Lorna Luxe #34 Mr pig and label bore, look how many brands they wore!

[Same stuff different day]

I cannot stop my mothers voice in my head every time I see Looneys hair.

Go back to your room and BRUSH YOUR HAIR. You look like a ragamuffin.

 

[Its_Me]

Heading to brekkie dressed like a rhubarb and custard candy

 

[Sam n Lola]

The mismatching shoes. Pretending it was an accident is a huge LOL. Here she comes thinking she’s Carrie again.

Conveniently she’s got a left and right

 

[Ohmydays]

What the Fukkety fukk !!!

 

[UghFFS]

Literally no one would be surprised because you’re such a pair of boring twats you never go anywhere different or interesting.

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

ASA have upheld , she is on the ASA list twice now for breaches and InTheShite are on their 3 times

This is major embarrassment for them. Just stick to the rules!!!

We just need to nail her dodgy competitions now

In The Style Fashion Ltd

www.asa.org.uk

I remember reporting some of her Stories ages ago, I can't have been the only one, if it's been upheld. I like that they say she's got to put the #ad in prominently... not the teeny tiny text that is usually hidden by the comment/reaction box. I hate it when anyone hides that, it's so dishonest.

 

[Emilee88]

Correct you don’t deserve it, but also stop with repeating yourself every couple of weeks.

It’s the strangest thing to keep repeating whenever she goes away on one of these trips. It doesn’t make her sound humble, it’s just strange.

 

[de beauvoir]

Christ!! I don’t know where to start. Possibly one of the ugliest looks I’ve ever seen her put together.
Those trousers.. that material!!! I’m howling

Looks like your grans old cream leather sofa

 

[pink_norris]

I’m back been busy with a real job

The whole Hamburg trip has been another slap dash, can’t be arsed, all me me me, just like all the other PR trips she’s been on. Remember the skiing trip, just the same

Our Yawna and Pig snuffling the freebies, the greedy pair. I’m no Lydia fan but she earns way way more than the Yawna filter show

 

[pink_norris]

I’m pretty sure she spoons half the gunk out of the pot to “prove” she’s using it.

IF and big IF she flew back today were a shit load of flights on the BA schedule from Amsterdam to LHR, one flight was cancelled if that was the case they would’ve bumped her to the next one which was 1 hour later, arriving London a hour later than her previous schedule. So what was the rush she had to book with Easyjet

Fucking liar

 

[Ohno25]

On this theme - Loona - if you are reading, here are 3 quick wins for you:

1. We're over WA rose - we know you drink bottles of the stuff and like to flaunt it at every opportunity but it's not even slightly amusing
2. There is more to life than Chanel padded rope chain bags in every size and colour - honestly!
3. Quit those obviously fake clip-in rats tail extensions that are not remotely flattering and visit a good salon to get 40-50 permanent hair extensions with nano rings that won't even be visible. Might take you longer to wash/dry your hair but you have plenty of time!

 

[Ohno25]

Funny she’s referenced Kanye because this is what she looks like in that blazer

I must be old fashioned - but it's so oversized - looks like she went to the cloakroom and picked up a bloke's jacket by mistake and didn't notice

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Do we think she went on the early morning walk with the rest of them?

Only if it was to a Greggs

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

It REALLY fucks me off that she's got all that Kate Somerville stuff. I spend hundreds on their products a year and they're openly letting her film skincare content with a blurring filter on shouldn't be allowed. Lorna hun, we can see the filter glitching ya absolute salad

And look at the KS email picture I got!!! Different head, different skin, different shape.
What a joke.

 

[LittleBirdie]

Have I missed any here - is the hat Chanel as well?

Don’t forget the Rolex on her right wrist! She can wear all the designer accessories she likes - they can’t distract us from the absolute shit show that outfit is!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Chinny chin chin! And the nose looks different to those edited pics too!

I doubt this isn't edited just not to normal standards

How tragic does your life have to be that you really 'love' seeing pics of these two going to the same old boring places in London, looking like a couple of past-their-sell-by escorts vying to own the most 'chanello'

 

[LittleBirdie]

I knew there was someone Nicole reminded me of! Chris Lilley’s Ja’Mie Private Schoolgirl!

 

[pink_norris]

What does this quote mean !!! She’s had that minging skirt on with an overly oversized jacket for the last few days when she was making buying friends

She takes huge suitcases wherever she goes even for a mini break and all she wears is a skanky skirt so short the whole world is her gynaecologist (source: Patsy Stone)

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

What makes her think she has any authority to give advice !
She knows fuck all about anything! She doesn’t work, she can’t design clothes, she has no qualifications.
All she does is shop and drink and exist in a codependent sexless relationship with an old bloke. ( with a materialism chaser)

Fuck off with your relationship advice!

 

[LittleBirdie]

The body she posts to the one she actually has is like that of another woman. Get real Lorna - own your body and stop acting like a bit of curve and jiggle is something to be ashamed of. Such a terrible message to put out to her younger followers.