughter and her significant other. I am also not a fan of that Dior dress or whatever it is.

Do not recall her ever visiting Nicole or being with her family, they tend to meet in London but have ages ago met in Florence and then last year Paris. You’d think if they were such BFFs she’d go join Nicole in Italy when she goes there for the whole summer each year.

It’s a plastic kagool/raincoat not meant to be a dress, I bet it stinks the amount she wears it.

Yet we’ve only seen her in the Dior mac once? A much more classic piece, how bizarre.

She’s never been like this with an overdone designer item, remember the ridiculous embellished Chanel sweatshirt? Pretty sure we only saw that once. I mean it wasn’t great but it was infinitely better than the kagoul.

The white with black beading one? I’m pretty certain that was a fake… she wore it a lot for a short time then ditched it, don’t recall it in a charity sale so it was probably ruined by fake tan and thick orange make up - gross

What about the last minute appointment the Paris hotel got her??? Also she’s not answering questions that are actually asked!! Without saying too much I can verify this

That’s the only appointment she got, not in her name but via the Le Bristol concierge - still no mention of what she got in Hermes in NYC … she must be gutted Nicole has had multiple appointments and got another quota bag - no doubt in her own name not blagged

BLOODY HELL. Hahahahahaha.
this looks like a new knitted version and matching bucket hat.
Of course Lorna would be covered in the brand when it’s arguably at its worst. (Design wise)

Yes I believe thats a reversible cashmere knit from a couple of seasons ago so she’s either picked it up on sale from a boutique or perhaps from the outlet - it’s not current season. If it’s menswear then even older than that - they have some gorgeous classy knitwear, I’ve no idea why you’d choose the overdone logo’d piece - so chavvy

 

[Sophie92]

What is going on with her hair this morning?! Looks like she’s tried to create a “When Harry met Sally” moment

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Oh this is priceless!

Must be why she’s annihilating the Dior!
Awkward!

 

[Kiki999]

Stocks as in shares, not clothes.

That would be in intangible asset and not in current assets. Stocks are WIP

 

[straighttothecomments]

I didn’t understand the tumblr thing. Can anyone explain?

 

[LittleBirdie]

Yeah she was bricking it for good reason. Remember the journo live stage interview they grilled her, she was fuming on Twitter swore never again. It was brilliant

Anyway her “bestie” Nicole has morphed again. Two different people here of the same name. What’s wrong with them

Tell me more about this interview!

 

[em69]

why are those three away from the group?
Also how do we know it’s 15 year old Bentley? Haha