I was just gonna post the same thing ... it’s such an unflattering length on her .. what happens when she sits down ... we all saw the pictures Of when her fanny fell out of her shorts !! Yuk
Lorna Luxe #16 Still needs a shower but she's busy photoshopping the Eiffel Tower
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So sorry to hear of your little problem, Mamma. I, too, had a similar experience!Actually wet self. ( pelvic floor issues, obvs)
I reckon when John is on the trap, having his first CF ( Crafty Fag) of the day I reckon he has a chuckleat our comments. ( Before he starts blocking / removing anything that could upset Queen Baby)
I've had word from my distant cousin in France, Charlie (you may remember me mentioning the Bloquer family). We actually call her Charlie for short. Her full name is actually Charlotta Chanel Bloquer. Anyway Charlie has asked me to tell you that if she wins the naming competition, she will gift the ensemble to you. I said that would be absolutely Tres Bon. She knows that you are planning a little trip to France to visit your sister in the near future, so she said if she wins it she will send it by Express (not that bloody Ali).
Moving on....wasn't it splendid of Monsieur Luxe to endorse the name suggestion. I bet he's in for it soon! Stompy Alert!!
I reckon he enjoys his daily "Tattle Time" & probably is hard pressed to keep a straight face. Still, poor bugger deserves a laugh.
That made me laugh so much because the bottle was unopened and the next video he was pouring something bright pink over iceIt looks so cheap/towie-esque. Speaking of which, that car crash desperado Lauren Goodyer just posted an insta story featuring a bottle of Whispissing Angel, not quite so exclusive now is it?
Is this supposed to be a picture of Lorna?
Looks like an entirely different person
Just bobbed onto her stories as i dont follow her and wow, does she think people are blind to think that it was the same drink?That made me laugh so much because the bottle was unopened and the next video he was pouring something bright pink over ice
@Its_Me I found the furry top boots that Aveirieireieieiee was wearing in Paris in the rain. Just a shade under £1700.. 
They have one pair left in my tiny size.... 
also did we all notice the black /GHW birkin she posted last night... never happy. EVER.
They have one pair left in my tiny size.... also did we all notice the black /GHW birkin she posted last night... never happy. EVER.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...........
Ladies.......I give you the Gopp-tastic, Gopp-u-lous Gopping Set, in all its glory. Remember, you saw it here first!
Ladies.......I give you the Gopp-tastic, Gopp-u-lous Gopping Set, in all its glory. Remember, you saw it here first!
Swooooon! Dior right? The skirt was 3k@Its_Me I found the furry top boots that Aveirieireieieiee was wearing in Paris in the rain. Just a shade under £1700..
also did we all notice the black /GHW birkin she posted last night... never happy. EVER.
That's vile, the elastic wrists, the print, the size, how much is she charging for this monster another £75 plus £40 for the skirt. It's making me dizzy looking at it. Badger showing her vagerJust when you thought it was safe to go outside...........
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Ladies.......I give you the Gopp-tastic, Gopp-u-lous Gopping Set, in all its glory. Remember, you saw it here first!
Ever the greedy hoe !!! She’ll get one as well but she ain’t ever gonna look luxe ! You can’t make a silk purse out of a pigs ear ! As they say ..I’m posting that pic of A again and LL as a Fuxy v Luxe .. You just ain’t got it Yawna@Its_Me I found the furry top boots that Aveirieireieieiee was wearing in Paris in the rain. Just a shade under £1700..
also did we all notice the black /GHW birkin she posted last night... never happy. EVER.
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YepSwooooon! Dior right? The skirt was 3k
Hardly justifiable in the current “ not even leaving the house” climate. My area is pending tier 3, so might as well invest in pyjamas.That really is absolutely awful. I was wondering the other night what happened to all those massive long obscenely flammable floaty things she wore in Santorini? Cant imagine anyone getting much wear from those.Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...........
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Ladies.......I give you the Gopp-tastic, Gopp-u-lous Gopping Set, in all its glory. Remember, you saw it here first!
Do you think she will even be aware?
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She will now that she’s read it on hereYep
That really is absolutely awful. I was wondering the other night what happened to all those massive long obscenely flammable floaty things she wore in Santorini? Cant imagine anyone getting much wear from those.
Do you think she will even be aware?
If you can swing your leg over the tractor gear box in that get up you can wear what you like, darling. Besides, it looks perfect for wiping down the tank when the Lord spills some diesel...
No euphemisms above, get your minds out the gutters....
She walks like a horse. In her latest video looks like she is off to the trough.
She’s literally just added some Fukkin awful sleeves yo this dress that she’s had on repeat for EVER !! Same thing with those Fukkin boots 
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WTF are those ‘contour’ leggings it looks like she wrapped black bin bags round her legs !!!
Cheap nasty shite .. those sunglasses look hideous .. She’s gone back to that stupid swinging ponytail look again .. SAME OL SAME OL !!
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Some of those pics are ‘ever so vurrrry ‘ blurry ..
Too much WA OMR ???
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WTF are those ‘contour’ leggings it looks like she wrapped black bin bags round her legs !!!
Cheap nasty shite .. those sunglasses look hideous .. She’s gone back to that stupid swinging ponytail look again .. SAME OL SAME OL !!
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Some of those pics are ‘ever so vurrrry ‘ blurry ..
Too much WA OMR ???
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That is the best ever!!!
Burnerbabe for president 
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...........
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Ladies.......I give you the Gopp-tastic, Gopp-u-lous Gopping Set, in all its glory. Remember, you saw it here first!
Aka Fanny pelmet
Are her minions on Fukkin hallucinogenic drugs.. ?
The name suggestions for this ‘orrible outfit are hilarious .. I’ve picked out these few .. my favourite is Annais one
The name suggestions for this ‘orrible outfit are hilarious .. I’ve picked out these few .. my favourite is Annais one
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