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She’s back with a corker hiyaaaa @Hamilton1970John can only dream of dipping his cock-tail sausage in Lornas chilli jam...![]()
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She’s back with a corker hiyaaaa @Hamilton1970John can only dream of dipping his cock-tail sausage in Lornas chilli jam...![]()
This dog is dingy. He shouldn’t be after a trip to the groomers.Sack your fucking groomer!
Right?!The face she's pulling here warrants some kind of expression lines.
Unless she's had botox.
Which of course she hasn't.
And I'm Nicole Kidman.
She looks weirdly shiny! Like a tin robot before she slapped on all that make up! Like... sparkly shiny! Or am I going madHave seriously started to wonder whether she's on mind-altering substances. Talks about being busy - aka moving a table. Wants to make sure her look is "natural". HA! Then she filters her image out of all recognition. Today said she was going for a "doll" look with her blusher (aka lipstick). Yeah, we already think you've achieved the doll look - the inflatable type!![]()
I’m the same, she’s too braggy these days. She has a thread on lipstick alley if you’re interested...Mel needs her own thread. I like her but she’s said/done some stuff that have wound me up lately. Also I have questions!
They’re tufty time sofas.So I was watching her stories earlier and she said she bought those ridiculous sofas on eBay, so I was going to look them up to see how much they cost but she deleted it before I could screen shot the brandGuess eBay isn’t very ‘luxe’!
did anyone catch it? X
It could be worse.......you could have had a dream about Lurch & his creepy eyebrows!I thought I’d dreamt about the Tree but nope it’s still there.... as hideous as ever![]()
I vaguely recall her mentioning a brand. I kind of "zoned out" because that's one of her (very many) often repeated questions. BB Italia comes to mind.So I was watching her stories earlier and she said she bought those ridiculous sofas on eBay, so I was going to look them up to see how much they cost but she deleted it before I could screen shot the brandGuess eBay isn’t very ‘luxe’!
did anyone catch it? X
I think it is that same person too @PT32I could be wrong but I think it’s someone around the Brighton area, I’m sure she mentioned it before when she was saying the woman who did it went into retirement (and has now apparently come out of retirement). I only remember because I live there and someone I know had to change where she got her fillers done because her woman went into retirement... so I remember wondering if it was the same person.
Calling it a sweatshirt now ... they advertised it 1st as a jumper ...I think I called it out as a sweatshirt on here a few hours ago .. knobhead ITSPlenty left tits if you want the ultimate in a quality Xmas gift
Is this front or back? This fucking coat puzzles me.Good thing I didn’t get the info from zoopla then.
Empty bag, what’s the point it looks awful does she not see it herself. Why hasn’t she got anything in it anyway if she’s out. Also the roadworks signs are very distracting her photography location choices are terrible.
Ha ha it fits so wellAdded a little music to the last embarrassment.
imagine it’s John singing
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Please No!Do you think there’s gonna be another of those bloody awful ITS videos where they jump and throw it to each other !!!![]()
NO .... @follyol she’s not having a breakdown .. she’s got nothing more to promote to fill her pockets with doshDo we think she’s having a breakdown? She keeps posting those same nail pictures. More fake questions- her engagement levels must be terrible,for someone with (ahem) £1m followers, don’t know why brands still work with her!
Anyone would think she were a manicurist the way she keeps posting these various manis I mean she’s hardly nailspiration herself
Ahh thank you. They are truly hideousThey’re tufty time sofas.
It’s not commitment, it’s stupidityWas just perusing her photos out of boredom when I came across this.
Sorry... who does she think she is? There’s a reason there’s a massive fine for sitting there, it’s a 258 year old piece of history that will gain no benefit from having your gross fake tan stained body strewn on it. Smug cunt.