NO ONE PUTS MYLA THONG IN THE CORNER
Next thread title for sure!NO ONE PUTS MYLA THONG IN THE CORNER
Sorry if this has already been answered, am catching up, she had a pseudonym on mumsnet, something like kitty or kittycat as far as I can recall, was a loooong time agoDid she not have a bunch of sockpuppets on Mumsnet at one point?
Really?? Goes off to advanced search.Sorry if this has already been answered, am catching up, she had a pseudonym on mumsnet, something like kitty or kittycat as far as I can recall, was a loooong time ago
See you next yearReally?? Goes off to advanced search.
Yes, I give up already.See you next year
Sorry! It was a really long time ago, she was on some liz jones discussion threads. It must have been during the time that the rock star boyfriend was on the scene. Either her or nic. I'll have a quick gander see if I can find owtYes, I give up already.
It's vile and badly written too. It's the only book I've requested a refund for on the KindleHas anyone else read her latest book? Not that I’d recommend it - it appears to be self-published and is riddled with typos and all kinds of nasties (racism, ableism, fattism, misogyny, plain old hate for everything and everyone), not to mention it is atrociously written. A friend and I sort of bet each other to give it a try when it first came out last year - it is probably the worst thing I’ve ever read (and I’ve read Robert Elms’ “In search of the crack”).
That pretty much describes all her writing.I’m pretty sure this week’s column was produced using some sort of Liz Jones random word generator
Now I have a dirty dancing theme tune ear wormNO ONE PUTS MYLA THONG IN THE CORNER
She has to be the least spicy sexy person alive - she has all the allure of week-old porridge - why on earth is she going down this route??Did anyone spot this on her website: "Buy now to get your personalised signed copy (of 8 1/2 Stone) and receive a free and exclusive PDF and audio extract of The Tortoise. A spicy, sexy revenge thriller where a woman scorned is a woman he shouldn't have crossed..."
Yay! Another novel to look forward to! One I'm sure will be about as sexy as Michael Gove wearing the Myla thong on his head
Bit rich for her to be dishing out the judgement when her barnet screams 'casting creme'LJ’s views on grey hair
For once, Helen Mirren's grey hair-do didn't dazzle, LIZ JONES says
Helen Mirren never puts a toe wrong. That gamine, grey crop perfectly frames her heart-shaped face. Until she turned up for the Venice Film Festival. Her hair was a cloud of snow-white candy floss.www.dailymail.co.uk
I've had the whine of my life...That pretty much describes all her writing.
Now I have a dirty dancing theme tune ear worm