People who sit by you anywhere when there are other empty seats
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When you pay extra for next day delivery and the package is delayed 
Unsolicited dick pics - like I was just casually chatting to a guy and he said he was at the gym so I asked for a pic and he just sent me a picture of his dick!
Unsolicited dick pics - like I was just casually chatting to a guy and he said he was at the gym so I asked for a pic and he just sent me a picture of his dick!
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Cyber flashing is a crime now. I’m so sorry to hear what he subjected you to. Plonker (him, obviously, not you).
When people say “Christmas decks”.
Its DECS. Short for decorations, which as you might notice doesn’t have a K in it!
Its DECS. Short for decorations, which as you might notice doesn’t have a K in it!
Well regardless of how you spell it in writing, it is going to sound like decks when you say it. But yeah writing Christmas decks is annoying.
When you're wrapping presents and the scissors don't do that really satisfying glide down the paper, they just get caught and end up ripping it
This theme for trees becoming a thing. Sorry to anyone who may have decided to go for it but it’s not the one for me. Huge candy canes and lollipops??!! Nope. Maybe in Willy Wonka’s but not in my house!
When a hair has landed on your arm and is tickling.
And they usually stink of piss.
When you make fried eggs for your brekkie and the yolk gets all messed up
It's as if they have a terrible fear of 'starting' a new seat or something
.Also people who insist on parking right beside you when there's hundreds of spaces, and then they are unable to park properly. I returned to my car one day, loads of empty spaces and the driver who parked beside my car actually had their wheels over the line and into my parking space.
Likewise, I was parked at my local Tesco one day, huge carpark, loads of spaces. I had the back door on the driver side open as I was reaching in for something. A guy arrived and was waiting to park beside me. Seriously. With easily one hundred (or more) empty spaces to choose from.
And I was parked well away from the shop, it wasn't exactly a prime spot. I could almost hear the tut tut as he had to move on to one of the many many many empty spaces nearby, when I didn't hurry to close the door. FFS.
This is my husband’s biggest bugbear. He has a very nice car which is his pride and joy and always parks away from everyone else leaving a space either side if possible. Nine times out of ten he will come out of the shop to find cars both sides even though he is on the far side of the car parkIt's as if they have a terrible fear of 'starting' a new seat or something
Also people who insist on parking right beside you when there's hundreds of spaces, and then they are unable to park properly. I returned to my car one day, loads of empty spaces and the driver who parked beside my car actually had their wheels over the line and into my parking space.
Likewise, I was parked at my local Tesco one day, huge carpark, loads of spaces. I had the back door on the driver side open as I was reaching in for something. A guy arrived and was waiting to park beside me. Seriously. With easily one hundred (or more) empty spaces to choose from.
And I was parked well away from the shop, it wasn't exactly a prime spot. I could almost hear the tut tut as he had to move on to one of the many many many empty spaces nearby, when I didn't hurry to close the door. FFS.
And stickers on shoes that won’t come off
Try using a hairdryer on a warm setting on themAnd stickers on shoes that won’t come off
Your post really threw me, I have a potato smiley as my profile pic on all other social mediaAnd stickers on shoes that won’t come off
Shoe stickers irritate me so much, what the hell do they stick them on with?!
People who sit by you
Sainsburys have replaced the cellophane on their rolls of wrapping paper with stickers to be eco friendly, which is a good thing, however the stickers are pretty much welded to the wrapping paper. This means you can't peel them off without completely ripping the wrapping paper, and ruining like 30cm of it. It's very irritating, they surely must be able to get stickers that easily peel off of paper?!
The other thing is in the recent weather, trying not to get it wet, not in sainsbos, but I resorted to a flower bag
If someone said that to me, I'd instantly visualise a deck adorned with Christmas decorations!
Even worse - when you have rubber gloves on and are in the midst of cleaning, with crap up to your elbows, and can feel a hair on your nose!
Ohhh yes ... I took our work car out today to get some big things. It's an SUV where the boot opens outwards, and some plonker had parked right up the back of me, over the line, so I couldn't open it. So bloody annoying. I moved the car forward a bit and popped the hazzard lights on, then got shouted at by someone for blocking the drive-through part ... sheesh, feels a lot like Christmas!Also people who insist on parking right beside you when there's hundreds of spaces, and then they are unable to park properly. I returned to my car one day, loads of empty spaces and the driver who parked beside my car actually had their wheels over the line and into my parking space.
Likewise, I was parked at my local Tesco one day, huge carpark, loads of spaces. I had the back door on the driver side open as I was reaching in for something. A guy arrived and was waiting to park beside me. Seriously. With easily one hundred (or more) empty spaces to choose from.
And I was parked well away from the shop, it wasn't exactly a prime spot. I could almost hear the tut tut as he had to move on to one of the many many many empty spaces nearby, when I didn't hurry to close the door. FFS.
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