Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Jane Porcupine]

'The magic of having a child at Christmas'. He's six months old and doesn't have a clue Char!

 

[Emslou22]

“Were huge wine lovers”

First of all how did this ad ever get approved with such an obvious grammatical error at the beginning of the post?! And when has she ever posted anything that would make us believe she actually drinks wine?!

 

[ChampagneBox]

You can’t use the phrase feeling your body on a post that shows diet chocolate bars and Maryland cookies

My teeth itch just looking at the amount of pure sugary shite she consumes her breast milk probably tastes like a damn milkshake

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

7 months of loving Parker - I take it that's just earth side?

 

[Byewiggy]

I cannot with that fake smile! Why does she do that all the time now!?

 

[ChampagneBox]

Charquad has gone quiet, do we think she’s got covid?

Nah just all the Christmas events where Parker would have been wheeled out to shove in everyone’s faces have been cancelled

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I get really pissed off on Charlie’s behalf when she has little digs about how much he eats. Her latest reel making another pastry tree and saying ‘they don’t last long in this house’ yeah we know hun, because you’re a greedy fucker and stuffs it all down your neck. Oh and your pastry is still raw

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

SURELY that’s for more than 1 portion???

 

[ChampagneBox]

"A big foodie like mummy and daddy". You mean greedy like you, Char?

AND daddy? Don’t bring Charlie into your sordid food world char the man works 3 jobs he needs the food…

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Surprised she doesn’t look like a huge potato... oh, wait...

 

[Hello Kitty]

I'm so pleased that she told us she bought black sacks for rubbish. I've always wondered what she used for her rubbish

 

[chloeriley97]

is Parker 8 months today??? she should of fucking mentioned it boring cow.

 

[Snarkypants]

I get really pissed off on Charlie’s behalf when she has little digs about how much he eats. Her latest reel making another pastry tree and saying ‘they don’t last long in this house’ yeah we know hun, because you’re a greedy fucker and stuffs it all down your neck. Oh and your pastry is still raw

She's infuriating, he doesn't stop eating because HE DOESN'T STOP WORKING... TO SUPPORT YOU

 

[Fairypop]

So Parker pants feeds himself with a spoon at 6 months!! And scrapes the bowl!!

Like mother like son

 

[Jane Porcupine]

That’s bloody stupid. I can’t remember ever seeing her eating a meat alternative. She probably thinks tuna and eggs are meat alternatives

Don't forget the Quorn nuggets on her 'authentic, homemade' Chinese last week!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Maybe she’s finally realised how crass it is to keep posting Parker pants after all of her ‘if you’re struggling with baby loss, I see you’ posts. But then again she’s that thick I doubt it is that!

 

[spillthetea22]

She’s so mundane, talks about THE most boring shit on her stories. Why does she think anyone wants 68 stories on Parker’s sleep pattern?! I can’t actually follow her, because she’s too annoying, but love a little catch up when I dip in this thread and no surprise, she’s still boring as fuck!

 

[capriallie]

Reno life? What exactly is she renovating at the minute?
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Imagine thinking you need to share that with 1000s of people. Don’t even care you have trouble pooing, it’s just not anyones business This is the trouble with Instahuns and Charquad, thinking every little thought they have is of such great value it needs to be shared with the world.

 

[Emslou22]

The outfit post... I'm most baffled by the fact she has trailed her vase of pampas grass down the stairs from her bedroom and into her kitchen and just randomly set it by the cupboard to take a pic? Ya gal is bonkers!

Me too!!!! Why does she need it in every picture?!

Also that outfit is not flattering at all!

 

[Justnosey100]

God those photos are horrendous! The Bob really doesn’t suit her face shape, she needs some hair covering her forehead. And the angles are awful, the big grin that makes her look like she’s wearing one of those fake teeth dummies.

Also why has she got a tape measure thing at the top of her door, is she getting ready to mark Parker’s height when he reaches 6ft next month????