I think she just spends all her time on beauty treatments and shopping- going around all the luxury stores and buying little trinkets. Beauty maintenance takes up so much time for ME and I’m fairly low maintenance
Liz Jones #2 Nobody puts the Myla Thong in a corner!
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How dare you! She writes for 14 hours a day and has incontinent collies to walk and clean up after and fields to "poo pick" for her horses
Bloody hell didn’t even know this one existed 
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Shes a dragging you in Soph? Tell your friends, your family.. do not succumb to dark side!Bloody hell didn’t even know this one existed
Witchy
how bloody disingenuous of you, you know she’s been shafted sideways by ROCKSTARS..she’s beautiful with the midnight urban(not proper name) tresses, funny, had carnal knowledge of Hutchence, and beat Christie Hynd to the pass! Wow.. also magazine editor, daily Mail columnist of year.. I totally bow to her invention, lies and narcissism.She sleeps in piss, has cystitis ( she wishes) and has furry eyebrows.”!
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As Origen says we know you read this LJ and/or Nic so please stop insulting the intelligence of your few remaining readers!
You are not a 30 year old hot rock chick, you are 63 and fast hurtling towards retirement. By your own admission you were a virgin until your mid thirties but now you seem to think you can leave the likes of Kylie, Helena Christensen, Paula Yates, Chrissie Hynde and Patsy Kensit standing. Do you really think we believe such crap? We didn't believe it the first time round let alone now. Give it a rest woman!
You are not a 30 year old hot rock chick, you are 63 and fast hurtling towards retirement. By your own admission you were a virgin until your mid thirties but now you seem to think you can leave the likes of Kylie, Helena Christensen, Paula Yates, Chrissie Hynde and Patsy Kensit standing. Do you really think we believe such crap? We didn't believe it the first time round let alone now. Give it a rest woman!
Theres a phrase North of the Border
‘I wouldn’t have touched her with someone else’s cock!’.. and Michael Hutchence RIP
‘I wouldn’t have touched her with someone else’s cock!’.. and Michael Hutchence RIP
or as the men I've asked say, they would rather cut their own bits off with a blunt knife than put them anywhere near her
Just checked to see if the house had been sold and noticed the following addition to the particulars, definitely not in the original.Here is the advert
Once again she’s breached confidentiality, it’s quite easy I bet to get owners name whilst she continues to berate him in print and say all sorts of horror about him in a Sunday mag?
Check out this 2 bedroom character property for sale on Rightmove
2 bedroom character property for sale in 3 Easby Court, Easby, Richmond, DL10 for £350,000. Marketed by Robin Jessop, Leyburnwww.rightmove.co.uk
Whilst he’s trying to sell houses!?
Please note: The fitted kitchen and bathroom fittings are owned by the current tenant. They may be available for purchase separately or an agreement may be reached with the landlord and tenant to make them available (if required).
and yet here he is, allegedly back in her bed
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I think Liz is trying to make it as hard as possible to sell the cottage so she can stay there. I hope the owner doesn't put up with it and makes her pay to have the kitchen/bathroom restored to how they were when she moved in. Like it or not Liz, it's not your house; paying for renovations doesn't entitle you to live there and you can't afford to buy it
I got mixed up and was picturing Mick HUCKNALL
You may have identified the FRSI got mixed up and was picturing Mick HUCKNALL
I imagine she's got the receipts for the £45k a bath and counter top cost...
Sheesh. The newspaper "wouldn't help out with a ticket or train fare," so she bought her own. No, she didn't. As any journalist would have known, INXS had a publicist whose job was to put journalists on the guest list. And if LJ insisted on revewing in Glasgow rather than somewhere closer to London, the publicist would probably have sorted out a train ticket. It would depend on the tour budget, but as this apparently happened in the profligate '80s, someone at the record company would have waved it through.
One of Liz's mistakes is assuming that none of her readers know how the publishing, music or fashion industries work. Oh, Liz.
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What dipstick would spend 45K on rented house?? Her Landlord lost the place too IMO, they should have made her sign a waiver that she didn’t get the price for these senseless renovations back?
Here's the original version of her night with MH, from 2009:
"The only star I did have some mild success with was the sex addict Michael Hutchence. I spent the night with him in his suite at the Dorchester, although because I wouldn’t take drugs, smoke a cigarette or drink, he ignored me completely, spending the entire time either on the phone to Australia or asleep."
So...
"The only star I did have some mild success with was the sex addict Michael Hutchence. I spent the night with him in his suite at the Dorchester, although because I wouldn’t take drugs, smoke a cigarette or drink, he ignored me completely, spending the entire time either on the phone to Australia or asleep."
So...
Wow! Interesting article. She has been warned about her hair loss by hairdressers for donkeys though. To say it happened overnight isn’t exactly true.
god the dreary was awful, just a rambling, incoherent and dishonest piece of crap. As for the brewing cystitis eurggh what a horrible thought, even though it is a load of nonsense, it is totally unacceptable for a Sunday magazine, gross
ETA and wtf is the separate list box of things Jones hates? Considering her column is pretty much a list of things she hates, why would we need another list?
ETA and wtf is the separate list box of things Jones hates? Considering her column is pretty much a list of things she hates, why would we need another list?
oh dear looking very rough there.
Anyone can see that her hair is in god awful condition. She must have been ignoring expert advice for years and that’s the new eyebrows. Lordy.
Personally, I’d crop it short and bin the dye.
Personally, I’d crop it short and bin the dye.
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