Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #83 Hit me back just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan this is Pan… J

[Lizzy 93]

Well done @scotall on your poetry last thread and @justheretoread99 for suggesting it as a title.

Thread title link up

Mini Recap: ( I’m too busy celebrating mine and Kyle’s bday weekend )
Lauren was a silent canary for most of the week.
She’s now had her thinning hair done (probably an undeclared freebie)
She’s a good mum
Kids are sick
She’s a good mum
Can’t string a sentence together
She’s a good mum
Kairo might have a school
She’s a good mum
She’s got no mates but her insta followers know she’s a good mum x

MJ:Searching for posts about Kyle
TT: Getting ready to make Grunts life hell forever
Kyle: Providing financially for all 6 children, emotionally for 4 (MOTWYW)
Annie: Being a good mum in real life without needing validation for strangers or her husband
KG1: the breadwinner is asking and crying for daddy
KG2: Mum needs to plan her party in paragraph 1 in paragraph 10 her party is super cute

May’s Bastard Blog:

Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #82 City have done it once more, the magic number is now 4 ✨

She’s busy deciding whether to wear the Valentino’s if they’re available to hire or go for the puss in boots look for her pap walk tmw to get her white mocha.

tattle.life

No one else needs to sign up, it’s not worth it guys.
She has enough of RRRR’s inheritance money

We played two games last thread
1. You still ain’t called
2. Remix That Song

Worth a catch up

Kyle & Annie Thread:

Kyle Walker and Annie Kilner

Keep seeing them being mentioned on beggy goodmans thread so thought id do them their own --- @Lizzy 93 tag anyone you think would like a ganders babe x

tattle.life

Thread Lingo:

Lunatics/Mini Hitlers/NHS Users/ Thrush Ridden-Us
MOTWYW: Make of this what you will
MJ - Amelia Goodman ( Lauren Goodman’s Sister)
TT/Turkey Teeth - Chloe Goodman
Lago PR/Proz/Loz/Liaryn/Cow&Gate/Prozac - Lauren Goodman now Lauryn
Lisa Cheese/ Turkey Neck - Lisa Andrews
Big Pete/Smeg / Step dad Pete - Katy Jayne Morgan

Please feel free to add some I have missed.
This is a quick one for newbies/ lurkers x

Previous Thread:

Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #82 City have done it once more, the magic number is now 4 ✨

Well done to this spicy thrush ridden lunatic @SeptemberCatLady 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 Lauren Goodman is hiding in her boxroom We are waiting on a welfare check She is yet to clap back at Kyle ‘wheeling’ out his 4 children on Sunday This is not like her ! She is busy in Scotland all over the dailymail...

tattle.life

 

[SeptemberCatLady]

‘Truth’ from the horses mouth? Oh so it was Chloe writing the blog?

I’d call your blog a lot of things loz but truth it ain’t

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

Finally caught up from her shite blog! Can’t believe she’s left it so long to get the messiahs school sorted. What’s her excuse? She doesn’t work. She has all the time in the world to get that in check. What a shite mother! My brother and sister in law had started looking at least 18 months prior so they had their options lined up for my nephew, as schools are a big deal!

Her issue is she spends her days obsessing over Kyle and Annie, stalking their every move and wanting them to fund her kid going to a private school to focus on anything else.

 

[Lizzy 93]

@Snoopysnoop123
New thread, come on over

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Skipped a few chapters
Thank duck I have vodka.

 

[Lizzy 93]

‘Truth’ from the horses mouth? Oh so it was Chloe writing the blog?

I’d call your blog a lot of things loz but truth it ain’t
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Is she having me on

 

[looserj]

Imagine your daughters first Christmas instead of enjoying the magical time, your plotting another woman's downfall, then playing the victim.
She needs help, like serious help

 

[sungirl25]

Her hatred and jealousy of Annie shines bright again in that blog. She’s consumed by her 24/7.

Pure victim mentality. Zero accountability for her actions ever. She’s beyond help.

 

[Lizzy 93]

the fact she inserts herself in everything like a throple
Get your own man you hanging bastard

 

[spilllltheteeee]

Happy Birthday lizzy xxx

 

[SarahG300]

On the Emiratesfacup insta stories Kyles top 5 songs…

How long till these are on her bullshit stories like she really knows him from the loving relationship!

#MOTWYW

 

[justhereforanoseylike]

On page 41 of the last thread and just read the blog. The majority of it is just noise and she has definitely had legal papers ‘all my own opinion, of course’ but the worst thing she said is about not letting annie near her children. So what sian said was true. If kyle took her to court for access she WOULD NOT get a say in the matter!!! Cafcass would not see annie as a threat, i doubt she takes drugs or has a criminal record. And if annie had said these things about her children then where’s the proof? I dont believe it.

 

[loulou232]

Wasn’t messiah in Spanish nursery full time because of endo demands?
The holes in her story are out of this world

ETA can we not talk about birth cert haha that was addressed many threads ago but clogged up last thread

 

[BBee]

The other thing with the blog. She goes on and on about Annie taking Kyle back after what he did. And that is based on the foundations of a relationship spanning however many years.

Yet, she went back to him after what he did to her and Kairo. She's as bad as, if not worse than Annie even by her own judgement.

She lives in fairy land.

 

[SunshineRae]

The only reason she wanted all adults to be present when introducing the kids is to torture Annie further. She was probably (in her dreams) imagining Annie seeing the longing looks between Kyle and Pan right under her nose and realising that it’s Pan he’s always wanted She can’t be surprised that Annie “wasn’t keen” on this set up! All I get from the blog is that she really has lost the plot and that she also doesn’t have a single person around who cares for her. That’s the kind of thing you write in temper that you re-read back and cringe and delete it. Or if that doesn’t happen you let a friend/ family read and ask if you’re being mental? Said person then rings the Priory and the men in white coats turn up. I’m not being blasé about mental health (I suffer myself) but I genuinely, genuinely think she is mentally unstable and needs to seek urgent help.

 

[Tumbleweed]

Do we know if Kairo is going to private school or not ?

 

[loulou232]

Do we know if Kairo is going to private school or not ?

He can’t speak English, and mum of the year hasn’t paid for speech therapy so likely not

 

[Redtea2]

Blog of lies harrasing a woman who has done nothing but be a wife and mother whilst some hoe called lauryn shagged her husband multiple times !!!

done with her bullshit somebody shut her the duck up for good she is one vile scummy slag !! Don’t think I have ever hated somebody I don’t know

 

[scotall]

Praying that Paul Lunt reads my diss track from him to Pan…

 

[SeptemberCatLady]

Praying that Paul Lunt reads my diss track from him to Pan…

I’m praying Eminem and Dido pick it up and re-record it tbh