“Here, let me just set up my camera. Oop gotta get the best light...little to the right. Okay, timer set. Now. Act natural. Hmm, let me try with my face looking away, all demure like. Okay and bend slightly, but into the light so that it looks artsy...”I doubt they know so much about wine to begin with. They have so much free time on their hand, they could have done a WSET course. Some of my friends had done it as a side hobby.
Oh, they are definitely the one that buy the cutest packaging and the most expensive ones.
Yikes, here is me in my underwear and is just me stretching, there is nothing underneath
“...duck. All that time posing like I’m making the bed, and I didn’t even make the bed.”