Truth hurts? The truth being your collection isn’t a sell out and is seen for the trash that it really is?
Also why isn’t she wearing her fabulous collection today?
Also why isn’t she wearing her fabulous collection today?
Lorna Luxe #13 Wherever I blag my flat, that’s my home!
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This whole trip is meant to be centred around the new collection which only launched last night and 4 days in she’s already wearing something else and making sure to get an affiliate link in there.
Perhaps she’s already realised what a flop this one is and is hedging her bets by making sure she’s got an income from somewhere
Perhaps she’s already realised what a flop this one is and is hedging her bets by making sure she’s got an income from somewhere
Those soundbites are odd...Sounds like a break up... if only... but I think its just her bullshit mind game playAlls not well in Luxe land, bit of a Barney I reckon, old Rod didn’t get touch night or any birthday treats. Diva strop against diva strop
It’ll be lager wages on a champagne lifestyle unless she gets a grip!
Hello Ladies & Bonjour to our French division.
Just when I thought she couldn't get much worse, she has scaled new heights of crassness & insensitivity. A new day has dawned & with it, the latest global crisis: To Buy Or Not To Buy, that is the question. What a dilemma. Whether 'tis prudent to buy Chanel pre-price increase or not. That is the quandary with which we are faced. Other world crises? FORGET THEM. Lebanon? WHERE? Covid19? SO? Economy in freefall? HUH? Spiralling unemployment? WHO CARES? Chanel price increase? THAT IS BAD NEWS!! JOHN, GET ME TO CHANEL TOUTE DE SUITE!! I am beyond disgusted by the latest trash to emerge from the vacu-sphere which is inside her head. No doubt when she reads this she will think that this comment has been made by someone who is just jealous that she can afford Chanel bags (WRONG) & who can't afford to buy them (WRONG AGAIN). It's time to wake up Lorna, people are starting to wake up to you & the illusion which you have crafted. It may take time but your bubble WILL burst & you will have no self-respect or integrity to draw upon and THEY are of far greater value than a Chanel bag. Just saying.
Just when I thought she couldn't get much worse, she has scaled new heights of crassness & insensitivity. A new day has dawned & with it, the latest global crisis: To Buy Or Not To Buy, that is the question. What a dilemma. Whether 'tis prudent to buy Chanel pre-price increase or not. That is the quandary with which we are faced. Other world crises? FORGET THEM. Lebanon? WHERE? Covid19? SO? Economy in freefall? HUH? Spiralling unemployment? WHO CARES? Chanel price increase? THAT IS BAD NEWS!! JOHN, GET ME TO CHANEL TOUTE DE SUITE!! I am beyond disgusted by the latest trash to emerge from the vacu-sphere which is inside her head. No doubt when she reads this she will think that this comment has been made by someone who is just jealous that she can afford Chanel bags (WRONG) & who can't afford to buy them (WRONG AGAIN). It's time to wake up Lorna, people are starting to wake up to you & the illusion which you have crafted. It may take time but your bubble WILL burst & you will have no self-respect or integrity to draw upon and THEY are of far greater value than a Chanel bag. Just saying.
off piste, but does anyone have screen grabs from the celeb face post? It doesn't seem to be on their grid anymore. Since I have had my eyes opened to LL ridiculously out of touch attitude and blatant disregard to this pandemic, I have been a regular 'trawler' on here
Do you reckon she's done it again so she can delete the old ones with the insanely obvious filters onThat’s the third time she’s done a tutorial on that cardigan - how stupid are people?
And she thinks it’s a good idea to put a jumper over it tied around your neck like an accessory
She’s just had that Profhilo she looks awful.. you think she would have learnt by Lornas mistake .
Did anyone see all the "you should be on Gogglebox" comments on the Sky AD? There were several and I don't know why but I have a horrible feeling there could be something in it.... 
It’s still on celeb face but the last 2 pics on this post .off piste, but does anyone have screen grabs from the celeb face post? It doesn't seem to be on their grid anymore. Since I have had my eyes opened to LL ridiculously out of touch attitude and blatant disregard to this pandemic, I have been a regular 'trawler' on here
Do you know what ... I thought exactly the same !! That hairdresser mate of theirs is in it with his obnoxious husband ( can’t stand either of them) I wonder if that’s why HH is being prepared for filming .. wouldn’t look good to be filmed in the bedroom Would it ? Oh And LA productionsDid anyone see all the "you should be on Gogglebox" comments on the Sky AD? There were several and I don't know why but I have a horrible feeling there could be something in it....
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Hi all - just “bobbing on” for a few updates - we’ve continued submitting all of your screenshots as part of the case we have open with the ASA. All of the evidence is helping to support our claim that these are in fact Ads for ITS and she’s responsible for claiming them as such. From what we were told last week, they are now investigating the contract between her and ITS to understand the commercial structure of it. We likely won’t get details of that private contract, but they’re due to come back to us with an answer on the next step forward.
We’ve also contacted Parisienne authorities to let them know that Le Bristol has allowed a constantly-traveling “influencer” to wander around their hotel WITHOUT a mask to take photos - when it is in fact a fined offense to be indoors without a mask regardless of who you think you are. We sent photos to the French police (you all with your screenshots are just EPIC!), the response from the hotel, and a summary of her previous outings in London prior to coming to Paris. We recommended a fine for every photo (135 Euros each). They’ve come back to us this morning and said “A case has been opened with an active investigation.” (Translated from French of course... I think we mentioned before, one of us is fluent - thank goodness!) We think the hotel will likely get a good slap too (as they should).
And last but not least gorgeous Tattler’s - we’re working hard on putting together a case against ITS from an environmental standpoint. (It’s more than just ITS, it’s a lot of these fast-fashion houses that just create landfill nonsense, but all the same, ITS is at the top of the list! We’re working in conjunction with the Environmental Audit Committee) We’ll update you when we’ve filed the case. Have a gorgeous Monday - we’ll keep it up with the legal end!
We’ve also contacted Parisienne authorities to let them know that Le Bristol has allowed a constantly-traveling “influencer” to wander around their hotel WITHOUT a mask to take photos - when it is in fact a fined offense to be indoors without a mask regardless of who you think you are. We sent photos to the French police (you all with your screenshots are just EPIC!), the response from the hotel, and a summary of her previous outings in London prior to coming to Paris. We recommended a fine for every photo (135 Euros each). They’ve come back to us this morning and said “A case has been opened with an active investigation.” (Translated from French of course... I think we mentioned before, one of us is fluent
- thank goodness!) We think the hotel will likely get a good slap too (as they should). And last but not least gorgeous Tattler’s - we’re working hard on putting together a case against ITS from an environmental standpoint. (It’s more than just ITS, it’s a lot of these fast-fashion houses that just create landfill nonsense, but all the same, ITS is at the top of the list! We’re working in conjunction with the Environmental Audit Committee) We’ll update you when we’ve filed the case. Have a gorgeous Monday - we’ll keep it up with the legal end!
Mon Dieu, what the hell is wrong with her today!!! She sounds either terrified, wired or like she’s clucking for something illegal.
And why is she saying the stuff sold out? There was nothing sold out when I looked at 12 lunch!
Told you.. THE COATS are coming soon and this last lot will already be in the bin!
And why is she saying the stuff sold out? There was nothing sold out when I looked at 12 lunch!
Told you.. THE COATS are coming soon and this last lot will already be in the bin!
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Exactly - it was all of those things milling about in my head, plus the fact OM did his debut with her on that reel as really there's no need for him to be in on it unless she wants to "introduce" him for some other reason...It’s still on celeb face but the last 2 pics on this post .
Do you know what ... I thought exactly the same !! That hairdresser mate of theirs is in it with his obnoxious husband ( can’t stand either of them) I wonder if that’s why HH is being prepared for filming .. wouldn’t look good to be filmed in the bedroom Would it ? Oh And LA productions
Hi all - just “bobbing on” for a few updates - we’ve continued submitting all of your screenshots as part of the case we have open with the ASA. All of the evidence is helping to support our claim that these are in fact Ads for ITS and she’s responsible for claiming them as such. From what we were told last week, they are now investigating the contract between her and ITS to understand the commercial structure of it. We likely won’t get details of that private contract, but they’re due to come back to us with an answer on the next step forward.
We’ve also contacted Parisienne authorities to let them know that Le Bristol has allowed a constantly-traveling “influencer” to wander around their hotel WITHOUT a mask to take photos - when it is in fact a fined offense to be indoors without a mask regardless of who you think you are. We sent photos to the French police (you all with your screenshots are just EPIC!), the response from the hotel, and a summary of her previous outings in London prior to coming to Paris. We recommended a fine for every photo (135 Euros each). They’ve come back to us this morning and said “A case has been opened with an active investigation.” (Translated from French of course... I think we mentioned before, one of us is fluent
And last but not least gorgeous Tattler’s - we’re working hard on putting together a case against ITS from an environmental standpoint. (It’s more than just ITS, it’s a lot of these fast-fashion houses that just create landfill nonsense, but all the same, ITS is at the top of the list! We’re working in conjunction with the Environmental Audit Committee) We’ll update you when we’ve filed the case. Have a gorgeous Monday - we’ll keep it up with the legal end!
I hope she does get fined for every photo. That would put a great big bleeping dent in her Chanel fund, vain cretin that she is.
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She would have to have her real face on that kind of thing though.NO FILTERS! .
ordinarily she’s terrified doing anything that involves non-filtered stuff or stuff of which she has no control - She always makes an absolute mess of it and looks so uncomfortable.
ordinarily she’s terrified doing anything that involves non-filtered stuff or stuff of which she has no control - She always makes an absolute mess of it and looks so uncomfortable.
w o w. beggars beliefIt’s still on celeb face but the last 2 pics on this post .
Do you know what ... I thought exactly the same !! That hairdresser mate of theirs is in it with his obnoxious husband ( can’t stand either of them) I wonder if that’s why HH is being prepared for filming .. wouldn’t look good to be filmed in the bedroom Would it ? Oh And LA productions
If they paid her enough I'm sure she'd get over it. Greedy trollop.
She’s talking as if going to Chanel is like going to the sweet shop.
@Suxy_ amazing work, thank you for keeping us updated.
Re: Gogglebox I have a friend on the production team
Re: Gogglebox I have a friend on the production team
I am not sure she would agree to that much exposure, the unfiltered face, the disappointing house... she could try and keep up the facade but people (tattlers) would out her on twitter and that could then crush the LL brand completely
Does anyone believe she will actually Quarantine when she is 'home'?! if she is living out of hotels, how can one do so safely and responsibly when constantly hopping? I will be very interested to see how she handles this one considering she just HAS to upload everything to Instagram......
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