Lisa Jordan #4 Luna

[Dailychat]

Wait I’m lost - I thought it was that curvy Kim one that was the revealer???

I'm very lost. I admit a glass or 2 of prosecco last night and suddenly this revealer business makes no sense.
I thought Kim was just annoyed because she has a thread here now and had a strop today. Where does she fit into jj's thread. (maybe I should just have more prosecco)

 

[DevineDiva]

She has to have help, when they’re that small you can’t even take a in peace. Mine are steps of stairs n I spent the bones of a decade in a frazzled mess

 

[Ailte]

It’s utilizing your time efficiently though isn’t it? I wouldn’t manage keeping my house, minding my children, having time to take care of my appearance and have loads of time then to read tattle and comment on everyone’s threads. Somethings got to give. Plenty of women have children, keep their house, have a social life, take pride in their appearance and some even work outside the home.
From what I can see, she has fuck all to be doing. A few ads, Luna admin, the oldest ones obviously doing her ecce hours. The toddler and the baby obviously nap. I don’t see how she’s some sort of superwoman. Her husband is a guard isn’t he, so he’s going to be home a lot during the day. I’d say it’s more her just being able to manage her time and the fact she didn’t marry a waster.

For the record I’m not married to a waster and have one child (so not children - lose a point there), keep my house, have no social life (covid), take pride in my appearance that’s subjective (is pride makeup?) never wore makeup daily only for out out but I’m not unkempt and also work outside the home and don’t comment on everything on tattle actually. You’re also on it. And to repeat my point (on tattle or not) I wouldn’t have time to do what she does during the day. And I was being sarcastic referring to her as superwoman.

 

[BongoBingo]

Is it just me or do her boobs look drawn on! Def looks like she has eyeliner going around them
.....

 

[Emd292]

Shocker something shady is said about Lisa and a new account pops up with a defensive story

My thoughts exactly

 

[Snazzy]

This came up on my feed and I almost scrolled past while rolling my eyes at her plugging her Luna product while being paid to advertise for another company. Then I spotted the comment underneath, it made me giggle so I thought I’d share it with the people who I know would appreciate it

First thing I noticed is the Luna lip balm !!!!!! And thought why are the jewellers sharing her post!!!!! Stupid ad & not the best pic of her

 

[Nose__bag]

She basically gets all her clothes for free, make up for free, food for free ( roosters) her friend owns it, her car for free. Her family trips for free. Is there anything she actually pays for. The one thing that turned me off her months ago was when she was opening a package she got weeks before and said she gets that many she doesn’t have time to open and show them all on stories but I say she keeps them all. That’s so bad towards them companies when she has one herself so should know what it’s like. She sends all her stuff to bloggers and I’m sure she wouldn’t be happy if they just said I didn’t have time to show it I get too many it’s all greed with these bloggers

 

[Almost there]

The purple can’t be bate - literally!!!!

Although that wine cut out dress recently was like something from pretty woman meets Edward scissor hands

Or the outfit to Rumleys farm it was freezing that day she was in a mini dress!!

 

[I got up at 5am]

Poor Bowie must have been frozen in the dress & socks. Fashion shouldn’t come first for a toddler. It’s December.

 

[Daisyxo]

He comes across as really whipped, I doubt that’s true at all. I know it’s rife in the force (look at poor Dominique), but I would be really surprised if there’s any truth in that. By all accounts he seems like a real family man and is happy to go along with whatever she wants.
Of all the insta husbands he’d be pretty low on my list of the ones I’d suspect of having a wandering eye. They seem obsessed with each other.

 

[Loki]

That reel of Pearl & Bowie is super cute! Sorry!

 

[AnnaBananaPie]

Oh my god tack fest
That dress is beyond disgusting!
It looks like it’s from one of those shops that used to be in the ilac centre or a market stall
Reeks of the before in Pretty Woman
Why does she insist on going for the cheap hooker look?
High end is where the dollah is at girl

 

[Dcl]

I'm confused. She doesn't fit into the age bracket or lifestyle bracket of those who should be "young slim and relevant". She's a mother and a wife. And she shouldn't have a good figure because of this???

Alright Lisa, calm down!

 

[Comeonnowgurl]

It’s the constipated stance

 

[Dcl]

Even after her talking about child creeps years ago, she stopped posting Pearl for awhile when she was the only child after some pics were taken from her page and used somewhere else from what I can remember, anybody else remember this?

Yes I do!! And she was allegedly a victim of this as well. She claimed her head was photoshopped onto someone's body for a porn hub video. (I'd have my doubts) either way, her and definitely her hubby should have more sense!

 

[DevineDiva]

Sweet Fuck all king go into Aldi or Lidl n you’d get a load a sweets for a Fraction of the price, complete rip off.who’s paying for that shit, idiots.

 

[DevineDiva]

Why do EVERYTHING HAVE to be on camera? Is nothing private for her.

 

[Holymotherofgod]

Can I simply ask, have the majority of influencers just lost the run of themselves and lost touch with reality? Or am I just not able to keep up with this new world?

 

[#obsssessed]

I’m really surprised he’s happy to have his children so easily identified given the sort of nut job criminals out there!! I’ve two cousins who are Gardaí and both have come off Facebook etc because of the kind of people who they would be dealing with

 

[Savager3]

Remember her doing a live make up q&a video and someone asked about eyebrows she completely avoided the question, prob doesn’t know how to do them. Seen that Leahys farm reposted her story and even the ad even tho she didn’t mention anything about the farm apart from the fact she was freezing. Yes of course you were Lisa you went to a farm in Ireland in December with a mini summer dress on looking like an idiot. I really hope they didn’t gift her as it was near impossible to get tickets, website crashing, people trying ages to pay hard earned money to book a slot. They certainly didn’t need any advertising