Lorna Luxe #17 How to make Hermes look cheap: a thread

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Jasmine

" cuntchops!!!!" I'm dead..lol
 
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LadyLockdown

KikoM said:
Is that a really light brown or has she gone grey?
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I think its what I would describe as "dirty dishwater brown" you know the colour the water turns after you washed up a load of greasy pots and pans?

Could also be mistaken for grey.

Obviously Yawna won't be familiar with this colour having never been near a kitchen sink in her life.

All that said, the little girl pic she posted a while back her hair looked a lovely auburn colour. She was way more luxe in the actual 80's.

Jasmine said:
" cuntchops!!!!" I'm dead..lol
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It's a vurrrrry affectionate term

miss trixie said:
The Caption: Play on words? Deliberately trying to provoke?

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Or just a lying cunt?

I know we know but I'm hungover and she's so hilariously deluded. It's crazy when you look back at photos others have taken how filtered she is today. She's like Benjamin Button!

Look at this picture from Sep 2016 and see how her face is textured, like I don't know - a normal persons... also, I think this is closer to her real hair colour. She looks nice here. Like someone I wouldn't laugh at if a glass of rose was poured over their head.

 
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Its_Me

miss trixie said:
The Caption: Play on words? Deliberately trying to provoke?

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Definitely because that was yesterday going by Danielle’s story.

About mytheresa if you have an account they have a ‘private sale’ 20-30% off a lot stuff at the minute but depends what you’re after. They occasionally do 20% off site-wide but don’t recall when.
 
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Hereforthepictures

Love how she’s making out like all this content is today when we all fuckin know it was yesterday cos that girl has absolutely ruined her lies. Haaaaa.
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

I feel the fact that she’s parading her non essential travel quite freely now, indicates to me that she believes she’s okay to do it.
 
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Hereforthepictures

Hereforthepictures said:
Love how she’s making out like all this content is today when we all fuckin know it was yesterday cos that girl has absolutely ruined her lies. Haaaaa.
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Which makes it all the weirder that she’s said “I’m getting lots of people asking me what my lipstick is”

How were they doing that? Telepathy?
 
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Its_Me

Still no show of the hotel though. I wonder if they asked her to not put it on socials?
 
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sofiaboojie

Thanks for the warm welcome guys, I'll be sure to post anything else incriminating I stumble across. I also live v close to Horsham can't believe she actually lives there, know it's been said before but I always thought she lived in Brighton and it's bloody miles away. She's so full of shit.

I hope the hotel is held to account for letting her stay there for no reason.
 
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YouHavinAGiraffe?

LadyLockdown said:
Do you think she can get away with it under a "work" pretext?
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I wondered that too. Though, how would the police view it as necessary travel to stay in London to take photos of herself when, realistically, they could be taken at home/in her own garden
 
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Its_Me

YouHavinAGiraffe? said:
I wondered that too. Though, how would the police view it as necessary travel to stay in London to take photos of herself when, realistically, they could be taken at home/in her own garden
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Exactly, she can work from home

Surely I’m not the only one bothered by the bright pink lipstick with red nails???
 
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Agsfam

Gals, your profile photos always make me laugh, though I put together little collage with L many faces.
ps one of my saying: better having 2 chins than 2 faces!!! LL clearly doesnt take it to heart..
 

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annabelle_bronstein

Scrolling past the many faces of Luxe gives me life. Agents of TIT you never fail to amuse

My personal fave is mr jp James Bond luxe popping up for air, I can’t remember who has it, but it makes me lol every time
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

YouHavinAGiraffe? said:
I wondered that too. Though, how would the police view it as necessary travel to stay in London to take photos of herself when, realistically, they could be taken at home/in her own garden
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Exactly. The last epic fashion-forward collection was photographed in her house. Totally unnecessary for her to be anywhere else. The uber established brands aren’t gallivanting their models around the streets.. pretty sure it ain’t necessary for flammable shit imported from China! Lorna’s self importance is like nothing I’ve ever witnessed, apart from in fully fledged psychopathic narcissists

Hereforthepictures said:
She’s shared that Danielle sandhu pic. Christ she just doesn’t care does she
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Thus is standard Lorna - delete the objectors, carry on and stick 2 fingers up to anything that gets in her way, including a pandemic.
 
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