Lisa Jordan #3 Plugs Luna, loves a tacky gúna, kids in every ad yet won’t show dad

[Daisyxo]

Her brother fell asleep on the couch after a soccer game and never woke. Her dad was cardiovascular i think, i would have been 9 and so i wasnt told too much info except i had to attend the funeral.

It’s funny how stories are manipulated to make them sound more dramatic, I was told what I posted above by a neighbour of hers and I remember thinking how tragic and awful it was to have his family watch as he died on the pitch.

Falling asleep on the couch and not waking up sounds a lot more likely to have happened.
Another reminder of why we should always take gossip with a pinch of salt

What happened to him was terrible though, I can see how a family would never recover after losing a loved one as suddenly as that.

 

[Vangirl]

Her nails are so long, how is she not scratching that baby to bits. I could of sworn she normally has rather short nails.

 

[Mommamia]

What's she trying to prove look at me I have my body back full of tan while resting my babys head on it !

 

[Snazzy]

What's she trying to prove look at me I have my body back full of tan while resting my babys head on it !

Looking for attention
Personally I think the photo seems an odd angle & awkward or something ... could have chosen better briefs, they dont give her any shape or they're shapeless

 

[ProphecyLost]

Her mother told me how her son died, I can guarantee that its the truth.

 

[Daisyxo]

Her mother told me how her son died, I can guarantee that its the truth.

Oh I’m not disputing that at all, was more so reminding myself not to take everything I hear at face value. What you said happened makes a lot more sense.

 

[Localeyes]

Anyone else purposely go out of their way to purchase something from a brand that isn’t selling their souls to bloggers!! If I see ad I instantly have a brain block to never purchase from said company

 

[Comeonnowgurl]

Omg yes caroline is so refreshing!

Those knickers are tiny

I wouldn’t be in a thong on Instagram being a mother of 3 and my husbands line of work. There are other ways to promote tan

 

[Ladyqt]

Everyone commenting how inspirational she is working from home with 3 kids. She plugs a few products to line her own pocket. Great she’s successful but she is not inspirational.

 

[Mommamia]

I wouldn’t be in a thong on Instagram being a mother of 3 and my husbands line of work. There are other ways to promote tan

Plus your uterus is still contracting have a lie down

 

[Ladyqt]

 

[Lardd]

Anyone else purposely go out of their way to purchase something from a brand that isn’t selling their souls to bloggers!! If I see ad I instantly have a brain block to never purchase from said company

Almost like a “green list” of companies that are safe from bloggers

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Hi Lisa

 

[I got up at 5am]

The underwear post and the comment about the PT both pointless IMO. Half naked pics on the gram is thirsty no matter who does it. She is no better than MUF for this.

 

[Snazzy]

Almost like a “green list” of companies that are safe from bloggers


Hi Lisa

Oh Fairly catty comment from her - she is def working out ... Maybe those toned shoulders are from all the selfies

The underwear post and the comment about the PT both pointless IMO. Half naked pics on the gram is thirsty no matter who does it. She is no better than MUF for this.

So obviously glued here

 

[Loula5]

The underwear post and the comment about the PT both pointless IMO. Half naked pics on the gram is thirsty no matter who does it. She is no better than MUF for this.

You'd think with three kids you'd have a sense of perspective and want to set a better example than getting half naked for attention and likes on insta. Throwing the baby in there too for the extra likes ah come on Lisa I'm cringing for ya

 

[Snazzy]

You'd think with three kids you'd have a sense of perspective and want to set a better example than getting half naked for attention and likes on insta. Throwing the baby in there too for the extra likes ah come on Lisa I'm cringing for ya

Totally cringe! So needy for the likes & lick arse comments

 

[Dancebychanse]

If she was showcasing a flabby tummy there would be no issue of course I do agree about the boys in years to come group chats hopping, I would be Scarleeeeet

 

[Loula5]

Oh Fairly catty comment from her - she is def working out ... Maybe those toned shoulders are from all the selfies



So obviously glued here

She keeps addressing stuff that was specifically talked about on these threads, she's obviously bet into tattle. Lisa go put your feet up and chill out please

 

[Mommamia]

My friend swears she had a surrogate she like itll come out someday

 

[Taylor17]

If she was showcasing a flabby tummy there would be no issue of course I do agree about the boys in years to come group chats hopping, I would be Scarleeeeet

I don't want to see anyone's flabby tummy either. I hate those pictures too. They are not brave, they are needy and attention seeking too. lisa calls herself a prude but posts pictures where she is showing off her figure for attention. She loves the sexy mommas title but she is definitely not a prude .