Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Weelegs]

I can just smell the half hearted weightloss journey coming soon from our Char

 

[Hello Kitty]

Charquad has gone quiet, do we think she’s got covid?

Do you mean IBS?

 

[Weelegs]

Is there any need for 7 stories about wrapping presents? Excruciating! I think I need to go pour myself a diet coke to celebrate getting through them without nodding off

 

[Readread]

What's her announcement going to be then? A new dog that her "friend" asked her to look after for a few hours which she thinks is now hers? More chickens? An engagement ring? Parker has a job?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

If I had a pound for every time she says ‘where’s my tiny baby gone’ I’d be a fucking millionaire by now! He’s growing Char, that’s what happens. Just shut the fuck up about it!

 

[Jojoo]

How can you claim you didn’t eat, yet show us most of your food and 2 stones she said she’s out on from Parker’s birth from not eating

 

[ChampagneBox]

‘Being a mum is the hardest but most rewarding job I’ve ever had’ GIRL it’s the only job you’ve ever had

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

you'd think Parker was 16, not 6 months!

 

[Readread]

Wonder if she will purée her Camembert and 100 bread rolls for him to have with her too

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I’m offended at the way she has cut this sandwich in half everyone knows you cut across the bread not down the bread!

 

[Catherinez]

She didn’t have time to drink water but had time to make coffee and drink that, make it make sense

 

[Readread]

Let's hope it's just a new handbag haha

 

[Readread]

I wonder if she's away to do a PCR test because she's got a hangover and IBS

 

[Computer says no]

All for Charl I take it

 

[Byewiggy]

Why is she calling it a weekly food dump!? Literally just makes me think of

Also AGAIN trying to fuel the narrative she barely eats, give it up!

 

[ChampagneBox]

Forget Parker for a minute, She is getting bigger in every post…

 

[Fairypop]

And Parkerpants is such a good sleeper and so independent she must have loads of time

Surprised he doesn’t make the coleslaw himself!

 

[Byewiggy]

She's absolutely tone deaf, and considering she continues to say she didn't enjoy her pregnancy (which is bull because she loved to get that bump on the gram) she sure loves to continously repeat the same shit about it over & over & over & over.

She's now also referring to Parker as a 6month old when he's not, I've never know someone talk so much rubbish & trip over thier own lies all the time.

 

[ChampagneBox]

She’s saving it all up for a long badly spelt post about how she’s had COVID but Parker Pants being the genius he is read up on COVID and not only was asked to become the head of WHO but whipped up a cure in her kitchen

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Why do you need to take your child to see Santa 3 times please!?

It’s not even like he’s of the age to remember it either! She’s a fucking fruit loop.