lifewithjadeedwards #2 shes the only one with a nan, better off spending time with her man

[Nixen]

I never thought I’d say this but ... thank fuck for Rhod. Those names are batshit.

 

[Peachylite]

Her ‘call’ with mamas and papas that’s literally what you get when you go on their website and click on live chat, you get to video chat with someone in store, she ain’t special

 

[Curtaintwitcher]

Even Stevie wonder saw that coming

 

[Anotherct]

Why is she so awkward with everything she does? Not an egg sandwich no? Anyone else say they're having egg inbetween toast?

Egg in between toast

 

[Jellybaby10]

literally came on to say this!! I am really laid back and although pregnancy can be a scary time at points I was fairly laidback throughout, however was an absolute demon in labour you’ve never felt pain like it and I take my hat off to anyone who can successfully hypnobirth, I just cannot see Jade being one of them!

Yes!! especially with your first, I am very chilled and had no birth plan but fully expected to be floating around the lovely birthing suite chanting to whale music whilemy husband rubbed my back, whereas in real life I was screaming, shit myself, told my husband to fuck off and asked for every drug possible honestly I don’t know how Jade’s gonna cope when her vadge has been split, leaky boobs, screaming baby and 2 hours sleep after spending the last 6 months lounging about with her hot chocs and cleaning her face with her fucking lumispa.

 

[Popsock123]

Do we think she has just the one bundle of clothes for the baby? I feel like if she had been buying bits every week we would of had a haul by now? Look at the drama over the first H&M haul.. We know Rhod don’t like her spending money but she needs to get organised otherwise the baby will be drinking hot chocolate and wrapped in that stupid rug she keeps moving around rooms for a photo

 

[Peachylite]

She was probably hoping pampers would of gifted her all the nappies she’d need

Also does anyone actually ‘choose a nappy brand’??? Or am I just weird? I bought lots of different brands so that we could find the ones which suited us/baby best, plus I’ll just buy whatever ones I can depending on which shop I decide to shop in that week.

 

[MrsD_89]

Jade your pregnant that may be why there’s a difference to your skin

 

[ChubClubThug]

I wonder if we'll get 57 stories documenting her first shit after labour... if she's unlucky enough to have stitches in a place that can only be seen with a mining torch (as I was) I'm sure we'll hear all about it

 

[Fineapple]

Let’s start a sweepstake for baby names now. I’ll go first.. MINNIE.

 

[purpleaubergine]

Apologies if I offend anybody, but

All these “influencers”getting up duff for “work”/content/freebies/likes is a absolute disgrace.

I know they can’t technically “work” from home with home sense, primark, Zara and all them shite shops to film their boring hauls are closed, but getting pregnant for content is not ok !!! Become supportive to society through these times ?! Help the NHS ! Volunteer ?! Do some good ?! Oh wait this one couldn’t possibly work more than 3 hours in Asda a week even in a pandemic bet she was showing off like mad and reposting what a proud key worker she is (if little miss lazy still works, and I use that word loosely)

There are many people who would genuinely love to have children to love them and care for, not exploit on social media for “fame”, boredom and cash

rant over

 

[NapQueenReturns]

Megger hahahahaha oh my good I am done.
Thick as fucking mince.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Rhod's rug rat

 

[Gingerella82]

Im gonna say mickey seti hamer edwards....wee minnie n mickey will be tucked up together on the seti who the fuck calls it that....jade babe is a couch/sofa/settee

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Ok, off topic and I’m sure I’ve mentioned it before but, what the fuck is she taking photos on a proper camera for? Is she taking photos on the camera, then transferring them to her phone/laptop and then uploading them to edit and THEN posting them? Who the fuck could be arsed with THAT, REALLY? ESPECIALLY when they’re preggers and StrUgGLinG.

Fuuuuuck off BEB.

 

[BegDavis]

Maybe she means they are able to go out somewhere in the car that isn't work? She is really daft isnt she!

Who remembers when she drank Ribeena cordial straight from the bottle?!

 

[Emsie]

So if you're a loser like me and find her sister on Facebook she has a status declaring that she is to become an aunty for the first time. Good luck to her. X

 

[HeyPorkSnacks]

Why has she always got her hand on her bump?!

Did you not know she’s pregnant? I know she’s hardly mentioned it so don’t worry if you missed it

 

[legsbumsandtums]

Guessing that means they’ve done the deed!! Never to be done again

Turkey baster at her nans

 

[ChubClubThug]

The audacity on her imagine if she had a 4 year old, baby twins and ran a business like Emma does, she wouldn’t know whats fucking hit her. I don’t think anyone would ever tell Jade Beb ‘I don’t know how you do it’.

Her favourite dressing gown must be in the wash today, tipped her over the edge.

View attachment 494052

The dog probably forgot to give her a kiss goodbye or something