I think I missed the whole ovulation/ conceiving thing, can someone summarise first me please ?
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I think a lot of this is in the podcast episode about motherhood, where Anna calls the menstrual cycle “this mystery thing”. Basically Lily thought she’d fall pregnant straight after coming off the pill, but hadn’t realised you can’t get pregnant all the time.
And in recent Stories she mentioned ovulation as one of those things no one tells you as a woman, it's in this thread somewhere.
8) You have to wash your bra
9) You have to tend to and look after your grass on a regular basis if you want it to stay in pristine condition. It doesn't just magically stay that way.
10) You don't have to have children if you haven't a maternal bone in your body
11) Not everybody can have children, so it's best not to talk about "when" you'll have chikdren
11) Not everybody can have children, so it's best not to talk about "when" you'll have chikdren
12) Starting to tend to your garden in late-September (despite having all spring and summer free) isn't the brightest idea.
13) Pasta with tomato ketchup is not a meal
15) You can eat at the same time as your child
16) you can buy and keep bisto gravy granules in your house for emergencies
17) You don't have to tiptoe around, whisper or stop recording when your child is sleeping.
18) You don't have to stop working when the sun goes down.
18) You don't have to stop working when the sun goes down.
Sorry to interrupt this stunning list of life skills Lily was never told about but...
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20) You don't have to rigidly schedule your week in to "Grey days" and "work days"
21) You can still interact with and look after your child on a non "Grey day"
22) Spending the day unsubscribing from email newsletters is NOT considered work regardless of the job you do!
21) You can still interact with and look after your child on a non "Grey day"
22) Spending the day unsubscribing from email newsletters is NOT considered work regardless of the job you do!
Omg you guys are killing me, this is brilliant!
23) Eating artichoke does not make you an adventurous eater or a food snob.
24) You don't have to hog a huge ass office room all yourself. You can share it with your husband (#getrichadesk) or give that room to your darling daughter who needs the space more than you do.
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25) Don’t keep wearing lipstick when your lips are sore, cracked and inflamed.
26) You don’t have to use the toilet in front of your partner when you become a parent.
26) You don’t have to use the toilet in front of your partner when you become a parent.
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