*pauses for effect whilst crying into phone*
And now lads, I went down to dad earlier and I said to him, dad, that’s it, I’m giving up, I’m giving it all up, and he said, he said *pauses for effect* Lisa, don’t be letting them get to ya, you’re doing a great job and you’re helping people with your page, sure why would ya walk away from it all, sure ya’d only be leaving people down’ *sniffs* and ya know lads, I thought about it, and he’s right lads, he’s a very wise man and he’s dead right *tears beginning to dry up at this point* so im
Just going to take some time tonight lads, and I’ll be back tomorrow lads, tomorrow is another day lads, good night lads *tears have dried up now, waves Chlobo laden hand/wrist across screen, nods, and ends story*
*returns following day hawking the usual crap as if nothing has ever happened*
Annnnnnd repeat the above every few months