Groups of cyclists who cycle 3/4 metres between each other, meaning to overtake in your car you have to overtake the whole lot cus you can't fit in in between them. Damn cyclists
Oh man I was away on my honeymoon last year and at some point our smoke detector malfunctioned and started going off at 6am! I'd just changed the batteries so knew it wasn't that! The neighbour called the fire brigade because they thought it might be our Carbon Monoxide alarm and we were in there dead somewhere or something! Absolutely mortified when we got home and found out. Worse still the fire brigade had to gain entry through our bathroom window so there were grubby fireman boot prints everywhere, all the curtains had been flung open so they could air the house out and one had been broken. The house had that awful "someone else has been here" feeling.- House/car alarms going off in the summer.
You’ve gone away? I’d rather you lose the contents of your house if it means I don’t lose my actual SHIIIIT at your house alarm going off for a solid week on and off.
Yep second this. My husband watches car/motorbike videos on YouTube and never bleeping bothers to put his headphones inMy other half watching stupid Facebook videos full blast on his phone drives me insane
‘I’ve loaded the dishwasher. Did you notice*?’ *waits for a round of applauseMy partner expecting a parade be held in his honour every time he does a household chore that I haven't had to ask him to do
I’ve never had anything substituted with Ocado. They just leave me without- “Thank you in advance”
You really just assumed you were getting a reply
- Ocado substitutes.
No lemons available.... here’s some lemon scented washing up liquid.
A family member had potato waffles sent instead of baby potatoes.
Which is basically potatoes for toddlers so they weren’t exactly wrong
- Kids repetitively bouncing a ball on the street outside at 10pm.
Thud, thud, thud, thud, thud.
Kids should be locked up past 6.30pm. Don’t @ me.
- House/car alarms going off in the summer.
You’ve gone away? I’d rather you lose the contents of your house if it means I don’t lose my actual SHIIIIT at your house alarm going off for a solid week on and off.
- People on bikes on the road.
You DO NOT OWN THE ROAD, why are you in the middle of the road... what are you doing.... put you hands ON THE HANDLE BARS AND TAKE YOUR EARPHONES OUT!
That felt good.
"U ok hun?"People that post cryptic messages on social media so people will ask what’s up and then they ignore the bloody question
Oh I’m the same with tailgaters"U ok hun?"
Mine are
-Tailgaters (I slow down if they come too close)
- People who stand too close (stick my leg out to create some distance)
- Not using headphones on public transport
- When people (mainly men) inhale their phlegm instead of blowing their nose
Yes! ALL THE TIME. Just why?My other half watching stupid Facebook videos full blast on his phone drives me insane
Yessss! Or when you go to someone's (who owns dogs) place, they come at you full speed and next thing you know, they step on your toes and there's literally dog drool all over your nice clothes. [emoji35][emoji35]Don't get me wrong, I like dogs, but what I find bloody annoying is when you're out for a walk somewhere, and the owners have got it off the lead. The dog comes hurtling towards you at full pelt, the owners shout ""Don't worry he won't hurt you, he just likes people". How the duck do I know your Irish Wolfhound isn't going to eat me alive [emoji2959][emoji2959][emoji2959]. Just because you love your dog it doesn't mean everybody else does[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
Aaarrgghh, how annoying!!My very slim friend, who always holds up a larger item of clothing (a size 12/14) and shouts "do you have this in a smaller size [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]. She never goes and asks quietly[emoji1787]
Or your when it should be you’reCall me fussy, but I hate it when people write could of, would of and should of etc etc. It does NOT make sense. It's could've, would've and should've. The ('ve) meaning have not of. Sorry, it's petty but it annoys me
Or your when it should be you’re