Lily Pebbles #47 A slime trail of lame 🐌

[call.me.coco]

Is she wanting Selfridges to notice her and offer paid sponsorships like Anna?

I can’t see her being in this ‘industry’ for much longer. She is so grubby looking and has a rotten personality.

 

[Eileen_2019]

Absolutely! Also 7-11% is not a small commission in my eyes, that's quite a large % especially when you know about the fact that it remains active for that website.

I neverrrr click on a link posted by an 'influencer' for that very reason. I'll just look for the item myself. It's quite disgusting how long they remain active, and at 'a very small percentage' at a time, that soon ads up. I'd love to see just how much she makes from the numerous links she posts every month.

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

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You’re literally in the hairdresser’s, Lily! FFS, just ask the professional for tips!

Oh my god this is a GENIUS idea! But no one ever told me you could ask people whose literal job it is to blow dry hair how to blow dry hair so it's not my fault I didn't think of it.

 

[icannoteven]

She thinks she is on TedTalk, just shut up already

 

[Eileen_2019]

Lily 'I am so busy but I kinda thrive this time of year' . You don't say. Would not have anything to do with all those ridiculous trips, lunches, and freebies you get, and the huge amounts of money you earn this time of year, would it?

 

[consumerism makes u free]

so she has someone to write a description box for her; georgia to film her; management to secure deals for her; she copies all of her content ideas and her editing is basically just cutting out parts of videos and putting it back together which some people manage to do on their phones... how is she constantly claiming her job is hard is beyond me

It's like a washed-up influencer on a ventilator, who would otherwise be dead if she actually had to breathe on her own in 2024. Take a pillow to this patient please. Everytime she talks about herself as a creative birds fall out of the sky.

 

[Sarah123456789]

I’m pretty sure if her back pain was that bad she’d not have been bouncing back and forth with the heat pad on then up a ladder if my back ever goes you can barely bloody move let along jig and climb

 

[ccocopops_16]

Hi everyone! I haven't posted in ages but I'm in between jobs and have been checking out Lily's stories... needless to say she comes off as stupid as ever.
The one thing that ticked me off today was her saying that people go overboard on Notion while she gets by with a few simple pages?! Yeah of course she does, she has the simples """"""job""""" ever! I've been working with freelance data analysts and their Notion are pretty impressive, but it's not about going overboard, it's about tailoring a smart tool to their complex needs. What an idiot

 

[jazzmonster]

Guyssss… you don’t get it. Getting your nails done is WORK in Lilyland. It counts as half a work day, and a whole one if you can squeeze in a shot of your lunch at Seven Dials Market. As it’s her time off now, she couldn’t possibly.

 

[peppin]

she still act so clueless and denial abt her new body shape like she used to be such a hot supermodel body and suddenly she is a huge size 14???

this gets me every time lily talks about her body changing after kids, you would expect her to be gisele bündchen's doppelganger when she was just a little thinner than she is now when she STILL fits in the straight sizes range... she's never exercised or watched her nutrion and she would probably gain weight even without kids because of how sedentary her lifestyle is

 

[fairylights2000]

Who the fuck gets bored of where their Christmas tree is and moves it?? Not normal behaviour.

Imagine having more than one place where your Xmas tree could go we don't have one this year but when we do we can literally only fit it in the window.

 

[Eileen_2019]

She's the no-one-told-her that keeps on no-one-telling.

I think we have a new thread title right there.

 

[call.me.coco]

Don’t be a dick, Lily!

‘Don’t be a dick’ would not be something I would have on the wall. Especially with kids?

 

[Loolar]

I feel this IG story says it all. Always on brand, that’s our girl. Griping her way into year 36.
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Not to sound too harsh, but I feel Lily serves as a very good example of what happens when parents don’t say no. Don't challenge strong mindedness in terms of not letting someone get everything their own way all the time and don’t in still the concept of “what about others” in anyway.

 

[ANiceEgg]

It’s also the "We’re not messing about!"

She’s desperate to show that she’s achieved something in her day (because it’s rare) but we don’t need to knooow. Just post the forgettable reel and pretend it’s your usual work ethic to get ‘so much’ done in a day. It just emphasises how lazy she usually is. Does she want a pat on the back?!

P.s: @_Laura it wasn’t obvious to me which brow had been threaded, either

 

[Eileen_2019]

Did she say why there would be no video today?

Not specifically, but this week she's been moaning about the kids still being home and her not being 'back at work' yet eventhough she's soooooo desperate to. Somehow though, she managed to post all kinds of photos, reels, and of course a couple of AF links. Almost like she's 'back at work'.

 

[Violetroselily]

There's something particularly gauche about aff linking your (absolutely revolting) birthday presents

 

[Nbg85]

The fact that she then immediately put a 'how to shop my LTK' post - ie, "how I will just slap these all into affiliate links and make loads of money off them" Shameless

 

[ANiceEgg]

I am late to commenting on Lily’s festive updates but I did screenshot the Christmas roast dinner photo because as usual her caption sounded like nonsense to me:

Okay, so first we have: “Don’t judge my small portion of potatoes" (reads to me as a humble brag of how she’s not a greedy pig like the rest of us)

…which she follows with: “I’m a small and crispy kinda gal” (so she likes the small and crispy ones best, ok)

…and then: "but I always get out voted by my fam" (so they don’t agree…what does that have to do with the small portion? Does that mean there were only two small and crispy roasties that met Lily’s high foodie standards? In which case; a bit rude that you literally won’t tolerate the rest of the offering that your sister (or another family member) very kindly cooked for the meal. Entitled rudeness disguised as family banter, if you ask moi.

 

[londongirl2001]

One thing Anna does on her month long vacations is that she genuinely stops posting (before announcing her big return like she’s some superstar coming back from a lengthy hiatus). Lily is so afraid of losing followers and engagement that she just posts every nonsense that comes to her mind now.