Fast reaching the point where I would pay her to stop saying "ex-ex"
Liz Jones - You Magazine Columnist
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Her thong gets a mention. Plus an enormous penis in an Uber.
And the triumphant return of the Hervé Léger!
at least we were spared the imaginary sex 
One of the weirdest things I remember Liz ever saying is when she claimed to have told David "my wooden spoon is a virgin and she wants to become a nun". WTF does that even mean? Just say "don't use the spoon" like a normal person (although, yeah, a normal person would understand that the spoon is intended to be used)
when it’s time for the next thread can we please have the Mila thong in the title???
Weekly mentions of the Myla thong,
Don’t dare suggest she might be in the wrong
Perfect - and you did better than me with the spelling lol
It's pathetic, I mean how old is she - 12???
Liz features in this, briefly mentions her ex’s article last week. The old photo of her is probably the nicest I have seen her look. She thinks so too (I think) and is clinging onto that look even though it no longer suits her.
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What's your best body age?
Researchers in Australia and New Zealand asked 15,264 people aged from 18 to 94 to rate how happy they were with their body image, and found women were happier at 60 than in their younger years.
She goes proper batshit mental tomorrow. A proper stream of semi-consciousness right from the bottle of whine.
Michael Hutchence is now a "famous ex" and not a musician who ignored her. Everybody hates her. Her husband splashed her in the pool on her honeymoon. Her hair's falling out (like everyone in the world hasn't guffawed at her inch-wide parting).
Where's Betty Ford when you need her?
Michael Hutchence is now a "famous ex" and not a musician who ignored her. Everybody hates her. Her husband splashed her in the pool on her honeymoon. Her hair's falling out (like everyone in the world hasn't guffawed at her inch-wide parting).
Where's Betty Ford when you need her?
Nic, is that you? Has she fired you?
She still has to mention all the designer items and titivation though. None of the others do or whine like her.Liz features in this, briefly mentions her ex’s article last week. The old photo of her is probably the nicest I have seen her look. She thinks so too (I think) and is clinging onto that look even though it no longer suits her.
What's your best body age?
Researchers in Australia and New Zealand asked 15,264 people aged from 18 to 94 to rate how happy they were with their body image, and found women were happier at 60 than in their younger years.
Tattle get a shout out tomorrow!
Are you guys in Ireland? I think that You magazine comes out on a Saturday there - is that right? Also go Tattle!
Omg.... This thread, I've finally found my people! The Wiki is a work of art and it's really opened my eyes. I've been reading her column for the last year or so only because I enjoyed hate reading it. What an unpleasant delusional specimen of a woman. Thank you all for entertaining me here. I only realised she had a thread cos she mentioned it in tomorrow's column! Anyway, back to a bit more catching up 
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.This week's column is all about us!! Hiiiiiii Liz (and Nic.) PS, we're not the only ones who thought your fat suit article was incredibly insensitive
How come everyone has advance knowledge of tomorrow’s pitiful offering??
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