Okay so can you help me write my thesis to the daily MailIt's like the story of Mary and Joseph, with the three unwise men wearing creaky acrylic pj's (lead by Frisby) bringing forth vag vases for baby Jesus (fucking) Christ
No room at the inn *sad face*
I actually keep laughing to myself thinking how fuming she must be. She honestly thought she could bob off to London and everyone was going to be impressed that she was soooo luxe staying in a Mayfair hotel dining on room service and Whispering Angel while the imaginary plumber was at home letting himself in to fix the boiler. Now she can’t even post it. FuuuuuuuuuuuuuminDo you think she is going to gaslight her followers and pretend it didn’t happen. The last 24 hours have honestly been hilarious. She will be fuming
Gah I knew a writer who worked there but she's left now. Useful i knowOkay so can you help me write my thesis to the daily Mail
Bonnie Bint starring as Angel Gabriel (with superimposed ears and stupid voice)
Baby Jesus would be delivered in an Hermays handbag.
And what will become of the ITS photos???I actually keep laughing to myself thinking how fuming she must be. She honestly thought she could bob off to London and everyone was going to be impressed that she was soooo luxe staying in a Mayfair hotel dining on room service and Whispering Angel while the imaginary plumber was at home letting himself in to fix the boiler. Now she can’t even post it. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuumin
She’s definitely having a cull .. deceitful lying witch has got nothing else to do .. I noticed her followers were dropping so took a screenshot to confirm my thoughts . I too am on the ‘pending list’. on Monday 8,709 and today 8614 Yep you could say I’ve got nothing else to do either. But I take My field agent duties setiouslyI really haven't, so perhaps it was a random cull of twitter accounts which don't post very often or something!
OMR wondering if Baby Jesus is actually his son and if one of the 3 Kings presents actually contain a decent pair of shoes for him .( the raisin not the grape!)Okay so can you help me write my thesis to the daily Mail
Bonnie Bint starring as Angel Gabriel (with superimposed ears and stupid voice)
Baby Jesus would be delivered in an Hermays handbag.
I can’t imagine there’s been much ‘love talk’ in the Luxe household/ browns hotel .. they’re a pair of Fukkin idiots ..Honestly I’m killing my self here. I bet she had all her little music overs planned out for the story videos and reels. And what she was going to ask herself on the Q&A’s so that she could show parts of the room and hotel
Same. It has been making me smile ALL day. I bet OMR has had a job on his hands calming Princess down. I'm sure she's been been in a foul mood and has found a way to blame whipping boy. Demanded a new bag I'll bet.Honestly I’m killing my self here. I bet she had all her little music overs planned out for the story videos and reels. And what she was going to ask herself on the Q&A’s so that she could show parts of the room and hotel
She’ll probably get one too .. I bet ..Same. It has been making me smile ALL day. I bet OMR has had a job on his hands calming Princess down. I'm sure she's been been in a foul mood and has found a way to blame whipping boy. Demanded a new bag I'll bet.
Aaah Shame.......No Mario Testino filming the reels with indulged Princess skippy-hopping all over the hotel, coyly looking back over one shoulder to the tune of "Isn't She Lovely" or similar. All together now......Aaaaah. She could have taken Brown's down to a whole new level. Be very, very careful Lorna and mind how you go. You don't want any of those nice chaps in the blue uniforms, with the ever-so-shiny buttons, visiting you and saying the words you're dreading.........YOU'RE NICKED!Honestly I’m killing my self here. I bet she had all her little music overs planned out for the story videos and reels. And what she was going to ask herself on the Q&A’s so that she could show parts of the room and hotel
I believe we will see some “ browns” hotel action at some point in the future.. she will film it all now, but just won’t publish it. For “ one night away whilst the heating engineers were in”(omg the OMR had it in stereo, probably still getting it. LL has to blame someone.
I do wonder if the hotel was gifted and since they now cannot #AD it, had to pay as well.
The Karma, just beautiful and it's Friday she has ITS contracts to fulfil over the weekend, this weekend is gonna be good, brace yourselves TITS
Thing is even if her 1M followers /minions posted their disdain about her antics .. she’d just Fukkin delete them .. so her other ‘followers/ minions ‘ wouldn’t know to ‘like’ or reply cos they’re sheep !! and probably never leave a comment any way ..Given the lockdown it just seems so naive to believe followers wouldn’t have been miffed or tempted to make a complaint. We all want our lives to go back to normality, but flouting the rules and suggesting she’s above the law (using various lies) is just out of order.
Well, this is my favourite thing ever todayP.S. My name isn't actually Jennifer Bergmeister.
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