Lorna Luxe #34 Mr pig and label bore, look how many brands they wore!

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Stretch those hands, abnormally long fingers there. Is she turning alien

Classically trained pianist hands I think you’ll find @pink_norris

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

So in the past 24 she's been at the Trevi Fountain, Paris, Santorini and Horsham Heights? *time machine blows up*

 

[Its_Me]

Anyone seen Caligraphist stories?! Excellent side profile of all the chins.

The jacket looks awful as well

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

i think she’s a dominatrix and he likes humiliation tbh. Weird dynamics

Except she’s too lazy to be a dominatrix.

Remember my “Queen Baby” description of Loony?

Well there’s a new term to add to the mix.
I was discussing their weird dynamic the other day with a group of people.
Came to the conclusion that Loonatic and Mr Pig have “Folie à deux”. Have you heard of it?

It’s basically a shared delusional disorder when the two or more individuals of concern live in proximity, most probably socially or physically isolated, and have little interaction with other people.
Basically because they’re so locked down, they don’t have people telling them their lifestyle / ways are fucked up, so they maintain this delusional mindset and lifestyle. Add social media to the mix and well… you can see for yourself.

 

[Hanna21]

Such an elegant selection of snacks. ITS have really pushed the bought out for Loona!

Day of big decisions indeed, does she go for Mr Kipling slice or a battenberg?

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I stupidly bought the ballerina cardigan! Omg! I tried it on and I started itching the material was so plastic! Went straight in the charity collection bag

Are you sure you followed the tutorial about how to tie it though??

 

[pandysbox]

Sick of seeing he her in that grubby dressing gown rubbing sleep out of her eyes

 

[straighttothecomments]

She’s been to Amsterdam which is so beautiful. Think on Negins content. It’s a beautiful city. She hasn’t posted anything of value. She went to the Maldives and posted barely anything. I’ll say it again, she is THE WORST influencer ever!!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

God it’s like she’s clinging on to a wannabe “hyping him up” ( validate me!) with her “celebrity” status.
That ego really is something.


Wonder where Grandad pig is? Most probably whacking off in the (communal) tool shed.

 

[superlushxo]

WHYYY does she do that stupid fake stretch
WHYYY does she wear that filthy dressing gown
WHYYYYYY do I even care

 

[straighttothecomments]

Do you think this is why they've not done the wedding vow renewal yet, because they've got nobody to invite to it, and she can't cope with having an 'event' she can't then post all over IG?

I think you are 100% right.

She went nowhere last night. No pictures of her mates, no bags on tables, no rose. She got ready to sell tights

 

[Girlywhirly]

Is John drinking during working hours.............. who goes into meetings half cut. Very confused

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Does she really expect us to believe she ‘accidentally’ packed odd shoes? I mean I’ve done it with black flip flops but the ones she packed are completely different colours and fabrics, just own it for gods sake.

I was thinking this. Surely she is deliberately wearing odd shoes in a perverted attempt to show off the fact she has multiple pairs of the Mach & Mach? ?

 

[Same stuff different day]

Aren’t these pictures the ultimate comment on Lorna? Imagine living a life where you are terrified of being photographed by anyone else as you head into middle age. (Which is a wonderful adventure - if you let it be ). She appears to have lost her figure and apparently has always lacked self confidence in it ((hello eating disorder). Every photo is edited into someone she is NOT. Think for a moment of living a life where you despise the person in the mirror. Assuming the braggart seen in public is a drunk, middle aged woman who hates her life.

Certainly not going to let her off the hook for the false life she leads, but these photos from the Penhaligons shindig were very revealing.
Put me on ‘the list’ if you wish — but tonight all I feel is pity. What a wasted life.

 

[Doherty557]

The company I work has paused all social and most creator content, tbh after talking to creators they didn't want to post sponsored content atm as they are very aware of the situation in the world. Unlike Loona and this twaty brand.

Out of curiosity, how do you feel about brands that are continuing to advertise on tv and radio and by stopping advertisement, how is this helping Ukraine? I’m no fan of influencer marketing and certainly cannot stand Lorna but where was this reaction to the Yemen war, the war in Syria? The US air strikes in Somalia? Palestine?

The idea of influencers having to stop their work because of a war they have no control over whilst everyone else works as normal is a baffling concept to me.

That being said, I met Lorna earlier in the week which is why I looked up her thread. I can confirm she has 3 chins

 

[Its_Me]

My Timehop reminded me I was a ‘fan’ 2 years ago. How did I not see the filter use. I feel sad for old me that I fell for her and her filter use!!

Who is that?

 

[styleoversubstance]

Mother playing her “ off stage” role.

I think its John doing a high pitched voice

At this point we know they are both mental enough…

 

[straighttothecomments]

Hasn’t had her lips done in 3 years either. Sure.

 

[Same stuff different day]

She’s rehabbing her image. Girly and fun and no more old man. Guessing someone sat her down and explained how she should freshen up her feed.

 

[Neddy Bezzie]

Maybe we could trade her to Russia. She’s so tone deaf.

Oh now they are having drinks at the Lanesborough with that Sasha #filterdrop woman. I wish I was at the next table!!

Maybe we could trade her to Russia. She’s so tone deaf.

Oh now they are having drinks at the Lanesborough with that Sasha #filterdrop woman. I wish I was at the next table!!

No need.... Here she is in all her unfiltered glory!!