It’s the same. Outfit. Every. Time.
black
Plisse
Checkerboard or leopard
Chain belt
Sinclair docs
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black
Plisse
Checkerboard or leopard
Chain belt
Sinclair docs
🥱🥱🥱
Lily Melrose aka Llymlrs #2 Scenior citizen
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If she wrote a book (based in reality and not whatever dimension she’s living in now) I’d 100% read it! Even if she didn’t want it all about the depths of her life she could do something cute about the evolution of the influencer from back in the day to now and her take on the industry? Instead she’s flogging Reading festival 2009 gear? Bizarre.
I would love that too. I really find it interesting how the influencer industry has changed throughout time. Such a good idea, especially as she was one of the big names back in the day.
Only problem is her literacy is shocking. Her blog was a painful read back in the day.
Didn't she have a book deal that fell through or something? im sure i remember something like this
She’s the only person that can wear a different outfit every day of the week and yet It feels like she’s been in the same one for 5 months, it really is ‘the same but different’ and ridiculously boring 
She’s so sad and dull. She’s stuck in 2014 or whatever it was when she was big on her blog. Her style is dated and boring. Gen z wouldn’t be seen dead taking advice from her. She’s literally been left behind.
quoting myself lol but this was bugging me so I looked it up and she did! It was announced and there was an amazon page but it doesnt look like it ever made it to publication. "10,799 Facebook likes" in the article is sending me
http://www.theclothesmaiden.com/blogging-masterclass-lily-melrose-announces-book-release/
You know what, I do remember this!! I don’t think it would have been the right time to have published it even back then as nothing had really changed that much in 2015, I think the time between then and now would be a lot more interesting!quoting myself lol but this was bugging me so I looked it up and she did! It was announced and there was an amazon page but it doesnt look like it ever made it to publication. "10,799 Facebook likes" in the article is sending me
http://www.theclothesmaiden.com/blogging-masterclass-lily-melrose-announces-book-release/
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This is hilarious, I feel like the subject was already out of date though if it was trying to give advice on how to become a blogger, seeing that she was at her most successful i'd say around 2009-2011ish, and even then it was based mostly on her being skinny, attractive, long hair, very slightly more 'alternative' style (in a very different way to today's version lol). 2023 advice: the world is shallow and nosy - if a pretty girl posts pictures of herself persistently enough she'll get a followingquoting myself lol but this was bugging me so I looked it up and she did! It was announced and there was an amazon page but it doesnt look like it ever made it to publication. "10,799 Facebook likes" in the article is sending me
http://www.theclothesmaiden.com/blogging-masterclass-lily-melrose-announces-book-release/
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Honestly never seen anyone say “the chokehold is unmatched” as much as her.
Also I’m assuming she means Aldi and I know phones can auto correct but it’s so easy to proof read.
Also I’m assuming she means Aldi and I know phones can auto correct but it’s so easy to proof read.
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I’m convinced she’s going through some weird age regression
... she acts / speaks like a teenager.Lily Melrose aka Llymlrs #3 What’s my age again?I’m convinced she’s going through some weird age regression
Llymlrs #3 the denial of my failed career is unmatched
I’m actually starting to think she has something else going on alongside her Instagram to earn money. She makes such little content and hardly has anything new or different to show, her content creation time must be equivalent to 1 days work per week? Maybe 2 if she was new to editing etc but would’ve thought she’s pretty speedy at that now. What is she doing the other 5-6 days of the week?
Her latest reel is not only badly edited and cuts off the end of every word, but also badly styled and looks like she crawled out of a hedge backwards. At one point she says she's going to sort out her necklace then in the final shot it's in the same place with the clasp at the front?? Is it supposed to look 'effortless'? Because it sure does.
the chokehold the bottom of the barrel she’s scraping has on her
I’m in the seventh circle of hell (service station hotel with a screaming baby) and this made me actually laugh, so thanks for that moment of happiness
glad I could help! XI’m in the seventh circle of hell (service station hotel with a screaming baby) and this made me actually laugh, so thanks for that moment of happiness
Never realised lily has a thread! I too am partial to a leopard print midi and band tee… but how does Lily manage to make it seem so boring made me laugh how in her style TikTok’s she says “if you’re alternative… like ME” we get it lily, you’re so scene, more scene than anyone ever x
made me laugh how in her style TikTok’s she says “if you’re alternative… like ME” we get it lily, you’re so scene, more scene than anyone ever x- Status