the state of this pissed up rambling.
you’ve learned nothing, you’ve just driven between the 1st and 7th arr.
Lorna Luxe #16 Still needs a shower but she's busy photoshopping the Eiffel Tower
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you’ve learned nothing, you’ve just driven between the 1st and 7th arr.
So OMR misses Boo but she doesn’t? Vile witch doesn’t deserve a dog
Not one update on her flat whilst she’s been out there. She can’t say it’s not on brand as you already told us you were having work done. Hence you gallivanting between London & Europe
Is she hoping we’ve forgotten. My question is how can you go away and just leave the builders in your house?
It’s all vurry odd
Is she hoping we’ve forgotten. My question is how can you go away and just leave the builders in your house?
It’s all vurry oddDepending on UK tax rules, but standard EU tax rules are that you need to stay in the same foreign country and become taxable resident there in order to be eligible for tax reduction at home. If you have property etc, you can still be taxable for that in country of origin. Or if your work in another country and they claim tax for work performed in that country, you can get a deduction for paid tax abroad. UK differs tax wise in everything else, so might be the same here
That being said, I’m pretty sure she’s not paying any tax to France...
On Paris: "....and we will miss it like Mr. Luxe misses Boo..." ???
Not very much then considering they've hardly mentioned Boo in the last 6 months.
She makes me violent.
To be classified as non resident in the UK she'd have to live for 183 days or more in another country and as a tax resident there and yeah, I'm with you, she's not going to be paying tax in France as it's higher than the UK.Depending on UK tax rules, but standard EU tax rules are that you need to stay in the same foreign country and become taxable resident there in order to be eligible for tax reduction at home. If you have property etc, you can still be taxable for that in country of origin. Or if your work in another country and they claim tax for work performed in that country, you can get a deduction for paid tax abroad. UK differs tax wise in everything else, so might be the same here
That being said, I’m pretty sure she’s not paying any tax to France...
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Omg. Pathetic. She’s been there 4 weeks the stupid dim twit.
Exactly - drunk again!
Everything she’s noted is about how well SHES been indulged. Why does she keep saying “ whatever happens?”
I think she’s coming back today... or tomorrow??
Will she get the birkin before she leaves?
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She makes me violent ... love it
Tut tut @KikoM have you forgotten that they live in a FLAT !!!Not one update on her flat whilst she’s been out there. She can’t say it’s not on brand as you already told us you were having work done. Hence you gallivanting between London & Europe
Is she hoping we’ve forgotten. My question is how can you go away and just leave the builders in your house?
Poor dog, I hope whoever has him loves him, he's in his elderly years and needs continued comfort and love. How cruel to just dump him.
Those plastic red leggings straight out of porn, nothing against porn do what you got to do but blimey there screaming slutty
Nothing is selling from her range now, it's gotta be time to shut the doors. I see Nicole bint is getting the black plastic ones (freebie), maybe she has a porn night with her fella
When she gets back to HH she is going to be a foul mood and the flat will be just the same as before, no builders, more lies.
Those plastic red leggings straight out of porn, nothing against porn do what you got to do but blimey there screaming slutty
Nothing is selling from her range now, it's gotta be time to shut the doors. I see Nicole bint is getting the black plastic ones (freebie), maybe she has a porn night with her fella
When she gets back to HH she is going to be a foul mood and the flat will be just the same as before, no builders, more lies.
Yes I’m looking forward to see what extensive work has been done on the flat!
So extensive that they had to live in a series of penthouses in neighbouring london. AND it was all so loud that she had to sit in the Bentley to talk to the Fawners.
What an overhaul that must have been.
So extensive that they had to live in a series of penthouses in neighbouring london. AND it was all so loud that she had to sit in the Bentley to talk to the Fawners.
What an overhaul that must have been.
I think her mum usually has Boo which does bring me some comfort after someone said her mum was lovely. He probably likes her more than he does Lorna and thinks that’s his home.Poor dog, I hope whoever has him loves him, he's in his elderly years and needs continued comfort and love. How cruel to just dump him.
Those plastic red leggings straight out of porn, nothing against porn do what you got to do but blimey there screaming slutty
Nothing is selling from her range now, it's gotta be time to shut the doors. I see Nicole bint is getting the black plastic ones (freebie), maybe she has a porn night with her fella
When she gets back to HH she is going to be a foul mood and the flat will be just the same as before, no builders, more lies.
I can’t stop thinking of the fact that she made it a priority to visit places where “Emily in Paris” was shot, in one of the most historic places in Europe What an absolute idiot Why visit Sacré-Coeur, Norte Dame, Panthéon, Latin Quarter etc etc when you can drive in circles around the Louvre every single day and hunt down the cafe where ”Emily” had lunch
What an absolute idiot Why visit Sacré-Coeur, Norte Dame, Panthéon, Latin Quarter etc etc when you can drive in circles around the Louvre every single day and hunt down the cafe where ”Emily” had lunch The busiest we’ve seen Paris from her car tours and it’s some sort of police scene. Good one!
Agree with you, made my blood boil (again). Well she's definitely been keeping up-to-date with this thread. Funny timing that this appeared after my comment about the "resident imbecile" & our various recent comments. So I take it that this was her effort at posting something meaningful.
True to form, it contained the thing around which everything else revolved - her sodding Hermes! Totally given up. The only thing she's learned is how to acquire an Hermes if you're a chavvy skank - throw loads of 
at your resident concierge at a time when hotels are so grateful for the business, they'll do whatever it takes to satisfy the customer. Oh yes....she loves the city so much that she went all over the place without a mask, showing zero regard or respect for the laws or the inhabitants of that city. She loves the way the Parisians remember details....I'm sure any whose path she crossed will remember her as a Grade A asshole and I've no doubt that they will miss her like a dose of the clap. So, Lorna, it's "Nul Points" from me!Has she explicitly said they're going back to HH? I'm just wondering if they actually will or if they'll end up back in London as I think you can quarantine wherever you like as long as you stay there... and we all know she's enough of a prick to do something like that.
Very Good point ...
we shall see.was thinking the same. Also, like duck will she be staying in. She’ll be all over the place
Bet the neighbouring flat owners at HH are eagerly anticipating the return of the Horsham’s own Krankie tribute act.
Queen Baby and Chief Whip hath returneth. Bet the whatsapp group chat is on fire.
Queen Baby and Chief Whip hath returneth. Bet the whatsapp group chat is on fire.
I wouldn't be surprised if they end up back in London.....who knows with Dumb & Dumber. One thing I'm firmly convinced of is that she will not truly quarantine for 14 days. I don't care what she says, she is an accomplished liar who will do whatever the hell she wants.
Top work titters, you're making an old lady with a hangover laugh her head off
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