Lorna Luxe #11 buy my Polyester tat so I can buy Chanel

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AllAboutTheMayhem

Jesus Joseph and the Mary Chain gang.
I am sick to death of seeing that Chanel bag.
Parading it around like a kid with a new toy. It’s so Juvenile and soooo desperate.

Quiet Clatter or the cuticles for Lorna and another fucking bag!! I suppose it’s kind of her to show the luxettes what they single handedly fund!
 
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Ohmydays

LL with no boobies

seriously this girl needs to up her game .. she ain’t no fashion designer .. she’s been knocking out the same stuff on her market stall for a good few ‘seasons’ now just changing the Fukkin ‘colour’ on repeat items .. you’re ‘Ever so Vurrrry ‘ stale and out of touch with your’designs’ you need to Fukkin get OUT more. Mix with real people

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I’m just embarrassed for her. None of it looks nice at all - styled terribly and I think she’s getting lazy with her photo editing at this point because it’s getting more and more obvious.
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I think it’s edited after lunch !! .. everything looks better after a few

Seriously ... Am I missing something here ?
Is this REALLY The LUXE LOOK that inspires 1Million followers .

THIS PIC .. is what my last post reference to

 

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tired&uninspired

Hahaha you’ve got a point, after a few glasses of whispering angel she can convince herself she’s Victoria Beckham. It is awful the tat she ‘designs’ really, nothing seems to look right on her or anyone else who is hoodwinked into parting with cash for it!
 
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Rubydoo70

Who objected to Suxy’s post? I can’t be arsed to scroll back.
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

She looks like a cyber goth in that picture.

The bag serves solely as a distraction from the laughable shit show that is her “COLLECTION”
 
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Hamilton1970

She is the instagram version of a lobotomy. She gets up late, gets sent so many beauty products she could start her own beauty bank, promotes flammable throwaway fashion of other peoples designs and gets paid for it..has numurous holidays a year seemingly for free.Yada yada. She honestly does very little work to get such rewards.. its truly perplexing. the imbeciles who subscribe and literally or metaphorically buy into her bullshit are trying to escape from a life they've been forced fed to think isn't full and successful unless you have 1,2 3..or do A,B,C. etc.. she personifies everything that is wrong with influencers..a cash cow with the emphasis on the latter..
 
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Bubble-box

Its_Me said:
Hope you’re both feeling a bit better today xx

Who said they were in Mayfair today? I’m not around much today but tomorrow I’m reporting for field agent duty
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That was me! I’m afraid to report no sightings today - however, I was with my OH who had no interest in trying to track down little miss fraud

She’s an absolute mess. I also reckon that as the collections with ITS have progressed, she’s had less and less involvement. ITS are probably doing all the leg work and her job is to flog it all by adding a Chanel bag as an accessory. Her minions thinking buying that polyester shyt will somehow accelerate them to a path of Chanel bags and sugar daddies.

AllAboutTheMayhem said:
She looks like a cyber goth in that picture.

The bag serves solely as a distraction from the laughable shit show that is her “COLLECTION”
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Agree - I’ve also noticed that the bag almost detracts away from the pieces she’s supposedly shooting and modelling. They’re the centre stage. Bet she thinks she’s Gigi Hadid modelling for Chanel when she’s trying to pull off this crap
 
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Same stuff different day

Ohmydays said:
. Who’s responsible for the continuity in The Luxes photo shoot edits .ie .. photo shop .. filters ??..
Pics. #LL with boobies
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I’m under the weather with a stomach bug and the angle of the buildings from her photoshop is making me more nauseous. Did she think no one would notice?
 
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Supertramp

I actually used to like her photos, even though they were edited to hell they were OBVIOUSLY edited to hell, like in any magazine.

Nowadays I've seen better edits in a student paper, it's SO lazy. She's deffo got next to no input into her In The Shite collections, for sure she gives them one mood board and they source it for her! Like just be honest y'all. I liked her a lot more when she did her collab with George at Asda, if anyone remembers! Just whacking on a designer handbag onto plastic tat isn't 'luxe' it's lazy as hell!
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

Oh she’s up bright and early today ( by her standards)
I hate it when she gets her mits on brands that I actually use - she just pollutes them with her gluttony. Muckies them up!
And mr Luxe was granted permission to be in the room. Watch her face change ! Oof! She even goes a bit red.
 

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Fluffy81

. PLEASE can someone god damn tell the girl to allow her skin to breath. Or atleast find staple products that work on her skin than spend ridiculous amounts on products that will take forever to god damn use.

Lorna your skin needs to breath. Laying countless products on your skin is not enhancing anything. Or doing your skin any good.
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

That box of CB stuff she bought was way over 200/300 quid! Might have been with her staff discount The Augustinus Bader cream is £200 for starters!
 
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Ohmydays

AllAboutTheMayhem said:
That box of stuff she bought was way over 200/300 quid! Might have been with her staff discount The Augustinus Bader cream is £200 for starters!
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I don’t think she ‘bought’ it and I don’t think she ordered products that her minions had ‘recommended ‘. I think it was what ‘cult beauty’ wanted her to promote .
 
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Ohmydays

Ha ha ha .. the ‘how are you darling’ said through gritted teeth
Notice The filter didn’t like the quick brush movements when she applied that Tea stuff .. It all went ‘vurrrry blurry ‘.
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

Definitely the CB delivery planned / in conjunction with the discount code.

Ohmydays said:
Ha ha ha .. the ‘how are you darling’ said through gritted teeth
Notice The filter didn’t like the quick brush movements when she applied that Tea stuff .. It all went ‘vurrrry blurry ‘.
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Ohmydays said:
Ha ha ha .. the ‘how are you darling’ said through gritted teeth
Notice The filter didn’t like the quick brush movements when she applied that Tea stuff .. It all went ‘vurrrry blurry ‘.
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Totally. Can’t even say they’re micro signals that give the game away.. it’s like she breaks out in full body hives.
 

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Its_Me

Just mine that’s in on all the madness with me then lol he was actually following her for a while


Ohmydays said:
I’m sorry but in true Lornaluxe style I’m gonna post the same Ol same ol pic .. tonight .. simply cos it’s absolutely hideous ..

This has 1Million followers
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Her minions will be copying the exact same look
 
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