Lorna Luxe #16 Still needs a shower but she's busy photoshopping the Eiffel Tower
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I honestly don’t know if I should be flattered or offended but probably offended
Seriously ??? Do you pour the soup on the mash ? How else can you eat it ???? Soup & Chips I understandI used to love tomato soup and mash (or tomato soup with chips)... haven't had it for years but I probably still would.
Forgive meeeeeeee
Yeah I used to pour it over or sometimes, make a little well in the mashSeriously ??? Do you pour the soup on the mash ? How else can you eat it ???? Soup & Chips I understand
Please let me be clear I only had mash (and it was usually instant mash ) if I didn't have any oven chips in at the time. Obviously this was all before I became a Lady.Yeah well, Stevie Wonder is blind.Did we all notice the track she chose.......Isn't She Lovely (Stevie Wonder) - I can't bear much more!
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I’m 5FT 10, imagine how they’d look on me! Oh dear god, just awful. (I actually LOVE how tit it is) lets see Nicole style out the 1980’s MJ red vinylFFS ....these are Fukkin hilarious .. look at the fitI bet your legs stick together if you cross them ..
As for the shoulder padded top ... There was a TIT on here that bought the t shirt with shoulder pads .. she said it was vile and the shoulder pads made ‘crunching’ noises !! ( sorry can’t remember who you were)
Can you imagine the noise walking in that whole outfit
Or soup and a sandwich! FfsSeriously ??? Do you pour the soup on the mash ? How else can you eat it ???? Soup & Chips I understand
Yep soup and a sandwich is the best !!I’m 5FT 10, imagine how they’d look on me! Oh dear god, just awful. (I actually LOVE how tit it is) lets see Nicole style out the 1980’s MJ red vinyl
Or soup and a sandwich! Ffs
God, these treads are moving at lightning speed, can hardly keep up
anyways, didn’t she say invest in good underwear?!? Nothingabout any of the shots In that dress says she had taken her own advise. Everything is everywhere
anyways, didn’t she say invest in good underwear?!? Nothingabout any of the shots In that dress says she had taken her own advise. Everything is everywhere
Annnnnd France is back in lockdown from Friday...
No more prancing around Paris for Lorna. Better rush back to her flat !
I’m so sorry for everyone in France. This sucks but I laughed out loud that Lorna has to go home. Poor Lorna.
Just been having a trawl through AliExpress and it's a veritable treasure trove. Basically, there are assorted god-awful legging/trouser things in shiny black, red, snake-effect - there's all sorts there. Price between $3-$4. Wonder what price they're going on sale at.
Thing is Shes now got her get out clause... She’s got the perfect excuse for having to “Relocate” back to England because of the whole covid thing ( that She’s been ignoring for the last 6 months)
I mean, we all knew it was only ever going to be for a month max... just long enough to cover 3 “ rapid succession” drops, but now she can tell all the simpering fawners that covid is the reason the trip is being cut short.
And she can’t go cocking around London apartments either!
She’s going to be scouring tattle for content ideas...
my house mate either ate soup or mash sandwiches. I meant I’d never met anyone who ate mash and soup in one sitting
Ive just had chip sandwiches As I absolutely couldn’t be arsed tonight. 
I mean, we all knew it was only ever going to be for a month max... just long enough to cover 3 “ rapid succession” drops, but now she can tell all the simpering fawners that covid is the reason the trip is being cut short.
And she can’t go cocking around London apartments either!
She’s going to be scouring tattle for content ideas...
my house mate either ate soup or mash sandwiches. I meant I’d never met anyone who ate mash and soup in one sitting
Ive just had chip sandwiches As I absolutely couldn’t be arsed tonight. Attachments
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Why does she dislike her own home so much ?
Photoshop FAILS. Some of them make me dizzy.
I won’t even discuss the red vinyl leggings.
I won’t even discuss the red vinyl leggings.
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Why doesn’t she wear a bra? It’s so weird and so <grim>. I think either her or Monsieur Whip get off on her wandering around without underwear.
( BORK. Nearly gagged up my chip butty at that thought)
She probably thinks she does... but she doesn’t have boobs like the naked nipple women she’s always posting pictures of...
Why doesn’t she take her own advice and wear underwear that supports and structures where needed?
( BORK. Nearly gagged up my chip butty at that thought)
She probably thinks she does... but she doesn’t have boobs like the naked nipple women she’s always posting pictures of...
Why doesn’t she take her own advice and wear underwear that supports and structures where needed?
So a second lockdown in France has been announced
you reckon she’ll come back?
you reckon she’ll come back?
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You’re making me want chip butty and I’m on a diet got boring salmon and broccoli
I’ve said that before about her boobs, she’s not actually flat chested or perky enough to not wear a bra. I know loads of people are against wearing bras these days especially with metal underwire but there’s plenty of undergarment alternatives to make your clothes look better.
I suspect she's trying to sexy and girlish in the clips with the dresses hence the dress lifting and the coy looking away.
I wish someone would tell her that she is as sexy as a cold bucket of sick.
I wish someone would tell her that she is as sexy as a cold bucket of sick.
Love chip butties loads of salt and vinegar on as well bloody yumThing is Shes now got her get out clause... She’s got the perfect excuse for having to “Relocate” back to England because of the whole covid thing ( that She’s been ignoring for the last 6 months)
I mean, we all knew it was only ever going to be for a month max... just long enough to cover 3 “ rapid succession” drops, but now she can tell all the simpering fawners that covid is the reason the trip is being cut short.
And she can’t go cocking around London apartments either!
She’s going to be scouring tattle for content ideas...
my house mate either ate soup or mash sandwiches. I meant I’d never met anyone who ate mash and soup in one sitting
When it comes down to it, her Parisian "photo-shoot" (and I use that term v loosely) has consisted of below-amateurish shots which have been appallingly edited and filtered, of her posing near an assortment of lampposts and hoppy-skipping across zebra crossings.......And it was necessary to come to Paris for THAT? It's an insult to the customers of ITS to post these poor excuses for photo's. It's as though she no longer cares; possibly thinks her minions are by now so fooled that they'll buy any old thing which she promotes (sadly seems to be the case). She also managed to find time to be pictured in the kind of garments that she prefers to wear, as opposed to the tat she persuades her followers to buy. What else has she achieved in this essential trip? Oh yes, acquisitions from Hermes & Chanel whilst simultaneously bragging & arranging her high-end carrier bags to be captured for social media consumption. I wonder whether Dick Frisby feels that he's got good value for his investment in this trip. Oh well never mind, it was all for the Hermes launch of Act 3. I really do think that after this Act, it's time to draw the final curtain.
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