Lorna Luxe #18 Above the Law-na.

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Ladies please! How are you all surprised the tree is a shambles? It's purely reflecting the utter shambles of a mess that is Lorna!
I actually think it's perfect!
It does look like they've sold all the furniture though? And when I say all the chair that changes shape by the doors and the sofa!
 
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I think she was going for the modern, minimalist, Scandi styles she’s seen on Pinterest and perceives it as ever so chic in her mind but it’s just a mess. A bit like the fashion styles she tries to pull off but can’t.
 
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Ooh look Lorna, Naomi got a billboard! Maybe if you got professional photos taken and didn’t edit the fuck out of them, you’d get one too

(sorry, so sweary today!)
Oh I think Yawnas feeling old .and a bit threatened by Naomi .. hence fillers , nylon long hair extensions , today she said something about when she was in her 20’s ages ago !!!ooohhhhh.
I think she had her fringe and Bob cut on Paris trip to try and look classic and sophisticated . FAIL ...
I think she’s lost her way so has looked back on pics where she had most likes and has gone back to that look ... So passé

Oh. And WHAT !!! I’m always sweary !!! Should I be apologising ?? Bollox ... sorry TITS
 
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Ooh look Lorna, Naomi got a billboard! Maybe if you got professional photos taken and didn’t edit the fuck out of them, you’d get one too

(sorry, so sweary today!)
LL is being replaced isn’t she. All that marketing cash ITS are throwing at Naomi nothing left for LL & OMRs copious all expenses paid trips in the sun. Shame that
 
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Do you think thats to make room for the sanitary towel chairs that are being delivered in January
 
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Nail on the head! It explains why after this ‘hair journey’ she’s been on she’s suddenly gone back to the extensions which damaged it in the first place... because all the photos she likes of herself is her with extensions in .

Haha!! Don’t apologise, it’s because my every other word today has been fuck I’m disappointed in my own swearing variety to be truthful.

LL is being replaced isn’t she. All that marketing cash ITS are throwing at Naomi nothing left for LL & OMRs copious all expenses paid trips in the sun. Shame that
What a shame I’m so sad we won’t see those godforsaken swimming trunks anymore
 
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So why not pay to have good quality extensions fitted by a proper extensionist? Tape extensions don’t damage your hair if you take care of them and keep up with the maintenance. Sure she can afford it Even by Clip in standards that shit shes using is dreadful
 
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another question she’s asked herself so she can once again remind us of this dreadful white coat she’s restocked to flog !!
AND. seriously have these luxette minions no brain cells that they have to ask what sort of coat would you wear ???FFS!!
 

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The face she's pulling here warrants some kind of expression lines.
Unless she's had botox.
Which of course she hasn't.
And I'm Nicole Kidman.
This is 100% botox face, I am certain as I see one in the mirror every day u literally CANT scrunch your forehead and when u try super hard its still smooth but nose makes that funny thing and wrinkes on both sides. I just stick to resting bitch face, got used to no movement and it costs way too much to be fucking with it.
 
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Genuinely baffles me too. If you get proper extensions done at a reputable place they’ll do no damage and she could grow her natural hair. She could even lie and say it was her natural hair, god knows she’s spouted bigger lies. Saying that, we all know she’d leave them too long before maintenance and they’d get matted and damage her hair though
 
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I don't understand for someone who heavily relies on her "look" for her job she doesn't invest any decent money in her appearance, hair, facials, nails nothing. She's just a bag hag
 
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I don't understand for someone who heavily relies on her "look" for her job she doesn't invest any decent money in her appearance, hair, facials, nails nothing. She's just a bag hag
She did unnecessarily spend a grand on face fillers but other than that she doesn’t do or use anything unless it’s free. Her brows are way overdue why hasn’t she had them done? And it’s not as if she doesn’t have time to go to the salon!
 
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I thought I’d dreamt about the Tree but nope it’s still there.... as hideous as ever
 
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I remember she got her brows microbladed a few years (?) ago and they faded in only a couple of weeks
 
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I remember she got her brows microbladed a few years (?) ago and they faded in only a couple of weeks
She most probably didn’t follow the aftercare properly. She’s still hanging onto ‘they were so good but I need a top up’ in hopes the girl will do them again for free. They are grey and well beyond needing a ‘top up’.

Didn’t she recently say she wanted some new Gucci tights and if anyone knew where she could get them could they let her know !!! Well bugger me she’s flogging them on an aff link now ... She’s such a manipulative cow ..
Still no mention of the chanel tights from the supposed queen of Chanel
 
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