Liz Jones - You Magazine Columnist

[shushablay]

She's giving up drinking...Again...and of course it's another opportunity to take a pop at her sister

Alcohol has been LIZ JONES's social prop. Today she takes brave step

LIZ JONES: Normally, around this time of year, I'll have placed my order at the local deli. Twelve bottles of Cremant de Loire. Ta da! That's me sorted.

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[NotAUniqueUser]

Even though it is the same piece, every time it’s abut different and inconsistent

 

[Mediastar]

Just had a glimpse at tomorrow's Dreary: as Cliff Richard might have sung: "Christmas time, usual bollocks and whine".
"You're probably pushing two trolleys round Tesco" she opines, as she orders her organic veg online.
She ponders how it can be that she is not married to a rich man with a big house (spoiler: because you look like a jug-eared bonfire guy and have no personality). Then we get to the meat: Naughty Nirps has been at it again! Daring to write about her! (The very idea!).
Suffice it to say, she married beneath her and is mystified that she ends up alone and miserable.
There's a special shout out to SUE NEEDLEMAN who, apparently, picks up the tab every time they meet. Presumably so she can say "bill's paid, shall we go?" rather than watch Jones hoof up the bar tab.

 

[Miranda13]

She's giving up drinking...Again...and of course it's another opportunity to take a pop at her sister

Alcohol has been LIZ JONES's social prop. Today she takes brave step

LIZ JONES: Normally, around this time of year, I'll have placed my order at the local deli. Twelve bottles of Cremant de Loire. Ta da! That's me sorted.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Gave up when I got to 'more festive than prosecco which, to my very educated palette, tastes like dishwater.'

Liz if you are reading this - it's snobby bollocks like this which has resulted in you having no friends (unless paid), a family who hate you, and a desperation on your part for a man, any man to look twice at you.

Now duck off and let the rest of us enjoy our Christmas surrounded by loved ones.

 

[Briar Rose]

She's giving up drinking...Again...and of course it's another opportunity to take a pop at her sister

Alcohol has been LIZ JONES's social prop. Today she takes brave step

LIZ JONES: Normally, around this time of year, I'll have placed my order at the local deli. Twelve bottles of Cremant de Loire. Ta da! That's me sorted.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The way she writes about her family, especially dead people who can't defend themselves, is horrendous. She's been in trouble with her relatives many times for the way she speaks about the dead, especially, and for a terrible article she wrote in which she invaded her dementia stricken mother's privacy by shamelessly posting very intrsuvie ohotos that her mother probably couldn't have consented too. Time and again she loses people because she would rather sell them out for cash and fame. What a bloody tragic existence.

 

[Mediastar]

Gave up when I got to 'more festive than prosecco which, to my very educated palette, tastes like dishwater.'

Liz if you are reading this - it's snobby bollocks like this which has resulted in you having no friends (unless paid), a family who hate you, and a desperation on your part for a man, any man to look twice at you.

Now duck off and let the rest of us enjoy our Christmas surrounded by loved ones.

I doubt she could tell the difference between Pomerol and Vimto. These assumed airs of sophistication are dead giveaways of those who are terrified that they are somehow showing themselves up and being mocked.
Any Master of Wine will tell you to drink what you like with whatever you are eating.
Jones, for all her pretentions, has forgotten Rule #1: the people that matter don't mind... and the people who mind don't matter.
She is doomed to be socially awkward for ever, desperate for approval like a wild-eyed Hyacinth Bucket.

 

[Origen]

The way she writes about her family, especially dead people who can't defend themselves, is horrendous.

It absolutely is. She’s a member of the dark triad personality disorder in my opinion. I truly hope her pretty vivacious sisters had interesting vibrant lives before they were trashed.There’s a companion piece on Mail plus to the Alcohol Denial one. She wrote she hates people with hobbies.. cycling, baking, creative stuff,hiking.. you know human beings? Most of us.
Apparently we annoy her and frighten her(vicious, sheep/cat killing dogs). I see her as the ultimate sad troll really.. carping and side swiping at those of us who take pleasure in other people and small precious stuff. Then despite her protestations she gets to writing when inebriated. I think she does have an alcohol prob…. It would explain the severe dehydrated look and the awful dried out hair?
All Narcs, as they get elderly, get worse.. the momentum of evil envy speeds up? Why do we have relatives and friends and get presents and love one another deeply.. Liz why don’t YOU have that?

 

[Mediastar]

It absolutely is. She’s a member of the dark triad personality disorder in my opinion. I truly hope her pretty vivacious sisters had interesting vibrant lives before they were trashed.There’s a companion piece on Mail plus to the Alcohol Denial one. She wrote she hates people with hobbies.. cycling, baking, creative stuff,hiking.. you know human beings? Most of us.
Apparently we annoy her and frighten her(vicious, sheep/cat killing dogs). I see her as the ultimate sad troll really.. carping and side swiping at those of us who take pleasure in other people and small precious stuff. Then despite her protestations she gets to writing when inebriated. I think she does have an alcohol prob…. It would explain the severe dehydrated look and the awful dried out hair?
All Narcs, as they get elderly, get worse.. the momentum of evil envy speeds up? Why do we have relatives and friends and get presents and love one another deeply.. Liz why don’t YOU have that?

I agree. The really funny thing is that it's a weird, ersatz, Poundland hatred. Not driven by passion or ideals but by envy and laziness.
Anything which highlights the futility of her own existence is automatically hated. It saves the bother of actually thinking and takes up valuable drinking time.
I think I mentioned before that you can chart her drinking by the decline in quality of output over the past twenty years? While the targets of her keenest hatred (married, peer-aged women with children and careers) are now reaping the massive rewards: children graduating, building careers, having children of their own, carving their own futures; all Jones can do is hate them, bemoan her lot, blame other people. Tomorrow's Dreary is a key example of this blind envy and hatred. A cold, dead fire in a cold, dead life.

 

[ThePelican]

I agree. The really funny thing is that it's a weird, ersatz, Poundland hatred. Not driven by passion or ideals but by envy and laziness.
Anything which highlights the futility of her own existence is automatically hated. It saves the bother of actually thinking and takes up valuable drinking time.
I think I mentioned before that you can chart her drinking by the decline in quality of output over the past twenty years? While the targets of her keenest hatred (married, peer-aged women with children and careers) are now reaping the massive rewards: children graduating, building careers, having children of their own, carving their own futures; all Jones can do is hate them, bemoan her lot, blame other people. Tomorrow's Dreary is a key example of this blind envy and hatred. A cold, dead fire in a cold, dead life.

How did you manage to see it in advance?

 

[emm]

I doubt she could tell the difference between Pomerol and Vimto. These assumed airs of sophistication are dead giveaways of those who are terrified that they are somehow showing themselves up and being mocked.
Any Master of Wine will tell you to drink what you like with whatever you are eating.
Jones, for all her pretentions, has forgotten Rule #1: the people that matter don't mind... and the people who mind don't matter.
She is doomed to be socially awkward for ever, desperate for approval like a wild-eyed Hyacinth Bucket.

Exactly, anyone who has a good palate knows that prosecco is not just one flavour , for example, she is the typical , as you say Hyacinth Bucket who bases what they like on what is expensive. In a blind taste test she would have no idea

 

[Mediastar]

She's giving up drinking...Again...and of course it's another opportunity to take a pop at her sister

Alcohol has been LIZ JONES's social prop. Today she takes brave step

LIZ JONES: Normally, around this time of year, I'll have placed my order at the local deli. Twelve bottles of Cremant de Loire. Ta da! That's me sorted.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Have you noticed the pile of crap swept into the corner of the window frame in the pic with the metal bag? There's no way that's a studio... it must be somewhere she's lived... how squalid!

 

[shushablay]

Have you noticed the pile of crap swept into the corner of the window frame in the pic with the metal bag? There's no way that's a studio... it must be somewhere she's lived... how squalid!

erm well so much crap in picture I cannot determine which pile you are referring to..but yeah the old, ugly hag, yeah I should not pass judgment, I am probably an old, ugly hag myself, but I do not proclaim to be above anyone, I do not slander every person that has the misfortune to cross my path, and to sneeringly look down on, not only those people, but everyone that I imagine may be within my presence..

Didn't actually read the farticle, just wanted to look at the messy pic..yeah she's a state

 

[Briar Rose]

Have you noticed the pile of crap swept into the corner of the window frame in the pic with the metal bag? There's no way that's a studio... it must be somewhere she's lived... how squalid!

She posted a pic of her dog in her bed recently on Twitter, I think, and it also looked dirty and unpleasant. For her high and mighty ways she appears to be happy to live in total filth if her stories about her dogs constantly doing "stress wees" as she calls it are true. Very bizarre.

 

[Origen]

The same ruse is happening as last week.. the latest article doesn’t load on the Mail online section.. you have to see it on You Magazine archives. It makes it impossible to comment..at least for a while? It’s a standard ‘Why Me’ effort in any case and she’s back to inferring women with children are brain dead morons who don’t read, have no careers and no knowledge of current affairs! That’s why they have friends and can cook apparently! What a loathsome, envious creature she is. Also back to calling our adult kids ,’Giant Children’…she knows that’s a troll on her readers? Loads of folk complain every time she does it. My adult son was home for the weekend, helped me decorate, fixed the washing machine and we had a great debate about Film Noir/Directors.
She just doesn’t have a clue how normal loving families operate. Her utter Narcissistic Isolation I suppose?

 

[Miss Lola]

Whilst searching for this week’s Diary I came across this absolute shocker from 2019:
It just sounds all so…unbelievable.
I wonder if David was having a breakdown at the time?

LIZ JONES'S DIARY: The romantic mini-break, part one

On the morning of David's birthday, I was ready to go on our mini break to Lime Wood in the New Forest. I was travelling in inky Paige flares, a Gucci belt and sheer Valentino blouse

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[Origen]

Miss Lola.. it does sound like he was at breaking point but I wonder if it was alcohol that was keeping them together given her recent stuff about her drinking? They’d fight and then make up all fuelled by the Cremant and the gin cocktails. I hope he gets on with his life now among his friends and family. In a month or two she’ll be writing rambling dross under the influence again…

 

[Briar Rose]

Ticking off the Jizz Moans bingo card squares for giant children and Carrie Bradshaw this week. Did I miss any others?

The same ruse is happening as last week.. the latest article doesn’t load on the Mail online section.. you have to see it on You Magazine archives. It makes it impossible to comment..at least for a while? It’s a standard ‘Why Me’ effort in any case and she’s back to inferring women with children are brain dead morons who don’t read, have no careers and no knowledge of current affairs! That’s why they have friends and can cook apparently! What a loathsome, envious creature she is. Also back to calling our adult kids ,’Giant Children’…she knows that’s a troll on her readers? Loads of folk complain every time she does it. My adult son was home for the weekend, helped me decorate, fixed the washing machine and we had a great debate about Film Noir/Directors.
She just doesn’t have a clue how normal loving families operate. Her utter Narcissistic Isolation I suppose?

It shouldn't be possible but she's getting more and more vile as the years pass.

I just cannot understand how she gets paid for this. Not even the clickbait angle can justify it now that comments are so strictly moderated there are so few and in this week's case, the dreary was impossible to find in the first place.

What on earth does she have on the people in charge at the Mail to justify the absurdly generous salary for the same recycled rubbish?

 

[Miss Lola]

Miss Lola.. it does sound like he was at breaking point but I wonder if it was alcohol that was keeping them together given her recent stuff about her drinking? They’d fight and then make up all fuelled by the Cremant and the gin cocktails. I hope he gets on with his life now among his friends and family. In a month or two she’ll be writing rambling dross under the influence again…

I do too hope he’s getting on with his life…however if last week’s (? - I forget which…they blur into one indecipherable mess) he agreed to meet up for a pity shag. I’m confounded as to why.
Oh - I believe the mystery object left on the bed was a sex toy if I remember rightly!

Diary is up. Can’t find this recent article that she says Nirps has written about her anyway.

 

[Origen]

Oh - I believe the mystery object left on the bed was a sex toy if I remember rightly

Ha ha.. yeah an inanimate sex toy is probably all she can deal with relationship wise! Didn’t she indulge is some awful video porn with the RS lately? He asked her and she was up the stairs with her laptop like a rat up a drainpipe. Sordid!

 

[Briar Rose]

Ha ha.. yeah an inanimate sex toy is probably all she can deal with relationship wise! Didn’t she indulge is some awful video porn with the RS lately? He asked her and she was up the stairs with her laptop like a rat up a drainpipe. Sordid!

She was also, if serious, happy to attempt to meet total strangers on Twitter for a shag. Though I get the feeling she was secretly relieved when none of those liasons ended up working out for one reason or another.

The way she lives her life is absolutely pitiful, whether trolling or genuine.