New thread! Many thanks to @Miss Lola for the title. Had to condense it a little to fit it in
Close runner-up was @Mediastar with "Catnip Lizard and the Poo Pants of Doom". We could keep that one for a future thread title?
Recap: As of this week, the MoS has shunted the Dreary to Mail+ where there are no comments. The change has come just in time for Liz's latest column about how she supposedly tit herself in a restaurant while on a date with the FRS. You can hear all about her bowel habits, sex life, abusing service staff, and is-she-or-isn't-she DOUBLE PARKING the FRS and David? on her weekly podcast; along with Nic's very sad, graphic recollections of past abuse by men, no content warnings given.
Liz's untrained hounds are all still alive, but she's being forced to relocate them because the landlord is selling her rented cottage despite Liz spending over £40,000 (or was it £59,000?) on renovations including a designer bath and a SMEG fridge in a fetching shade of Pepto-Bismol pink. She reminds us at every opportunity that she is antivax, anti-mask, and women shouldn't talk about the menopause because "we'll be unemployable!"
For the uninitiated, Liz's wiki page is here. @Bellagio10452 continues to await the result of a formal complaint against Liz for naming and insulting him in print.
Close runner-up was @Mediastar with "Catnip Lizard and the Poo Pants of Doom". We could keep that one for a future thread title?
Recap: As of this week, the MoS has shunted the Dreary to Mail+ where there are no comments. The change has come just in time for Liz's latest column about how she supposedly tit herself in a restaurant while on a date with the FRS. You can hear all about her bowel habits, sex life, abusing service staff, and is-she-or-isn't-she DOUBLE PARKING the FRS and David? on her weekly podcast; along with Nic's very sad, graphic recollections of past abuse by men, no content warnings given.
Liz's untrained hounds are all still alive, but she's being forced to relocate them because the landlord is selling her rented cottage despite Liz spending over £40,000 (or was it £59,000?) on renovations including a designer bath and a SMEG fridge in a fetching shade of Pepto-Bismol pink. She reminds us at every opportunity that she is antivax, anti-mask, and women shouldn't talk about the menopause because "we'll be unemployable!"
For the uninitiated, Liz's wiki page is here. @Bellagio10452 continues to await the result of a formal complaint against Liz for naming and insulting him in print.