Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[ChampagneBox]

You'd think she was doing Everest by the way she's bleating on

shes not but Parker soon will be I’m sure

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

An exciting day? Maybe you might want to tell your face and project some of that excitement in to your voice whilst talking about the product hun. Like someone else said, she sounded like she was bored and that it was a chore to be doing it. That’s another company added to the list of companies not to buy from!

 

[Catherinez]

The use of PaRkSy is starting to make me feel sick, like I’m sure parksy himself feels sick after all that food

 

[Jane Porcupine]

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love Parkerpants gave to meeee, six bags of chips and a brand new spelling dictionaryyyyyyyy!

 

[ChampagneBox]

I don't think your son Digby will be happy that you wrote that Char
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Digbys going to be shitting in shoes tonight….

 

[Byewiggy]

It just was Char. That’s how life works. Get over it ffs

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Earth side for six months char!! Jesus let it go. Why is she also now referring to Mr Pants as Bebe!?

 

[Jane Porcupine]

I don't know why she books the food shopping to arrive that early. It's not like she has a hectic schedule during the day. Unless you count her coffee/cake/chip addiction.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Surely that weight isn’t healthy at his age and I’m sorry I don’t find it cute.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

What I've noticed she doesn't eat comfy food like spag bol, meatballs, cottage pie - where you can literally hide a tone of veg in it so it's relatively healthy.
She always opts for fake away shit. And pretends its healthy cos its homemade.

It’s ok because she shoves half a sliced cucumber on the side of her plate

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Is she for real? Doesn’t have time to make homemade coleslaw because she has a baby? It’s literally grated carrot, chopped onion and cabbage bunged in a bit of mayo. Why does she make out like she doesn’t have time to do anything with a baby? Plenty of parents manage to get things done!

 

[ChampagneBox]

Oh come on, she has salad with them

Half a sliced cucumber does not a salad make

 

[ChampagneBox]

The picture of the chicken mince on her grid you can see her meal plan board thing. Thursday and Friday contain chips, most likely Monday-Wednesday did too. Fuelling her body with chips

I mean I love a potato but not every fucking day

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

I have a feeling mentioning ‘the girls’ was just for our benefit….I bet they are shop bought eggs

I’m actually on the verge of unfollowing her. She’s so fucking weird man

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

He ate a couple of pouches for lunch?! No wonder he’s so big! Most babies his age wouldnt finish one!

 

[Skye green]

I actually think it’s worrying how much she’s feeding him. I really hope it’s just a phase and he levels out. She just thinks it’s amazing that he’s big because he was premature when actually it’s concerning

 

[Byewiggy]

Honestly think she's only interested in using the kid as instagram spam, he's just her prop in every photo she posts for either the useless crap she's spouting or the hallmark gushing drivel.

 

[Computer says no]

The desperation of liking her own posts with her grazewithCharl page

 

[MW222]

Her caption on that reel
also the “will this year be the year?”

 

[Alexlilz]

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I really wish someone would gift her a dictionary and thesaurus set Her illiteracy offends me so much

"Little man" makes me so irrationally angry

 

[Fairypop]

Not me racing to find my kids’ red books to see their weights my eldest was also prem and was 23lbs a month after her 2nd birthday crikey