In general I agree but I love a voice note from my daughter. She is always so sweet and funny in them.
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Same. You want me to come to something at 8pm? Sorry but no. I’m either in bed or thinking about it by then
All the posts on Facebook from the local pubs about it being beer garden weather. It's 11° here today, nothing like beer garden weather!
Stop, my friends are going to spend the day sitting in the park as if it's 25 degrees. No thanks, it's still winter for me
Spotify. Seeing £11 go out of my bank each month makes me feel conned. They’ve gotten so lazy despite adding features. Things like DJ and Repeat Rewind would be great but it is always playing the same bloody songs from Tears for Fears or Simple Minds 
Then the DJ said before “I’ve got one of your favourites, DMX”. Err, I have never listened to that prick because he was involved in dogfighting so hearing the barking at the start of his songs incenses me. Baby Jane just popped in my head, not heard it in ages and obviously Spotify never changes things up so I played that and what comes on shuffle next? Tom Jones - Sexbomb, for the 100th time this month.
I wonder whether Apple Music/Amazon are better these days. Spotify is not value for money, worth a fiver max.
Then the DJ said before “I’ve got one of your favourites, DMX”. Err, I have never listened to that prick because he was involved in dogfighting so hearing the barking at the start of his songs incenses me. Baby Jane just popped in my head, not heard it in ages and obviously Spotify never changes things up so I played that and what comes on shuffle next? Tom Jones - Sexbomb, for the 100th time this month.I wonder whether Apple Music/Amazon are better these days. Spotify is not value for money, worth a fiver max.
On this note, multiple click bait headlines about a forthcoming warm spell of temperatures in the 20s. I’m in London and every forecast is for maximum 12 and rain for the foreseeable.
This is a bugbear of mine. It's bloody stupid and dangerous. Dogs can be very territorial and jealous and it's all new to them seeing this little thing being cherished and getting all the attention. "Brother" rottweilers or chihuahua it's a risk.When people have a new baby, introduce it to their dog (other pets are available) and then post saying ‘Rover meeting his new baby sister’ - ugh
When people call sudocrem sudocream 
Men never feel the cold and I now know why. Their tshirts are made longer so they dont creep up their backs and their sweaters are generally thicker than the ones made for women.
Fb posts with totally irrelevant photo and “ pic for attention”
When people have a new baby, introduce it to their dog (other pets are available) and then post saying ‘Rover meeting his new baby sister’ - ugh
I still feel sick thinking about a woman I know who would refer to her daughter as her dog’s “skin sister” and him as the little girl’s fur brother 
can you even hear yourselves you bloody weirdos 
I hate ‘pic so it’s doesn’t get lost’ what does that even mean?!
When you tie your hair back and you keep getting ridges.
And they let them lick the baby with the same tongue that was just cleaning it’s arse
I once saw a couple who let their dog lick their newborn (3 days old) baby's head "to get the dog used to the baby's smell". Less than 10 minutes earlier, the dog had been gnawing on a manky bone in the front garden!And they let them lick the baby with the same tongue that was just cleaning it’s arse
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It’s £12 now which is worse. I feel conned too. Am I going to log on and cancel? Absolutely not. Will I just piss and moan here with you instead? Absolutely rightSpotify. Seeing £11 go out of my bank each month makes me feel conned. They’ve gotten so lazy despite adding features. Things like DJ and Repeat Rewind would be great but it is always playing the same bloody songs from Tears for Fears or Simple Minds
I wonder whether Apple Music/Amazon are better these days. Spotify is not value for money, worth a fiver max.
Netflix is the same now. Pile of shite in the mainSince when?It’s £12 now which is worse. I feel conned too. Am I going to log on and cancel? Absolutely not. Will I just piss and moan here with you instead? Absolutely right
They took £10.99 off me only the other day. I’m going to look at other options but know there’ll be an exclusivity catch with some shows. Failing that I’ll have to make a load of playlists to avoid hearing the same 50 songs over and over again.
H&M had a code a bit ago for 3 or 4 months free. But you’d need to use on a new account. I wasted mine.Spotify. Seeing £11 go out of my bank each month makes me feel conned. They’ve gotten so lazy despite adding features. Things like DJ and Repeat Rewind would be great but it is always playing the same bloody songs from Tears for Fears or Simple Minds
I wonder whether Apple Music/Amazon are better these days. Spotify is not value for money, worth a fiver max.
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Ripping your nail. Accidentally put a razor through my little finger nail last week, then caught it and ripped later, today I put my hand in a basket and my thumb nail half went through one of the slits
instant blood pouring. I’ve got a half cm upwards split now from the joined on part.