Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Wingingmotherhood]

I don’t want to sound mean about a baby as it’s not his fault but he’s going to find it hard to get mobile when he’s so big, she’s not doing him any favours shovelling the food and the snacks in.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Does work out what they’re wearing to a wedding really have to be on the to do list?

And surely the beds can be one bullet point, I mean you aren’t going to strip the beds and not make them again?!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Half birthday party featuring a crown. How ridiculous. All for insta

 

[Readread]

She doesn’t eat meat now? I’ve just gone through her stories and have counted 54 meals in the last 26 weeks that HAVE MEAT IN. More bloody liesofchar!!!

I’m clearly not very productive WFH

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Why is she still feeding in a bouncer at 6 months? Surely he’s ready for the high chair

 

[ChampagneBox]

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Surprised there’s no full turkey dinner on there, isn’t that why she started weaning early?

Fucking CRINGE I’m sorry who keeps a list??? He’s sooooooooo well food travelled and OBVIOUSLY loved it ALL

anyone else noticed how much more Charlie appears now? hi char, stop being such an insufferable cow

Omg just seen suede hahahahahahaahahahahah

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I didn’t expect him to be on 3 meals a day, with carrot puffs already!!!

I did. Char is shovelling it down him like there’s no tomorrow

 

[Hello Kitty]

Who remembers when she went to a funeral a few years back and she added about 10 non relevant hashtags

 

[Readread]

Right fess up which one of you asked her to do the food haul

 

[Readread]

In that manky bouncer again!

#freeparkerpants

 

[Jane Porcupine]

There's no way she'll do it. She couldn't even get halfway through couch to 5k because her knees hurt or something.

I'm going to call it, she'll develop some sort of injury before the day and be so devastated that she can't do it.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

She did. I honestly can't understand the logic of wanting to look thick in order to try annoy strangers on a different website.

We're not annoyed Char. We're laughing at you.

 

[Chablis1]

Unfollowed. Totally fed up of the constant sickeningly boring baby spam.

#lilwayne #funeraldirectorlife #funeraria #turnt

Never not funny #lilwayne

 

[Byewiggy]

I also just noticed why did she place that fucking woven plant thing next to herself in the 2nd pic?! Then it's gone in the rest

 

[Fairypop]

Present for the swim instructor? Is that for making Parker Pants the next Michael Phelps? You just KNOW she’ll be the most extra for teachers end of year presents 🥱

The fact she literally wrote “swimming instructor” on it

 

[Readread]

I like how she’s stopped adding “& chips” to every meal. We know you’re still having them Monday-Sunday Char

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I don't think your son Digby will be happy that you wrote that Char
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Why does she curl her Bob under like that. That’s how I used to do mine in the 90s, looked shit then too

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

She’s full of fucking shit!

 

[Justnosey100]

That last pic on her story of him in a Santa hat!! poor kid looks he’s already fucking fuuuming at being used as a prop for the gram. Poor sod you’ve got years to come

 

[ChampagneBox]

Surely at this point she’s trolling us??