I am literally amazed. She has just fabricated a story about shitting herself.. there is low, there is last rung on the limbo pole low and then there is crawl on your belly like a snake low.. like Jonesie.
So she decided to leave him there in the restaurant, with the wafting ‘smell’ and head for the shower.
Last time(9 years ago)the excuse was that he shagged a young woman in her flat? That ended the fiction. Today it’s simply that she tit all over herself and has had to flee from him… perhaps he will never phone again?
I hoped she doused her nethers in the aforementioned Surgical Spirit!
So she decided to leave him there in the restaurant, with the wafting ‘smell’ and head for the shower.
Last time(9 years ago)the excuse was that he shagged a young woman in her flat? That ended the fiction. Today it’s simply that she tit all over herself and has had to flee from him… perhaps he will never phone again?
I hoped she doused her nethers in the aforementioned Surgical Spirit!