Think it's just the untrained "puppies" she lives with now, the dogs have mauled all the cats to deathHer tattooed eyeliner and eyebrows, in that faded navy blue.
I'm sceptical about the treatments and clothes, her hair screams home box dye, her face-lift was a freebie for an article. I honestly think she's a bitter old journo who lives with her cats.
She'd love to cause a stir about tattle, imagine the lies endlessly recycled.
Just flagging this as I think it should be in the wiki - it’s such a blatant provable lie. I’ll see if I can find the deets…She lied about how she reconnected with David too. She wrote an article about having a date with him, then a couple of years later She pretended he’d just got in touch again and they hadn’t seen each other since being neighbours.
The original article was removed by the Mail but was cut and pasted and posted on one of the DS threads.
Indeed she did! All based around KitKat names as I recall, desperately trying to stir up interest in the Fake Rock Star.Did she not have a bunch of sockpuppets on Mumsnet at one point?
Yup, she shares a rented hovel with Nic at Easby Hall (ex-servants' quarters). When she sold some stuff on Ebay there were some interior shots. The place was quite squalid.Is she still living in North Yorkshire does anyone know?
Ahhh that means on her many jaunts to London she will still be travelling from my local rail station… would love to see her to be nosy!Yup, she shares a rented hovel with Nic at Easby Hall (ex-servants' quarters). When she sold some stuff on Ebay there were some interior shots. The place was quite squalid.
She is easy to spot, but you tend to hear her first! She tends to bellow this weird Essex nasal whine, which rather jars the ear, then hoves into view. Quite tall, about a 12 I would guess, with the most extraordinary hair, a bit like a hallowe'en wig and strikingly wingnut ears.Ahhh that means on her many jaunts to London she will still be travelling from my local rail station… would love to see her to be nosy!
Size 12! She'll call in an airstrike on tattle for that.She is easy to spot, but you tend to hear her first! She tends to bellow this weird Essex nasal whine, which rather jars the ear, then hoves into view. Quite tall, about a 12 I would guess, with the most extraordinary hair, a bit like a hallowe'en wig and strikingly wingnut ears.
US size 8?Size 12! She'll call in an airstrike on tattle for that.Agree though, she doesn't look the size 8 she implies.
No, I think a 12 is fair... she's certainly well nourished... carries a bit extra on her arms and caboose. Very much "average build".Size 12! She'll call in an airstrike on tattle for that.Agree though, she doesn't look the size 8 she implies.
I came to tattle a few months ago for the Mr & Mrs Markle threads. The tattle mention will backfire on her for sure.I love that she mentioned tattle by name, I assume (just like with Salk Hughes) she will just drive people here
The Nic thing is one of life's great mysteries. When Jonesey had some cash, Nic left a humdrum admin gig to become J's gopher. She got her feet under the table, vicarious fame and a decent gaff. When she moved to Low Row, Nic got (another) paid for home separate from the Big 'Ouse (the deets are probably still online... search Lawn House, Low Row... there's an old pdf of the sales details). It was here that Nic's role took on a darker hue... she was 'tasked' with sweet talking their neighbour so J could get her hands on his land. It all went a bit wrong, the neighbour thought Nic's intentions were more sincere and it kicked off.I do wonder what the deal is with Nic. I think she was originally taken on in Devon to deal with the animals, and she’s obviously still in Liz’s employ (and even followed her up to Yorkshire), maybe as a personal assistant of some sort? But it seems a strange, slightly toxic relationship where Nic is mainly there to be the butt of Liz’s “jokes”. I’ve no doubt Nic is under instructions to do a bit of sock-puppetry from time to time as well.
I tried the podcast a couple of times but couldn’t get further than a few minutes. They’re not exactly comedy gold.
Re her untrained dogs: Liz seems to think it’s hilarious and cute that her dogs chew everything and piss everywhere (and maul and kill her poor cats), but dogs need structure and discipline. Those dogs must be really confused and unhappy. And no, it’s not cute getting chucked out of a restaurant because your dogs have crapped on the floor. Imagine being another diner.
I added it!Just flagging this as I think it should be in the wiki - it’s such a blatant provable lie. I’ll see if I can find the deets…
I suspect she wants more mentions on here too. The comments on here and under her articles have tailed off, the interest is not there. So, having a thriving “dislike” thread shows her publishers that she is still a talking point. That is her motive I think. If I was in the public eye and hated the comments on a website, last thing I would do would be to mention it.The increasing number of people coming to tattle after she’s mentioned it will just give her something else to complain about, so she will probably keep mentioning it.
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