Liz Jones - You Magazine Columnist

[shushablay]

Ha ha.. yeah an inanimate sex toy is probably all she can deal with relationship wise! Didn’t she indulge is some awful video porn with the RS lately? He asked her and she was up the stairs with her laptop like a rat up a drainpipe. Sordid!

I think she tried to claim they were going to do the deed...she was imagining his huge penis in the uber or something gross like that, as he'd already stormed out of their dinner, then there was a mysterious phonecall. that Liz managed to take normally without her hearing aids in (that's another bunch of crap that really annoys me..she is NOT profoundly deaf..does she even know what that means) but can't remember what the outcome was, I assume my eyes must have glazed over and I disengaged from the article, but it was purely an attempt to resurrect the fictional rock star, which I think she knew she wasn't going to pull off, so she invented a new, younger girlfriend for him, allowing her to be bitchy about a non existent person!

Just realised that was a different occasion, yes you are right, and rather than a myla thong, she was talking about navy blue knickers, of the type that wouldn't be out of place in Mallory Towers, or some such other Enid Blyton tale, god only knows what she was trying to infer from that. Yet again though, I have no memory of how that turned out, my memory is good for that some times, just blocks and deletes utter nonsense or things that are just too horrifying to comprehend.

 

[Origen]

she was talking about navy blue knickers, of the type that wouldn't be out of place in Mallory Towers

Yes that’s it! One minute she was moaning that he hadn’t sent her a vegan hamper.. the next she was cavorting in front of the FaceTime! She seems unable to maintain a stable opinion of anyone… one minute she’s drooling over them and next they’re Satan’s spawn. That’s a key factor in Narcissism too..? I wish she’d buy a good recommended text on understanding Narcissism/ Dark Triad and try to come to terms with her own pervasive disorder. Even seek therapy.. she wouldn’t be cured but she might gain some insight into what ails her?

 

[shushablay]

Yes that’s it! One minute she was moaning that he hadn’t sent her a vegan hamper.. the next she was cavorting in front of the FaceTime! She seems unable to maintain a stable opinion of anyone… one minute she’s drooling over them and next they’re Satan’s spawn. That’s a key factor in Narcissism too..? I wish she’d buy a good recommended text on understanding Narcissism/ Dark Triad and try to come to terms with her own pervasive disorder. Even seek therapy.. she wouldn’t be cured but she might gain some insight into what ails her?

I think she's too much of a narc to see it, even when in black and white in front of her eyes. I remember a time she went to some therapist or something, who Jones made sound more like a psychic, with her proclamation and a shudder, that the narcissist in her life (her sister) had moved onto a new victim or some bullshit, even though the description was very much describing Liz's behaviour, I think she thought it stemmed back to a time when she was still in a pram and on picking up the older sister from school, she pushed Liz out of the pram and a made her walk..gasp..the horror, and I think the sister was never forgiven for that.

ETA I remember the therapist getting (well deserved) abuse over that, by diagnosing the sister as a narcissist even though she hadn't even met her, she had the interview with Jones on her website, but pulled it pretty quickly when people started questioning her iirc

 

[Origen]

Makes you howl doesn’t it? I think she claimed a therapist diagnosed David as a Narc too! She exhibits all the traits to such a malignant degree you’d think it would be impossible for her to ignore. She probably invents these therapists though.. anyone worth their salt would suss her in a moment.

 

[Briar Rose]

I think she's too much of a narc to see it, even when in black and white in front of her eyes. I remember a time she went to some therapist or something, who Jones made sound more like a psychic, with her proclamation and a shudder, that the narcissist in her life (her sister) had moved onto a new victim or some bullshit, even though the description was very much describing Liz's behaviour, I think she thought it stemmed back to a time when she was still in a pram and on picking up the older sister from school, she pushed Liz out of the pram and a made her walk..gasp..the horror, and I think the sister was never forgiven for that.

ETA I remember the therapist getting (well deserved) abuse over that, by diagnosing the sister as a narcissist even though she hadn't even met her, she had the interview with Jones on her website, but pulled it pretty quickly when people started questioning her iirc

I remember that and how I was utterly revolted by the therapist at the time, who I think diagnoised David with something very serious and unflattering without meeting him as well. She was smug as anything until people kept complaining and it was another incident that makes me angry that seemingly any idiot can become a mental health therapist.

 

[Mediastar]

There's mischief afoot Online and no mistake. Having said that, if I were the publisher, I would have relegated this week's Dreary to the archive pretty sharpish too. Is it too much to hope that, as the year, fizzles to a close, her tenure may, too, go the way of all flesh?

 

[Origen]

There's mischief afoot Online and no mistake.

She’s no longer appearing on DM co.uk or Daily Mail online. Only accessible through ‘You’ links? So has she retained her Mail on Sunday spot but lost the rest? Interesting she’s claiming her alcohol abuse.. I wondered last week whether someone might call her out on the rambling sex addiction cremant fueled dross.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

I think she's too much of a narc to see it, even when in black and white in front of her eyes. I remember a time she went to some therapist or something, who Jones made sound more like a psychic, with her proclamation and a shudder, that the narcissist in her life (her sister) had moved onto a new victim or some bullshit, even though the description was very much describing Liz's behaviour, I think she thought it stemmed back to a time when she was still in a pram and on picking up the older sister from school, she pushed Liz out of the pram and a made her walk..gasp..the horror, and I think the sister was never forgiven for that.

ETA I remember the therapist getting (well deserved) abuse over that, by diagnosing the sister as a narcissist even though she hadn't even met her, she had the interview with Jones on her website, but pulled it pretty quickly when people started questioning her iirc

Wasn't it a hypnotherapist? A lady called M Gill? Very unprofessional imvho.

LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I spring-clean my emotions

I was having a drink with my new friend A. ‘How’s it going with David?’ she asked me.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[shushablay]

Wasn't it a hypnotherapist? A lady called M Gill? Very unprofessional imvho.

LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I spring-clean my emotions

I was having a drink with my new friend A. ‘How’s it going with David?’ she asked me.

www.dailymail.co.uk

yep that's the one..what a load of drivel, certainly hope she doesn't have much in the way of clientele that's appalling, I'd forgotten about the psychopath diagnosis of her sister as well as the narc one..really dreadful

 

[PinkyWinky]

Oh hell Liz Jones? Have I stepped into a Time Machine or is there finally a place to call out her decades long graft?
I’ll go right back and start at the beginning of the thread but here we are, closure at last!

 

[VeeJayBee]

Oh hell Liz Jones? Have I stepped into a Time Machine or is there finally a place to call out her decades long graft?
I’ll go right back and start at the beginning of the thread but here we are, closure at last!

I'd lost track of her for quite a while but then discovered these threads; the excellent Wiki got me re-horrified and up-to-speed.

 

[Origen]

It’s all a bit shady.. she’s back on Mail online but again a day late and nobody able to comment? Contract much???

Anne Thorpe/This is the stuff I struggle with.. she’s able to name a hypnotherapist and relay their diagnosis. On what planet is that breach of confidentiality allowed? Then lately she’s directed all readers to the former actor Russell G who is now a Tour Guide? Reports say he’s attached,has family life etc… Yet the DM allows and prints this online stalking of said Russell. Would it be happening if Jones was a man? Who the beejeesus is monitoring her?

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

If my dog was doing stress wees I'd be straight off to the vet to get it sorted. Not to mention all the obvious things like looking to remove/reduce the sources of stress etc etc, plugging in some Feliwotsit, possibly moving to sit with it in a room with an easily cleanable floor until things improved, you know all the stuff that normal people would do.

 

[Blurp]

If my dog was doing stress wees I'd be straight off to the vet to get it sorted. Not to mention all the obvious things like looking to remove/reduce the sources of stress etc etc, plugging in some Feliwotsit, possibly moving to sit with it in a room with an easily cleanable floor until things improved, you know all the stuff that normal people would do.

Exactly. I have to keep clearing up after one of my dogs but she is 16 with dementia and has completely forgotten her house training. She often doesn't even know that she's dropping little nuggets but she's happy in herself and loves any food going. We have wood floors and I have a roll of loo roll and a spray bottle of diluted disinfectant at the ready. I don’t stress myself or her about it, just give her love (and treats!) and clear up after her.

 

[Origen]

Anyone got an idea about what’s happening with the Diary? Back on DM online but not accepting comments.. too many folk said they preferred the comments to the actual articles I guess?

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I just had a look and it seems to be allowing comments now?

 

[Mediastar]

I just had a look and it seems to be allowing comments now?

I still can't see it on Mail Online... and it doesn't seem to come up in search results either...

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I still can't see it on Mail Online... and it doesn't seem to come up in search results either...

Hope the link works:

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I dream of a normal Christmas

I've just had an email from Riverford, reminding me to book my Christmas organic food delivery.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Origen]

The link works DCI to the new article but no comments showing or able to load. Sigh.. I only read it for the comments too!

 

[Mediastar]

Hope the link works:

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I dream of a normal Christmas

I've just had an email from Riverford, reminding me to book my Christmas organic food delivery.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Indeed it does! Thank you!