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The pink Smeg fridge gets name-dropped again. Gotta love this review from Choice (Australian consumer magazine)
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for sure!
Sorry if this has already been answered, am catching up, she had a pseudonym on mumsnet, something like kitty or kittycat as far as I can recall, was a loooong time ago
Really?? Goes off to advanced search.
Yes, I give up already.See you next year
Sorry! It was a really long time ago, she was on some liz jones discussion threads. It must have been during the time that the rock star boyfriend was on the scene. Either her or nic. I'll have a quick gander see if I can find owt
I went back to look. Think I was confused there was a poster called kittya who was v prominent on those posts. Still convinced lj was posting with a name along those lines...
I was on those Mumsnet threads, wish I could remember some of the other contributors. The only ones I recall def weren’t her socks. There was one who claimed to be a DM journo but wasn’t very complementary if memory serves. The Sleb Twaddle category got deleted didn’t it?
I’ve found what I think is the original MN thread from 2010. Reading back it looks like JK was suggested, the idea had legs so she possibly saw it and ran with it.
I’ve found what I think is the original MN thread from 2010. Reading back it looks like JK was suggested, the idea had legs so she possibly saw it and ran with it.
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It's vile and badly written too. It's the only book I've requested a refund for on the Kindle
That pretty much describes all her writing.I’m pretty sure this week’s column was produced using some sort of Liz Jones random word generator
Now I have a dirty dancing theme tune ear worm
Did anyone spot this on her website: "Buy now to get your personalised signed copy (of 8 1/2 Stone) and receive a free and exclusive PDF and audio extract of The Tortoise. A spicy, sexy revenge thriller where a woman scorned is a woman he shouldn't have crossed..."
Yay! Another novel to look forward to! One I'm sure will be about as sexy as Michael Gove wearing the Myla thong on his head
This week's column appears to be a response to Nirpal's recent article about Liz. It appears a new episode of the podcast was put up and then pulled, I wonder why? Has someone on the legal side had a word in Liz's shell-like already?
Yay! Another novel to look forward to! One I'm sure will be about as sexy as Michael Gove wearing the Myla thong on his head
This week's column appears to be a response to Nirpal's recent article about Liz. It appears a new episode of the podcast was put up and then pulled, I wonder why? Has someone on the legal side had a word in Liz's shell-like already?
She has to be the least spicy sexy person alive - she has all the allure of week-old porridge - why on earth is she going down this route??
LJ’s views on grey hair
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For once, Helen Mirren's grey hair-do didn't dazzle, LIZ JONES says
Helen Mirren never puts a toe wrong. That gamine, grey crop perfectly frames her heart-shaped face. Until she turned up for the Venice Film Festival. Her hair was a cloud of snow-white candy floss.
Bit rich for her to be dishing out the judgement when her barnet screams 'casting creme'LJ’s views on grey hair
For once, Helen Mirren's grey hair-do didn't dazzle, LIZ JONES says
Helen Mirren never puts a toe wrong. That gamine, grey crop perfectly frames her heart-shaped face. Until she turned up for the Venice Film Festival. Her hair was a cloud of snow-white candy floss.
Her 'midnight storm' barnet, lol. Even she admits that the intense, darkness-of-a-black-hole that she dyes it is harsh and unnatural. But she does it anyway. So leave Britney Helen Mirren ALONE!!
Podcast ep is back! A digest:
This week's column is indeed on the subject of Nirpal. Liz was "on a terrace overlooking Windermere" with Isabel when she heard of Nirpal's article about her. It rattled her illusory 5 seconds of calm, not happiness, as Liz has "a disease that means she can never be happy." She sneers at Nirpal because he was broke when they met, and now has moobs. Liz and Nic roast him over his infidelity, which is fair enough but Nic became friends with Liz after the divorce. Has Nic even ever met Nirpal? There is some circlejerking over how strong Liz is and how much she put up with. Liz denies she was ever racist towards Nirpal (because she has never, ever made racist remarks about him in print), and rattles off a list of designer goods she bought him. Doing nothing to challenge his assertions in the article that she treated him poorly and then showered him with unsolicited presents so he wouldn't leave.
A rant about how Liz single-handedly built Nirpal's writing career ends with her swearing whilst Nic cackles like a witch; and Liz yelling "Get back in your box! Don't take on me! I'm the best writer in the country!" Direct quote. They laugh about scaring off Liz's carpenter who was in earshot. After some unrelated bitchy criticism of other women, Liz reads out an archive column about the "cow trollop baggage" Nirpal had an affair with. Liz emailed this woman to rant about her sleeping with Nirpal; and was then both incensed and totally shocked that, rather than apologise, the woman contacted the Daily Mail to ask that they tell Liz to leave her alone!
This week's column is indeed on the subject of Nirpal. Liz was "on a terrace overlooking Windermere" with Isabel when she heard of Nirpal's article about her. It rattled her illusory 5 seconds of calm, not happiness, as Liz has "a disease that means she can never be happy." She sneers at Nirpal because he was broke when they met, and now has moobs. Liz and Nic roast him over his infidelity, which is fair enough but Nic became friends with Liz after the divorce. Has Nic even ever met Nirpal? There is some circlejerking over how strong Liz is and how much she put up with. Liz denies she was ever racist towards Nirpal (because she has never, ever made racist remarks about him in print), and rattles off a list of designer goods she bought him. Doing nothing to challenge his assertions in the article that she treated him poorly and then showered him with unsolicited presents so he wouldn't leave.
A rant about how Liz single-handedly built Nirpal's writing career ends with her swearing whilst Nic cackles like a witch; and Liz yelling "Get back in your box! Don't take on me! I'm the best writer in the country!" Direct quote. They laugh about scaring off Liz's carpenter who was in earshot. After some unrelated bitchy criticism of other women, Liz reads out an archive column about the "cow trollop baggage" Nirpal had an affair with. Liz emailed this woman to rant about her sleeping with Nirpal; and was then both incensed and totally shocked that, rather than apologise, the woman contacted the Daily Mail to ask that they tell Liz to leave her alone!
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Thanks, witchofWB!
Hmmm, she may never have said racist things in print. . . .but as a minority myself, I can’t help but wonder what she said in private. After all, she confesses to essentially fetishising black and Asian men, which is gross and inappropriate and a leetle bit racist.
Hmmm, she may never have said racist things in print. . . .but as a minority myself, I can’t help but wonder what she said in private. After all, she confesses to essentially fetishising black and Asian men, which is gross and inappropriate and a leetle bit racist.
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I've had the whine of my life...That pretty much describes all her writing.
Now I have a dirty dancing theme tune ear worm
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