Liz Jones #3 The FRS proclaimed she looked lovely and young, but then she soiled her Myla thong

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Origen

Origen

Mediastar said:
Actually, we used to have 'panoramic' photos... the camera was on a sort of clockwork base and ( it was proved!) if you were at the end of a row and fleet of foot, it was possible to appear twice!
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Wow.. I’ve seen it used at weddings.. My High school was massive so I couldn’t see how they’d get us all in. Maybe fill a playing field or something?
Lupiner said:
Don't know why she needed the photo sent to her when she already had it back in 2010, when she wrote an article about it


Old-school ties: Liz Jones meets her old classmates

On a journey of self-discovery, and wondering whether the seeds of her unhappy life were sown at an early age, YOU's star columnist searches out some old school pals.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk
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Oh thanks for that! Yeah,she’s repeated part of it. The old classmates look lovely though and all with interesting lives and careers?
 
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Belgian Bun

Belgian Bun

They still do the panoramic business at the school where I work, staff included. I missed it as I was off sick.

By the way, if like me you cannot bear listening to Jones's wailing podcast any more, you might like to try Kathy Burke's.
 
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Belgian Bun

Belgian Bun

The more I think about it, the more disgusted I am with today's bilge. She has used someone's personal family business as a platform for yet more of her "we were too poor for hair-washing" and "my sister was a bleeping cowbag" stuff. She would not know the word empathy if it hoofed her in the minge.
 
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Doddery old dear

Doddery old dear

Belgian Bun said:
The more I think about it, the more disgusted I am with today's bilge. She has used someone's personal family business as a platform for yet more of her "we were too poor for hair-washing" and "my sister was a bleeping cowbag" stuff. She would not know the word empathy if it hoofed her in the minge.
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And todays offering has the cheek to include these words
" Not to mention evoking images of crisp, fresh sheets in Persil ads (so useful when airing one’s dirty laundry). "
 
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shushablay

I see she has corrected the Abbey National card to Santander. think she def reads here, I've noticed her using things that often pop up here, that she's never used before, e.g. WTAF, which is used a lot here because we can't believe what we've actually just read.

And a new rock start arc...yes yes yes, eyeroll and of course a new David, wonder if she invented him just so she could use the name in her column..pathetic
 
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witchofwestbyfleet

Liz, you don’t have an “admirer” and repeating “witch” and “wtaf?” makes you sound exactly what you are: a has-been struggling to remain relevant
 
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Origen

Origen

Mediastar said:
Dreary. Usual tosh. Hasn't done anything all week so invents *another* admirer who doesn't last to the end of the page. What a surprise!
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Lordy. I didn’t expect a new fictional character? The dialogue between them is painfully invented.. she’d bite his hand off if he was real.
Why is it acceptable to her( even if invented) to talk to another human being like that, all prickly and offended before even meeting a guy. Who the eff does she think she is?
shushablay said:
I see she has corrected the Abbey National card to Santander. think she def reads here, I've noticed her using things that often pop up here, that she's never used before, e.g. WTAF, which is used a lot here because we can't believe what we've actually just read.

And a new rock start arc...yes yes yes, eyeroll and of course a new David, wonder if she invented him just so she could use the name in her column..pathetic
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Absolutely. She pores over Tattle and then attempts a troll on this thread!
Yep she’s created a ‘David Mark Two’ so she can try and make ‘Scracie Original’jealous.
It’s the stuff of thirteen year old conspirators in the playground.
PS. Pottersgate house STILL on market!
 
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Miss Lola

Miss Lola

She’s never mentioned ghostwriting for MM before, has she?
If it’s true, I’m amazed she hasn’t banged on about it repeatedly
 
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ThePelican

Miss Lola said:
She’s never mentioned ghostwriting for MM before, has she?
If it’s true, I’m amazed she hasn’t banged on about it repeatedly
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What's MM? I must have missed the reference.

Oh, I've just read the column. Meg Mathews. It's actually believable because Meg's column was full of things like "I went to meet jungle supremo Goldie today." Nobody who actually knew Goldie called him a "jungle supremo," so it's plausible that Liz with her lack of musical knowledge came up with it. And it was so cringe, I've remembered it since 1997.
 
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Mediastar

Origen said:
Lordy. I didn’t expect a new fictional character? The dialogue between them is painfully invented.. she’d bite his hand off if he was real.
Why is it acceptable to her( even if invented) to talk to another human being like that, all prickly and offended before even meeting a guy. Who the eff does she think she is?

Absolutely. She pores over Tattle and then attempts a troll on this thread!
Yep she’s created a ‘David Mark Two’ so she can try and make ‘Scracie Original’jealous.
It’s the stuff of thirteen year old conspirators in the playground.
PS. Pottersgate house STILL on market!
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Is Pottersgate still on? I tried to find it earlier and couldn't!
 
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