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Naysayer
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Mr naysayer has this really annoying habit of never finishing a sentence. He just says or...and leaves it hanging. Eg "have you got work today or...." Are you watching that or.... Has the dog had a walk today or.... Ahhh it drives me mad!! I usually snap OR WHAT?? back at him and then he gets huffy and says I know what he means. Good times 
feels good to share that ha!
feels good to share that ha!
Meg1912
VIP Member
OH MY GOD. This thread is so up my street!!!!!!!
Queue jumpers. I mean, you're in a hurry, but so am I?! Just stick to the f***ing queue!! This is my no. 1 pet peeve and when this happens to me, I really struggle to keep my sh** together and not snap, which has happened and my mum and sister are now terrified of having to queue with me.
People taking their shoes off on the plane. OH MY GOD, how can people think others want to smell their stinky feet for hours?! It's not like we can open the windows to let fresh air in!
People chewing with their mouths open or speaking while chewing. My skin crawls and I can't focus on anything else.
Throwing chewing gum onto the pavement. I've lost count on how many times I've stepped on fresh chewing gum. Just a month ago, I was wearing a pair of brand new sandals for the first time, and someone had thrown one right outside my car, the driver's door and I stepped on it! I looked like a possessed woman.
Buses and trains, when leople put their feet up with the soles right on top of the seat! Aaarrgghh!
Sneezing and not covering your mouth. I mean, I can literally see the nasty bacteria coming out of their mouths! I sure as hell don't want it inside me!
When someone has a cold/flu, say they have it, only to proceed to shake hand or give a couple kisses to greet. I mean, dafuq?!
Dog owners not picking up their dogs business!
I could honestly go on for hours. I'm not a very patient person.
Queue jumpers. I mean, you're in a hurry, but so am I?! Just stick to the f***ing queue!! This is my no. 1 pet peeve and when this happens to me, I really struggle to keep my sh** together and not snap, which has happened and my mum and sister are now terrified of having to queue with me.
People taking their shoes off on the plane. OH MY GOD, how can people think others want to smell their stinky feet for hours?! It's not like we can open the windows to let fresh air in!
People chewing with their mouths open or speaking while chewing. My skin crawls and I can't focus on anything else.
Throwing chewing gum onto the pavement. I've lost count on how many times I've stepped on fresh chewing gum. Just a month ago, I was wearing a pair of brand new sandals for the first time, and someone had thrown one right outside my car, the driver's door and I stepped on it! I looked like a possessed woman.
Buses and trains, when leople put their feet up with the soles right on top of the seat! Aaarrgghh!
Sneezing and not covering your mouth. I mean, I can literally see the nasty bacteria coming out of their mouths! I sure as hell don't want it inside me!
When someone has a cold/flu, say they have it, only to proceed to shake hand or give a couple kisses to greet. I mean, dafuq?!
Dog owners not picking up their dogs business!
I could honestly go on for hours. I'm not a very patient person.
emmer_moans
VIP Member
People making comments on your food in the communal kitchen at work. Sometimes even peering into your tupperware to have a good nose: "oOoOoh what have you got there?!" Get your face out of my microwave rice, please! Just because you are a foodie doesn't mean you can interrogate every body's lunch. Every day!
Here we go...
- people who stand FAR to close to you when your in a line (atm, supermarket...whatever - back off!)
- people who text, apply makeup, Light cigarettes WHEN DRIVING
- neighbours who run out to move their car into the space you've just left (losers!)
- when you listen intently to someone, giving them your full attention, and they dont even look at you when you speak
-people who play on their phone when you're speaking.
-people who cut you off and guess what you're going to say next instead of just LETTING YOU SPEAK!
- people who are blatantly fake and full of shit online and use their fake lives to make others feel bad about themselves
Rant over lol
- people who stand FAR to close to you when your in a line (atm, supermarket...whatever - back off!)
- people who text, apply makeup, Light cigarettes WHEN DRIVING
- neighbours who run out to move their car into the space you've just left (losers!)
- when you listen intently to someone, giving them your full attention, and they dont even look at you when you speak
-people who play on their phone when you're speaking.
-people who cut you off and guess what you're going to say next instead of just LETTING YOU SPEAK!
- people who are blatantly fake and full of shit online and use their fake lives to make others feel bad about themselves
Rant over lol
AmberSpyglass
VIP Member
The bed linen on h+m online is never in stock in the size I want and I mean NEVER! I check daily and it’s always out of stock.
What’s that all about then?
What’s that all about then?
AmberSpyglass
VIP Member
When there’s dry food in the bowl for the cat but he meows and stares at you until you refill it up right to the top.
#mexicanstandoff
#mexicanstandoff
AmberSpyglass
VIP Member
Why isn’t he under the patio?
Those little things in life that annoy you but you bottle up, let them free here.
My sister's husband always leaves 2-3 mouthfuls of food on his plate. Even if he serves himself. Just seems wasteful and must add up to quite a lot of binned food every week. I know it's not helpful to say finish your plate, but it annoys me that there always has to be waste. He'll help himself to seconds but still leave some food to waste.
My neighbours use their tumble dryer even during a sunny day. They have it in the guarage and leave the guarage door open so all day yesterday sitting in the garden you could hear it whining, eventually stopping for a few seconds then going the other way. They must have done several loads that would have dried just fine if they spent a few quid on a washing line, and they have plenty of room for it.
My sister's husband always leaves 2-3 mouthfuls of food on his plate. Even if he serves himself. Just seems wasteful and must add up to quite a lot of binned food every week. I know it's not helpful to say finish your plate, but it annoys me that there always has to be waste. He'll help himself to seconds but still leave some food to waste.
My neighbours use their tumble dryer even during a sunny day. They have it in the guarage and leave the guarage door open so all day yesterday sitting in the garden you could hear it whining, eventually stopping for a few seconds then going the other way. They must have done several loads that would have dried just fine if they spent a few quid on a washing line, and they have plenty of room for it.
SunshineDreamer
Chatty Member
Instagrammers/influences that take photos on our street/outside our house.
I’ve not been able to get my kids down our street because of them before.
I’ve not been able to get my kids down our street because of them before.
Amorphis35
Well-known member
Oh god this is a great thread right here we go...
I hate it when you’re driving and going round a corner but the car behind you is going that fast it looks like it’s gonna go into the back of you whilst you’re turning said corner.
School runs and the amount of congestion it causes, worse than rush hour in some cases and the women cannot drive to save their lives and need the entire road to get through. Back when I was a kid I walked or got the bus.
I also hate when you’re talking to someone and they ask how you are, you answer then they just talk over you and start talking about what they’ve done and you feel like they ask how you are just to get it out of the way.
I hate it when you’re driving and going round a corner but the car behind you is going that fast it looks like it’s gonna go into the back of you whilst you’re turning said corner.
School runs and the amount of congestion it causes, worse than rush hour in some cases and the women cannot drive to save their lives and need the entire road to get through. Back when I was a kid I walked or got the bus.
I also hate when you’re talking to someone and they ask how you are, you answer then they just talk over you and start talking about what they’ve done and you feel like they ask how you are just to get it out of the way.
Hairraiser
VIP Member
When you let other drivers through and they don’t say thank you.
My wanker neighbour parks his big rusty old work van over my drive so I can’t get my car in properly, I’ve asked him politely not too, he proceeded to do it more. Bear in mind here that I am 26, he is at least late 50’s.
He is so intimidating and I can tell he enjoys it
My wanker neighbour parks his big rusty old work van over my drive so I can’t get my car in properly, I’ve asked him politely not too, he proceeded to do it more. Bear in mind here that I am 26, he is at least late 50’s.
He is so intimidating and I can tell he enjoys it
ChrissyPoo
VIP Member
Little things in life that piss me off:
- Loud eaters
- Dripping taps
- People with over the top laughs
- People that smoke whilst pushing a pram
- Driving whilst on phone
- Snoring
- Chris Inghams erect penis
(Sorry, couldn't help myself with that last one)
- Loud eaters
- Dripping taps
- People with over the top laughs
- People that smoke whilst pushing a pram
- Driving whilst on phone
- Snoring
- Chris Inghams erect penis
(Sorry, couldn't help myself with that last one)
Snarkypants
VIP Member
People who say 'end of' at the end of giving their opinion. Fuck off you infant.
'Spag BOWL'.
People who walk like zombies with their heads down in their phones. I crash into them on purpose.
People who walk 3/4/5/6 abreast on a path, and dont bother moving slightly, so I dont get forced onto the road and hit by a truck. I also crash into these on purpose.
My cat coming indoors for a shit.
My cat missing the litter tray by 1.5cm, when coming in and squeezing out said shit. Off back to the shelter you go Tiddles.
Chavs walking their dogs off lead in public. Stop sniffing my crotch Tyson. And tell your dog to stop it too please.
My partners selective hearing.
My partner loudly proclaiming he did a chore.
My partners mother and exes, for not training him before I inherited him.
Beggy Mitchells.
Weight loss account's manipulative behaviours.
Not enough salad at subway. Keep it coming. More. More. Bit more. Bit more. Fuck sake not that much, I'm not a rabbit.
Shaving my legs and minge. Pits I can tolerate.
Ageing. I'm losing the battle of hairy nipples, spiky upper lip, and furry chin. None of its cute, but if left, I have a free balaclava.
There's more, but I feel I'm already sounding rather bitter, so I'll release a second installment some other time
'Spag BOWL'.
People who walk like zombies with their heads down in their phones. I crash into them on purpose.
People who walk 3/4/5/6 abreast on a path, and dont bother moving slightly, so I dont get forced onto the road and hit by a truck. I also crash into these on purpose.
My cat coming indoors for a shit.
My cat missing the litter tray by 1.5cm, when coming in and squeezing out said shit. Off back to the shelter you go Tiddles.
Chavs walking their dogs off lead in public. Stop sniffing my crotch Tyson. And tell your dog to stop it too please.
My partners selective hearing.
My partner loudly proclaiming he did a chore.
My partners mother and exes, for not training him before I inherited him.
Beggy Mitchells.
Weight loss account's manipulative behaviours.
Not enough salad at subway. Keep it coming. More. More. Bit more. Bit more. Fuck sake not that much, I'm not a rabbit.
Shaving my legs and minge. Pits I can tolerate.
Ageing. I'm losing the battle of hairy nipples, spiky upper lip, and furry chin. None of its cute, but if left, I have a free balaclava.
There's more, but I feel I'm already sounding rather bitter, so I'll release a second installment some other time
DoctorWho
Chatty Member
people that post a map/route of the run they’ve done!!!! Get tae fuck
Coco chanel
New member
People that crunch 
even when they make that horrible sloshing noise with a banana makes me want to hurt them.
even when they make that horrible sloshing noise with a banana makes me want to hurt them.
Alightened
VIP Member
Don't get me wrong, I like dogs, but what I find bloody annoying is when you're out for a walk somewhere, and the owners have got it off the lead. The dog comes hurtling towards you at full pelt, the owners shout ""Don't worry he won't hurt you, he just likes people". How the fuck do I know your Irish Wolfhound isn't going to eat me alive . Just because you love your dog it doesn't mean everybody else does
. Just because you love your dog it doesn't mean everybody else doeshelloisitmeyourlookingfor
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people 'checking in' at hospital on social media