RaspberryCheesecake
Chatty Member
Please tell me it's not just me... 
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miss trixie
VIP Member
I have to say that despite my being continually disgusted by many aspects of the whole LL show, yesterday my revulsion reached a new low (which I hadn't thought possible). I was genuinely sickened at the way in which she dived in to her latest haul of free goodies; the Christian Louboutin perfumes & cosmetics. I found it revolting and embarrassing in equal measure. As she went through her haphazard and inarticulate monologue, I heard something which made me stop the video & rewind, as I thought I might have misheard (I hadn't btw). She'd been jabbering about the perfumes, then shifted attention to the cosmetics collection CL had sent her with the words, "They sent me this as a sweetener". Arrogant, much? She clearly has such an inflated view of her own importance that she thinks a brand like CL would need to sweeten her up? Come on, Lorna, you're away with the fairies. She reminded me of an over-indulged child who's got so many pressies, they don't know what to grab for next. I rewound the video a few times and not at any point did I hear her thank Christian Louboutin for the lovely gift. Lorna, it's a sign of breeding and fundamental good manners to thank someone for gifting something to you. Watching it all left a sour taste in my mouth. She hadn't even bothered to acquaint herself with the most basic product info; she simply resorted to random reading from various bits of packaging, as per. She even managed to make the story all about her (again) as she then told the tale of how she'd acquired her first pair of Louboutin's (obligatory cabin crew reference) followed by important info about her Louboutin shoe collection (how many she's got). She then showed how staggeringly oblivious she is to her audience by saying "You always remember your first pair of Louboutin's, don't you". She's talking to an audience from allegedly 1m+ followers who all seem to be slavishly loyal to her & Inflammables Inc In The Style. I doubt that the majority of her followers have a disposable income large enough to support a Louboutin habit, or to pay £200+ for perfume. What is the point of all this vulgar bragging to an audience of largely young girls/women whose income is probably more suited to supporting a vinyl/other inflammables habit when it comes to their clothing, many of whom might well have been furloughed or are facing other uncertainty regarding their employment. I am torn between thinking that she has lost the plot or that she no longer gives a damn what she says or who she excludes/offends as long as the £££'s keep rolling in. I'm not even sure that she knows where she's at anymore. I just find this whole business of her profiting from all her deceit, with zero care or effort on her part (as she is bone idle), harder to tolerate as times goes on. I just want to see her exposed for the fraud that she is and I apologise to my fellow Tits for ranting on but I needed to offload that.
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RaspberryCheesecake
Chatty Member
I categorically and genuinely cannot understand her obsession (and her extraordinary lack of imagination) with taking all her photos on the pavements outside designer shops on New/Old Bond street, and always clutching a handbag. Can she honestly, truly think of NOTHING else? I have seen sooo many pictures online for higher-end clothing retailers (which is what she tries to portray), and they are beautiful: They are not all clutching a handbag for a start (even the outdoor street ones), and so many of the indoor ones (especially the Parisian ones) give me apartment envy. Their flat has large windows and beautiful wooden floors and is crying out for a few minor props to make her be able to shoot fabulous pics indoors. Why does she think fashun only appeals to people if she stands outside Dior or Gucci, clutching a handbag? She even clutches her wretched handbags (all empty, as pointed out in someone's previous post) when she does take photos in her front room. Who the fuck walks around with a handbag in the house?? Or is the outdoor obsession because Mario Testino is such a shoddy photographer that he lacks imagination to do indoor photography?
I'm truly stupefied (and, having revently had Covid, I am also unbelievably fucking angry) that she drove two hours to London, booked into a £500-a-night (for a basic room) luxury hotel for four nights, JUST so that she could stand next to a drain cover littered with fag-ends with a closed Prada shop behind her, wearing a tracksuit that is quite evidently NOT something one would wear to go rendezvous-ing in London. That's the kind of thing you'd wear to watch a movie or read a book. So they probably spent (or were sponsored by Browns) about £2.400 on a room, plus four hours' travel (illegally), for a handful of quite frankly unfathomably abysmal images? I am at a loss. And that husband of hers absolutely cannot be working at a bank (or anywhere else). His colleagues must think he's an outright buffoon, and surely they cannot take him seriously?
Rant over. I need more coffee.
I have been a ‘lurker’ for a long time on here, Lorna luxe is someone who I genuinely love to hate. I have never retaliated before but today’s comment about her thinking about booking a hotel due to her boiler breaking made my blood boil (no pun intended- or was there
) have yet to receive a reply but imagine I will be blocked soon or simply ignored whilst she sponges off peoples businesses. Grr!!
) have yet to receive a reply but imagine I will be blocked soon or simply ignored whilst she sponges off peoples businesses. Grr!!
LouisLover
Well-known member
They really like to portray themselves as the real Luxe team. Her, fashion designer, model who is followed by over a million and lucky enough to be married to her soul mate. Him, photographer and successful banking career in the City and married to his soul mate. The reality is she has little imagination, picks cheap and nasty clothing from a catalogue, stands on New Bond Street, with fake, nasty extensions, modelling clothes she would never wear herself whilst standing on her tip toes. Edits her photos so they no longer look like her, two sizes smaller and a full on tan. Always kicking her leg with sunglasses hanging off her face no doubt shouting at her ‘soulmate’ take it again! Again! Living in a flat she hates. Sitting on the cold floor and daily GRWM. Teaching her followers how to tie a cardigan. Lies that much even she know longer knows if it’s a lie or the truth. Flouts the law as she’s a ‘model’. Barely sleeps as she’s a blocking negative/challenging comments most of the night. He just fawns all over her whilst probably being mocked by his work colleagues. Constantly paying for presents to keep his ‘soulmate’ in a good mood so she’s not moaning whilst he tries to do his job. What a sad life you both lead!
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Honeybee88
Active member
Ladies I was luxeless liar. I didn’t declare it on here in case I was breaking Tattle rules.
I was barely getting started and had so many posts queued up, but I got a few angry messages with people saying they had reported the account. I didn’t take it seriously but by 6pm the account was deleted.
Such a shame because I don’t know how else we can draw attention to her lies and rule breaking. RIP luxeless liar
I was barely getting started and had so many posts queued up, but I got a few angry messages with people saying they had reported the account. I didn’t take it seriously but by 6pm the account was deleted.
Such a shame because I don’t know how else we can draw attention to her lies and rule breaking. RIP luxeless liar
AllAboutTheMayhem
VIP Member
Credit to @MayfairAA for the thread title.
Lorna
-Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA. Seems to have stepped up her game since being called out by @Suxy who also created an Instagram page dedicated to her lies and abominable photo editing
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street
John aka Mr Luxe
Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy
His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working.
She cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Duration AND gender unknown at this stage as it’s thought she may have had a bisexual affair. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.
The Manor House
Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.
She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.
Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.
Previously in Paris.... The old and the grubby (avec nouveau fringe) bobbed on a plane to relocate stay in le Bristol during the continuing pandemic but it's ok as apparently it's a "business opportunity". Not sure what the biz is. Seen 3 shit coats that even Ali Express don't appear to be stocking and a diarrhoea coloured A/W dress that you wouldn't be buried in let alone be seen alive in even in the dark, winter months when you're not going anywhere because of a PANDEMIC but anyway ...
When not on "business" goes to the same restaurants, drinks the same wine, takes pictures of the same food with the same shit comments, the same car trips, to the same places, to take the same pictures of the same shit clothes in a different colour. YAWNNNNN-A.
Released a godawful SKY AD reel and promoted her 0.1 millisecond silent extra part in Riviera to "paid in Rose" acting work and more reels are appearing that seem to be fuelled by day drinking as it can be the only reason for the off the scale levels of cringe.
Finally got her (wrong) Hermes bag and now wants the "real deal". Who really knows how they got the bag, if OMR really went to the store or if it was delivered to the hotel and how much was paid for the bag but we can be sure the repayment to OMR was far "more spenny".
Not content (is she ever??) with staying in a hotel in the centre of Paris, ol' Yawna decided to photoshop the Eiffel Tower into her breakfast pictures because ... well who knows why ... but anyone brave enough to mention it in the comments found their comments also photoshopped via the delete button - wonder why..
As of early November, Paris was locked down, and Lorna was forced back to England from her “indefinite” stay in Paris. The “indefinite” stay consisted of 3 ITS mega-dumps. Most of which she left to the Red Cross.
She’s now serving her 2 week isolation , in the warm bosom of Horsham Heights (which incidentally shows no sign of month long renovation), and is back to doing nothing apart from spending, playing dress up and taking pictures of herself doing slightly insane poses.
At best, Fawners can expect a GRWM, before she needs a lengthy afternoon nap.
The dog, having suffered anxiety at being back with singularly the most selfish human ever, has been returned to her mother. (who’s also doing their shopping)
We do expect to see some more giveaways to keep her numbers up, a charity sale or 6 and plenty pictures of elegant sparse apartments that definitely do not belong to Lorna.
Oh, and she’s growing out the fringe.
Lorna
-Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA. Seems to have stepped up her game since being called out by @Suxy who also created an Instagram page dedicated to her lies and abominable photo editing
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street
John aka Mr Luxe
Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy
His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working.
She cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Duration AND gender unknown at this stage as it’s thought she may have had a bisexual affair. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.
The Manor House
Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.
She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.
Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.
Previously in Paris.... The old and the grubby (avec nouveau fringe) bobbed on a plane to relocate stay in le Bristol during the continuing pandemic but it's ok as apparently it's a "business opportunity". Not sure what the biz is. Seen 3 shit coats that even Ali Express don't appear to be stocking and a diarrhoea coloured A/W dress that you wouldn't be buried in let alone be seen alive in even in the dark, winter months when you're not going anywhere because of a PANDEMIC but anyway ...
When not on "business" goes to the same restaurants, drinks the same wine, takes pictures of the same food with the same shit comments, the same car trips, to the same places, to take the same pictures of the same shit clothes in a different colour. YAWNNNNN-A.
Released a godawful SKY AD reel and promoted her 0.1 millisecond silent extra part in Riviera to "paid in Rose" acting work and more reels are appearing that seem to be fuelled by day drinking as it can be the only reason for the off the scale levels of cringe.
Finally got her (wrong) Hermes bag and now wants the "real deal". Who really knows how they got the bag, if OMR really went to the store or if it was delivered to the hotel and how much was paid for the bag but we can be sure the repayment to OMR was far "more spenny".
Not content (is she ever??) with staying in a hotel in the centre of Paris, ol' Yawna decided to photoshop the Eiffel Tower into her breakfast pictures because ... well who knows why ... but anyone brave enough to mention it in the comments found their comments also photoshopped via the delete button - wonder why..
As of early November, Paris was locked down, and Lorna was forced back to England from her “indefinite” stay in Paris. The “indefinite” stay consisted of 3 ITS mega-dumps. Most of which she left to the Red Cross.
She’s now serving her 2 week isolation , in the warm bosom of Horsham Heights (which incidentally shows no sign of month long renovation), and is back to doing nothing apart from spending, playing dress up and taking pictures of herself doing slightly insane poses.
At best, Fawners can expect a GRWM, before she needs a lengthy afternoon nap.
The dog, having suffered anxiety at being back with singularly the most selfish human ever, has been returned to her mother. (who’s also doing their shopping)
We do expect to see some more giveaways to keep her numbers up, a charity sale or 6 and plenty pictures of elegant sparse apartments that definitely do not belong to Lorna.
Oh, and she’s growing out the fringe.
Honeybee88
Active member
I think I’ve had a small victory today, even though I’m almost scared to type this message in case my excitement is premature.
I don’t want to write it yet because I know she reads here and I don’t want her to expect it. I’ll share with you if I receive an update
I don’t want to write it yet because I know she reads here and I don’t want her to expect it. I’ll share with you if I receive an update
pink_norris
VIP Member
I love this fucking group. The way we all pull together and instantly work out what is going on. Any detective would be proud of us
Hi everyone.
I am a verrrry verrry long time lurker - since thread 1 page 4 if I remember rightly!
but I am finally breaking my silence to “bob on” because I cannot cope with how funny / truly horrifying her recent behaviour is.
My boyfriend has no interest in social media of any sort but even he stopped and listened when I explained this whole situation to him.
I have never commented on something like this before but I just felt like I had to today. I hope she is ok, but it is hard not to draw the conclusion that something is not quite right from this sort of entirely narcissistic behaviour during such devastating times.
Thank you all for keeping me entertained for so long. I happily await my addition to the suspicious list
I am a verrrry verrry long time lurker - since thread 1 page 4 if I remember rightly!
but I am finally breaking my silence to “bob on” because I cannot cope with how funny / truly horrifying her recent behaviour is.My boyfriend has no interest in social media of any sort but even he stopped and listened when I explained this whole situation to him.
I have never commented on something like this before but I just felt like I had to today. I hope she is ok, but it is hard not to draw the conclusion that something is not quite right from this sort of entirely narcissistic behaviour during such devastating times.
Thank you all for keeping me entertained for so long. I happily await my addition to the suspicious list
RaspberryCheesecake
Chatty Member
My husband's brother's daughter's puppy asked earlier in the Q&A what the nice hotel was like that she stayed in over the weekend.
A-blocked after a mere seven minutes
The puppy really did think it was a perfectly reasonable and innocent question...
A-blocked after a mere seven minutes
The puppy really did think it was a perfectly reasonable and innocent question...
AllAboutTheMayhem
VIP Member
I’ll offer up my next thread title again as we are about there!
Quite simply ;
Lorna Luxe 18: Above the Law-na.
Or we could get something in about the boiler. And shall we do a poll ?
Quite simply ;
Lorna Luxe 18: Above the Law-na.
Or we could get something in about the boiler. And shall we do a poll ?
LeBlonde
Active member
Long time lurker here, finally been tipped over into commenting territory by this absolute dick’s embarrassing behaviour. It’s been worse than ever recently. Has there ever been a more childish, spoiled, greedy, grasping little wannabe in the history of Instagram? I think not. Talk about tone deaf!
Her lies and delusions are so cringeworthy. And that silly old husband of hers! What the hell must his colleagues think? What a silly old fool. I absolutely die inside when she witters on about what Mr Luxe likes, as if anyone gives a shit. Does she think he’s some bastion of style and good taste? Hilarious. He’s the opposite! As are you Lorna!
Her lies and delusions are so cringeworthy. And that silly old husband of hers! What the hell must his colleagues think? What a silly old fool. I absolutely die inside when she witters on about what Mr Luxe likes, as if anyone gives a shit. Does she think he’s some bastion of style and good taste? Hilarious. He’s the opposite! As are you Lorna!
Its_Me
VIP Member
I actually keep laughing to myself thinking how fuming she must be. She honestly thought she could bob off to London and everyone was going to be impressed that she was soooo luxe staying in a Mayfair hotel dining on room service and Whispering Angel while the imaginary plumber was at home letting himself in to fix the boiler. Now she can’t even post it. FuuuuuuuuuuuuuminDo you think she is going to gaslight her followers and pretend it didn’t happen. The last 24 hours have honestly been hilarious. She will be fuming
Eltonjohnsflorist
VIP Member
I can’t believe she’s pretending she’s making tea for the plumber. This is like effiel tower gate all over again
sofiaboojie
New member
Long time lurker here, first poster. Just seen her on Danielle Sandhu's story. She is still in London. Have tried to attach a screenshot, this was yesterday approx 5pm. I’m still so enraged at her deliberate flouting of the rules , I’m hoping and praying she gets her comeuppance. She must have been mortified to be in a photo next to stunning Danielle without her usual Facetune wizardry. PS this thread is the funniest thing ever, thanks for all the laughs, you’ve kept me entertained when I’ve been up all night breastfeeding my newborn so thank you
so thank you
miss trixie
VIP Member
I thought this morning's styling advice on how to tuck a t-shirt in, followed by how to tuck a sweatshirt in, was invaluable. Who knew?..........
What next? How to tie your shoelaces?
What next? How to tie your shoelaces?