Lorna Luxe #34 Mr pig and label bore, look how many brands they wore!

[superlushxo]

It REALLY fucks me off that she's got all that Kate Somerville stuff. I spend hundreds on their products a year and they're openly letting her film skincare content with a blurring filter on shouldn't be allowed. Lorna hun, we can see the filter glitching ya absolute salad

 

[Doherty557]

I saw that. I like her already she’s welcome here



This we all knew it. I guess a filter photoshop has bought her this shit show of a life

Can you expand anymore, I can feel her arrogance

can’t say too much as I don’t want to out myself to influencers watching but I work in PR putting together events and let’s just say she’s as every inch the diva you would think. I can confirm she drink drives (you would think she would take more care of a Bentley…) and she will look down her nose at anyone not dressed head toe in designer gear.
I’ve no issues with people wearing designer pieces but she wears the most obvious pieces she can find that end up looking like she’s picked it from the racks of a Turkish bazaar (she probably has)

she constantly looked like she had just had a quickie in a bush and reappeared

 

[Its_Me]

The Trench is actually nice but we can always rely on loona to ruin it by pairing it with a polyester fire hazard skirt and shoes fit for the bin

She looks like the naughty secretary from a porn scene

 

[de beauvoir]

In other words.. I’m not invited to shows/ I don’t want unedited photos of me out that I can’t control / I can’t bring OM

Also work life balance?? All she does now is take pictures of the corner of her two rooms and take photos in gross highly flammable tack. Hardly a ‘business’

 

[Madferit]

'can we see MORE wedding pictures', said nobody ever!

 

[LittleBirdie]

Ugly is the missing word in that sentence I believe. Why would one need the word CHANEL in gold on the side. They’ve lost the plot.

It may as well have “River Island” written on it on gold!

 

[Thisshizisbananas]

Such an elegant selection of snacks. ITS have really pushed the bought out for Loona!

 

[giftmesh*t]

Eya, appy Wednesday…..right, I’m waffling now.
Av a lovely day. See ya lata.

 

[Spillingtheteaandthensome]

A bit late to the party but it's been less than a week since she's launched the 'ultimate travel' collection with ITS. Since then she's already flown to Paris, but there was no sight of her sets which are oh so comfy and made for travel. Instead she rolls to the airport in that monstrosity of an outfit.
Just goes to show how much she cares for her line. I actually feel sorry for the any of her followers who might have both from the collection and aspire to have the 'luxe' lifestyle she tries to portray.

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

Totes gorgeous? What the fuck does she post this herself? Also why is she carrying a Chanel carrier bag outside the airport?

 

[clairechoice]

What is the absolute point of this event? Do they actually think people will buy perfume cos these dickheads have put it on their story? It’s disgusting considering what is going on in the world rn

 

[Its_Me]

Oh she can fuck off. She could have acknowledge it daaaaaaays ago and quietly donated her own money but noooooooooo she has to do her stupid fucking charity sale with her stinking clothes and shoes. I’d say donate them but I wouldn’t wish that on those poor women. How does anyone know she’s donating the funds anyway. Get fucked Lorna.

ALSO! She was so concerned about driving her big old tank in the rain but she was okay with drinking and driving?

 

[MirandaPriestly]

Dodgy hair, scabby feet - c'mon yawna sort the deets!!!

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[annabelle_bronstein]

Thread suggestion: endless photos hiding her chins, yet another giveaway that noone wins

Yeah she was bricking it for good reason. Remember the journo live stage interview they grilled her, she was fuming on Twitter swore never again. It was brilliant

Anyway her “bestie” Nicole has morphed again. Two different people here of the same name. What’s wrong with them

Nicole legit looks like my French grandma in these (she departed this world aged 95)

 

[Ohmydays]

A good friend of mine just sent me this pic, I’m like SERIOUSLY

As Yawna would say .. ‘that was a nice friendship’

 

[CouldYouNot]

I’ve seen her wedding pictures more than I’ve seen my own at this point

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

In the words of Jim Carey “I don’t know wether to stroke it or hit it with a shovel”View attachment 1147906

Crying!!! Can we have this as the next thread title please???!

 

[Ohmydays]

£1000 cash giveaway? Thats a bit low rent isnt it?. Feels like an ITV daytime ‘ring to win’ comp. Theres also no mention of ‘no affiliation to Instagram’ or the fact in the US it would have to be declared…both legalities. Cant wait to see what private account wins lol.

PS ‘a thank you from me and John’ Still trying to make retired sexagenarian Mr Pig happen…

PPS looking forward to some lovely entertaining with fam/friends in the garden content this lovely sunny easter like all her other influenzer peers. Oh right I forgot - no garden, no friends….

Now you’ve blown it !! We’re gonna be inundated with pics of Johns fish salsa being served up in the communal garden next to the WA and vase of flowers whilst she lounges on the garden furniture under a Fukkin big ‘at

 

[utterlybespokeusername]

The dirty pit stains

 

[Ohmydays]

She just needs to chop her hair short it looks fucking vile

It’s not her hair .. it belonged to a Russian Virgin