Lorna Luxe #16 Still needs a shower but she's busy photoshopping the Eiffel Tower

[pink_norris]

Some comments are getting through hahahaha Versace 1997, love it.

Burnerbabe we love you

Fanny coat

so she’s finally moved into the S&M dominatrix fetish market then, next she’ll be shilling crotch less pants and latex cut out bras for Christmas.

Still it’s all wipe clean, saves on washing

someone send her a collar n chain for whipping boy

 

[LadyLockdown]

I bought a 10x magnifying mirror today... if anyone doesn't have one let me tell you it's something you didn't realise you need and something you absolutely do not need at the same time. Anyway, my point is - I think Yawna may need one as her eye sight must be shocking.

Are her minions on Fukkin hallucinogenic drugs.. ?
The name suggestions for this ‘orrible outfit are hilarious .. I’ve picked out these few .. my favourite is Annais one

Fanny coat got my vote

In other news, I submitted the Tattle Wiki Lorna Luxe request....

 

[Ohmydays]

I also bought a 10x magnifying mirror today... something


Fanny coat got my vote

In other news, I submitted the Tattle Wiki Lorna Luxe request....

WHAT !!!!!! I’m gonna go have a peek
ps
I’ve got a 7x mirror

 

[LadyLockdown]

WHAT !!!!!! I’m gonna go have a peek
ps
I’ve got a 7x mirror

HAHAHAHA I forgot to finish what I was saying... I'm gonna edit it now.

The LL wiki isn't up yet - I've had to request it and I guess they confirm once done or if any issues...

 

[Ohmydays]

I also bought a 10x magnifying mirror today... something


Fanny coat got my vote

In other news, I submitted the Tattle Wiki Lorna Luxe request....

Arghhhhhh. It’s not there ..Do the Powers that be have to proof read it before it’s posted ?

 

[LadyLockdown]

Arghhhhhh. It’s not there ..Do the Powers that be have to proof read it before it’s posted ?

Yeah I guess they're gonna proof it first but am sure they'll let me know if any issues .. I can't imagine there will be as I copied it verbatim and it's been on the last several threads but we will seeeeeeee

And lordy, 10x magnifying mirrors ... that's my halloween sorted out

 

[Ohmydays]

Date night ...”In Paris’ blimey she must be the sharpest knife in the drawer .. being as that’s where she’s based at the moment and she’s at a restaurant that she’s been to ‘numerous ‘ times in the last week !!! FFS .. SAME OL SAME OL

 

[miss trixie]

Are her minions on Fukkin hallucinogenic drugs.. ?
The name suggestions for this ‘orrible outfit are hilarious .. I’ve picked out these few .. my favourite is Annais one

Thanks for posting those comments @Ohmydays - They're so hilarious (but worrying at the same time) I've been crying at them. For sure, I can see our future Queen attired in this and as for poor departed Coco Chanel, she'd be spinning in her grave. But my total fave has to be "Fanny" Thing is, the silly bint's daft enough to call it the Fanny! I can see her stories now in the run-up to the Launch - My Fanny will be available on the website from 7pm; if you want to get your hands on my Fanny you'll need to be quick, etc. etc. etc. I don't think I'd be able to stand it. Between Anais and the Versace-buying Russian hookers, I'm just about dead!
P.S. Would burnerbabe_ please identify herself; I applaud you.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I don’t know how I’d feel about chambermaids going into my room and tidying it/ arranging my carrier bags like that

 

[Deevee47]

Is it a skirt, or a belt?

No its a PUSSY PELMET... or GUNT PELMET

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

WHAT !!!!!! I’m gonna go have a peek
ps
I’ve got a 7x mirror

I tit myself with a regular mirror, even seeing my own reflection in the car window brings me out in hives so I’ll not bother with the 10x shizzle

OMR has probably slipped something in to the hand of the concierge.

 

[Ohmydays]

I don’t know how I’d feel about chambermaids going into my room and tidying it/ arranging my carrier bags like that

I couldn’t believe it when I read it ... why would you be proud of that ... she’s doing a photo shoot of her Act 3 A/W In The Shite collection ... the hotel had already supplied the rails on a previous ‘Same Ol Same Ol ‘ tidy up .. so why hasn’t she got all the outfits pressed and Sorted in some sort of order for shooting ???
Or is that just me and my ocd

I tit myself with a regular mirror, even seeing my own reflection in the car window brings me out in hives so I’ll not bother with the 10x shizzle

OMR has probably slipped something in to the hand of the concierge.

FFS. @AllAboutTheMayhem I’ve just spat my Fukkin wine out !!. Thinking of poor Ol Emanuel with OMR’s Todger in his hand

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

You’ve forced me to think of geriatric saucisson, and now I feel bilious.

 

[miss trixie]

I couldn’t believe it when I read it ... why would you be proud of that ... she’s doing a photo shoot of her Act 3 A/W In The Shite collection ... the hotel had already supplied the rails on a previous ‘Same Ol Same Ol ‘ tidy up .. so why hasn’t she got all the outfits pressed and Sorted in some sort of order for shooting ???
Or is that just me and my ocd


FFS. @AllAboutTheMayhem I’ve just spat my Fukkin wine out !!. Thinking of poor Ol Emanuel with OMR’s Todger in his hand

No, it's not you + OCD (or if it is, then it's me + my OCD as well). I'd be too ashamed of being such a slovenly wretch that the poor staff had to clear up my mess. Zero respect or consideration for the housekeeping team. Zero class! As far as the "arrangement" of all the packages, that's got her stamp all over it. I think she's staged that little bit, after the staff had done their work. She has to fake everything.
As for things being slipped into the concierge's hand, please no, I can't go there.....I'm getting visual images after reading your comments!

 

[Hereforthepictures]

Hope whoever tidied their stinking room up also took a tit in every bag.
In other news, watching Gemma Collins’ programme here abs she’s doing a shoot for in the style. They’ve booked her an incredible villa in Crete, there’s makeup artists, stylists, photographers...

Lorna must just veto all of that so she can have total control over the outcome. No wonder mingsby hates her.

 

[Wifo1976]

That Chanel still unboxed by the looks of it

Most people would be beside themselves to receive this, how long has she had it now? I despair. I bet the staff also secretly think she’s a spoilt cow.

 

[quarantinequeen13]

That Chanel still unboxed by the looks of it

Most people would be beside themselves to receive this, how long has she had it now? I despair. I bet the staff also secretly think she’s a spoilt cow.

Absolutely cringeworthy. Disgusting display and we know you did it yourself Lorna

 

[KikoM]

Some comments are getting through hahahaha Versace 1997, love it.

Versace ‘97

She even gives the same generic reply to other influencers. Freya can’t be serious with that comment

 

[Zelda29]

France is going into a national lockdown as of today due to the virus being out of control. The 'shoot' should be interesting.

 

[Gimmemore]

Why share a picture of cigarettes ? Stop trying to glamorize smoking. Another sign she is a smoker (don’t know why anyone who doesn’t smoke who would share this). Also shows the little brain cells she does have, in thinking that sharing this is appropriate to over a million impressionable mostly young people.