Lorna Luxe #18 Above the Law-na.

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LadyLockdown

They must have gone in hard on the sparkly plonk and not had enough mince pies to soak up all the alcohol if this is the end result.
 
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imaniphonecharger

It's common practice in the North for brands to buy cheaply from wholesalers in Cheetham Hill (Manchester) and rebrand. There used to be a little old lady who you could take your items to and for a few pence she would stitch in your label (she was always in great demand). Obviously much slicker these days but it's a well known practice in the trade.
 
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Popper

Her tree looks shite. So underwhelmed with the “grand reveal”. That took 2 adults all day? She’s pathetic
 
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miss trixie

I think Lurch must have done the tree, wearing one of Lying Loona's sleep masks, whilst half-cut.
 
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Ohmydays

I had a look to see if they made a comment but I couldn’t see this tweet wonder if they’ve taken it down ... ? Mind you I didn’t look properly as I hit bored with the lack of delivery complaints !!

That tree is hilarious . It’s a shambles ... !
She’s gotta ‘Bob on’ and say ‘it’s a lot harder than we thought ... neither of us are any good at tree dressing’. Surely
Sadly not as her minions are already asking questions about her ‘gifted items’. Allegedly !!!!
Thing is I think we’re gonna be seeing a lot more of it as a backdrop to her mirror selfies..
I thought I saw that F&M basket in an older pic .. bet the raisin just dragged it up from the cellar !!!
 
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RaspberryCheesecake

I agree that's not the Pinterest-worthy tree she'd envisioned. Yesterday she was saying she was going to 'put all the large baubles at the bottom' -- they all look exactly the same size to me. And the lights.... I'm a wind-the-lights-around-every-branch woman. Takes me about three hours (plus another six hours to get them off again....

I'm laughing my head off at the fact that for the last two or three weeks, every fake Q&A she has done has been questions about how she decorates for Christmas, and what baubles she uses, and what colour scheme, and what accessories, and what size tree, and who does the decorating, and where does she get her ornaments from, etc., etc. One would think she was an award-winning interior designer the way she kept answering the fake questions -- and then this mess!
 
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YouHavinAGiraffe?

Bahahaha, all day to decorate that?!!! Please! Looks an absolute mess. I let my kids decorate our tree (then I adjust it later ) but even their attempt is better than this. They must definitely have been a bit squiffy.
I'm betting that F&M basket is empty too. Or maybe she's gifting that freebie to someone for Christmas aswell. Is she really that tight? Goes on about spoiling her mum, then tells us all she's giving her stuff that's been gifted! It's ok though Lorna, you buy a Chanel bag to buy followers, perhaps your mum would have liked that for Christmas instead? Shame you choose to spend the money you've grifted on followers rather than your own mother!
 
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PT32

It gets worse I have never in my life seen a greater self sabotage.

A triangular tree light placement???

I need to go to bed.
 
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miss trixie

She said she was going to play some Wham! music while they did the tree. It obviously wasn't "Light me up before you go-go".
Oh my stars, who knew it was going to be such a fun Thursday. I think Treegate will go on and on!
 
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Ohmydays

Nuttywidow said:
PMSL .... I just can’t !!!
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Looks like he got an electric shock off the lights and threw them on whilst the electricity was whizzing through his body . I thought it was gonna be in the centre ? Why have the put it in front of a wall light ... It’s all so wrong I can’t stop laughing at it !!! Especially as she’s BIGGED it up so much !!!
 
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annabelle_bronstein

And what are those random stars things hanging on to the panelling for dear life? I am retracting what I said about her not being on drugs
 
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pink_norris

LadyLockdown said:
Hahaha just said the same!


C'est moi!

It actually looks better blurred.
Or the before picture.
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It's made me dizzy, I thought I was going blind and it wasn't the cocktail in my hand

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And what are those random stars things hanging on to the panelling for dear life? I am retracting what I said about her not being on drugs
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cheap n tacky no effort whatsoever, if she truly lived in a very large mansion as she claims there would be a tree outside, one in the hall and one in a lounge at least.

All the her equivalent influenzers have at 3 decorated, which in my opinion is way over the top, but you see where I am coming from. Lazy Arse Lorna bare minimum cause she needs to get back to a-blocking on twitter and instagram
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

Literally would rather eat my own spleen than wear those hideous pyjamas.
Having seen the Xmas sweatshirt first hand (and aside from how grotesque the pyjamas are) , I couldn’t risk having any candles lit for fear of the pyjamas catching fire and the whole house burning down.

Our Christmas tree has more class and the whole thing was project managed by a 10 year old.
 
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