There is a bingo post 
we should pin it to the top of this thread, then we can add to it as we go along
we should pin it to the top of this thread, then we can add to it as we go along 
Liz Jones - You Magazine Columnist
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It seems that Audrey Hepburn recommended using a sewing pin to separate one's eyelashes as a beauty trick. I guess that was considered classy when Liz was young so she still does it. But, yeah: Audrey Hepburn in her day is one thing. Today it's a lot easier and safer to use an eyelash comb / brush, especially if your dogs are jostling you
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god I feel anxious even thinking about doing this! so dangerous!
Is she having a lot of sex now then?! It used to be all about how she’d only had sex with a few men (usual woe-is-me stuff, not that anyone is counting, Liz)
I didn't realise this barmy old bat was still churning out her junk on a weekly basis
The Sun are as guilty with their favoured phrases though, especially in the case of that woman price where we always get
Gushes/gushing. Shattered feet; Glamour Model etc etc
The BEST SEX OF HER LIFE she says. She talks about it on the podcast a lot. And made out that she and David were at it like bunnies (despite her frequent complaints about his personal hygiene)
Updated Liz Bingo:
Can we please pin this?
| B | I | N | G | O |
| crappy engagement ring | Diptyque Candles | WAXING | Victoria Beckham dress | Having no friends |
| Giving money to family | Men never paying for anything | MINI PUPPY | Dead horse | Stealing sperm |
| Dunhill lighter | Mini breaks | Disgusting sex details | Being frigid | David’s ponytail |
| New mystery man | SATC / Carrie Bradshaw | FREE SQUARE | Nic being bitchy | DEAFNESS |
| Ancient Myla thong | Vegetarianism | Liam Neeson | Midnight Storm hair | Dry clean only |
| Dogs "stress wee" | GIANT CHILDREN | Smeg fridge | Buttery soft leather | Oily baths |
| Separating eyelashes with a pin | Waitrose | NERVOUS pets | Banned from Fashion Week | Owns every issue of Vogue |
Can we please pin this?
Thank you!
I wonder, is this her current alleged boyfriend - who, she says, is rich and she used to date a long time ago? Or is that just a fictional amalgamation of past exes/crushes?
I can’t love/laugh at this enough! Amazing!!!
I would love someone to do this for all of the influencers I witch about here
Tarotbaby came up with most of them but they are good for a laugh!
Did she get another dog?
Don't think she's mentioned it since saying in her column several weeks ago that she was in discussions to adopt another "nervous collie." Fingers crossed the answer's no ... but she probably will get at least one more now that her beloved Gracie and "Mini Puppy" are old
See that the latest tweet has been posted 3 times in the thirst for engagement. Each Tim getting less and less and under 20 comments for all. When even Twitter cant be arsed by deliberately provocative tweets you know your stock has sunk.
She's trying to be more and more reactionary to get approval from the Mail readership (and maybe get the Mail to re-hire her?) and it doesn't seem to be working. A while ago she spoke about how she was a champion of Brexit because Boris Johnson had promised her that animal welfare would improve if Britain left the EU - he wasn't even Prime Minister at the time
Yup. And it's really not working even with more and more katie Hopkins inspired bilge.
I give you Liz Jones' life song - Janis Ian 'At 17' - go listen - it is her to a T.
Bloody he'll that's one bleak, bleak song there
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