I'm back to say I've remembered there's someone in our place who just DRINKS the communal milk, which is even scruffier.So glad to see someone else who thinks using the communal milk for cereal is scruffy behaviour
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WHEN did kids start this hysteria when getting presents of screaming or sobbing like youve just told them their whole family died...
Usually over an iphone or ps5... wtf is wrong with them? I dont even buy any kind of sincerity in it. Its just some weird bullshit theyve seen on youtube
Usually over an iphone or ps5... wtf is wrong with them? I dont even buy any kind of sincerity in it. Its just some weird bullshit theyve seen on youtube
When people say āomg I was literally screaming at the tvā or āI just almost choked on my coffeeā
no you bleeping didnāt though why you lying
And also when a post goes viral on social media and the posters friends are like āoh wow youāre famous I canāt believe itā when nobody will even remember their name or the post after a day or two.
no you bleeping didnāt though why you lying
And also when a post goes viral on social media and the posters friends are like āoh wow youāre famous I canāt believe itā when nobody will even remember their name or the post after a day or two.
that happened to me, my friends went mental for it. Was a bit cringe
My bf doesnāt seem to understand that we have a bin in the house! Maybe he thinks thereās a fairy. I came to bed before him last night but Iāve just gone downstairs and judging by the trail of chocolate wrappers, empty cans and crisp packets he has left on every surface possible I could probably retrace his every step after I came to bed. Whatās so hard about tidying up your own mess before coming to bed!!
When people take their Christmas decorations down on Boxing Day. It's still Christmas, enjoy it a bit longer!
Even more annoying is when they then post a picture of their empty living room on Facebook to show they've taken it all down.
Even more annoying is when they then post a picture of their empty living room on Facebook to show they've taken it all down.
When you donāt like someone and they pop up bloody every where! Wish there was a real life ignore button
āGentle reminderā
UGH. So patronising and weak. Just write āReminder.ā Most people can deal with a reminder without it needing to be softened. Itās usually something completely lame and neutral anyway. āGentle reminder: the carpark will be closed from 5pm.ā
UGH. So patronising and weak. Just write āReminder.ā Most people can deal with a reminder without it needing to be softened. Itās usually something completely lame and neutral anyway. āGentle reminder: the carpark will be closed from 5pm.ā
People who go the gym just to idle on the (usually leg) machines. Theyāre not seats to have full on convos for 15 mins. Old men are the worst culprits. Gonna be full of hogs now the new year is here. Stop loitering 
the rest of us want to workout and get on with our day.
the rest of us want to workout and get on with our day.
Extended family members who feel they can offer advice on a sensitive family matter when they know eff all about it, and have nothing to do with us aside from 2 phone calls per year.
Yeah we were just waiting for your words of wisdom and judgement Dickheads,.
Yeah we were just waiting for your words of wisdom and judgement Dickheads,.
I can't stand the sight of it after boxing day
I'd rather put my tree up a bit earlier in December, enjoy the build up, but as soon as it's done, i don't want to see anything Christmassy anymore. Move over tree, It's time for new year, new meAbsolutely.
Outside of a very specific set of circumstances, triggering is meaningless and overused.
At work once, a student asked if I could switch the video display off because it was a fish tank and she was ātriggeredā by fish. This happened around the same time as my younger brother who was in an airstrike in Afghanistan and almost losing an arm, suffering PTSD and the possibility of actually being triggered by stuff like loud noises. Not a bloody video of a tropical fish tank just because you donāt like fish.
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When ppl are self proclaimed huggers and thats a reasonable excuse to invade your personal non hugger space... get lost!!!
Iām staying at my boyfriendās place and one of his neighbourās came and knocked at the door at 8am (Boxing Day!) asking if he had taken a parcel in for her last week. I was fuming
Me, Covid was a god send in that regard
Why did he answerIām staying at my boyfriendās place and one of his neighbourās came and knocked at the door at 8am (Boxing Day!) asking if he had taken a parcel in for her last week. I was fuming
He was still in bed, I was up as I was getting a drink and the door went. I looked through the peep hole and went to tell him thereās a random woman at the door and he goes āwell answer it then, but Iām in bed and Iām not getting upāWhy did he answer
who the duck knocks on someoneās door for a parcel that apparently got delivered a week ago At 8am on Boxing Day?!
(He didnāt even have the parcel, must have been delivered to another neighbour
This. When I see it typed ten times in succession on say, a Twitter thread, it just bloody kills the joke. Everyone's "screaming", "dying" or are "dead!"When people say āomg I was literally screaming at the tvā or āI just almost choked on my coffeeā
no you bleeping didnāt though why you lying
My husband rarely made the bed when he got out of it in the morning. Im generally out of bed first. It's a duvet so making the bed consists of straightening it up.
I told him the pixies must make this bed up.
Then I sing "the pixies they have been" repeatedly whilst I straighten the bed and this has had a bit of success because 50% of the time now he will straighten the bed ...
as opposed to 1 in every 10 times before
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