Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #82 City have done it once more, the magic number is now 4 ✨

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She needs to duck off now and focus on Pedro poundsign and that little girlie known only as KW.

Dad doesn’t want them, called them mistakes from idiot decisions, but you have your arse out all last week on the gram with desperate song lyrics and are still begging for him with indirects πŸ€ͺ🀯
 
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"What Would You Do"

Boys and girls, wanna hear a fake story?
Saturday night was locked in the landlord's pantry
They had man city lifting the cup,
About 5-6 bouncers trying to keep out a slut

So I took my burner outside with me,
His name was Alisdair, he lived in Scotland with me,
He said, "Why's he up there having some fun?
I guess you forgot I told you ALL OR NONE

She said,

"What would you do if your mum was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
'Cause she's angry
And the only way to calm her is
To sleep with a man for 8k a month
And his daddy's gone, back to school now
I ain't got a job now,
So for you this was just a mistake
But for me this is what I call life.

Girl, you ain't the only one with a baby,
That's no excuse to be living all crazy
Then she looked me right square in the eye
And said, "Everyday I wake up begging for Kai"
I said, "witch, I know about pain
'Cause me and my sister laugh everyday
At what the tattlers say
About your prolapse and piles
But that helps to keep us in smiles
That you can't even relate to


"What would you do if your mum was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
'Cause she's angry
And the only way to calm her is
To sleep with a man for 8k a month
And his daddy's gone, back to school now
I ain't got a job now,
So for you this was just a mistake
But for me this is what I call life
Oh this is *chefs kiss*
 
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Done my best with the dido part:

My pee's gone cold I'm wondering why I got that test at all
empty condom up by my window and I can't be normal
And even if I could it'd all be staged, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, I’m getting more cash
Bloody brilliant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meet ya, I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya 🎢 πŸ‘€πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ
It is 3 am. I have work at 6 I should not be cackling like this.
 
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I can’t work out whether she reposts tit like that because she truly believes it or is that manipulating she does it for the record in court for the β€œloving relationship” narrative

is she not bored of herself yet 🫠🫠🫠🫠
 
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Saw that ages ago and screamed out loud, she really is bleeping deranged!!!

Kyle don't want your prolapse full time loz accept it, come to terms with it and move on ya big wrong yin.
She was a pump and dump. When he was away and his wife was withholding sex as he was in the dog house he used Liaryn. How as a grown woman does she not get this? Men lie all the time.
I wonder is she all there mentally? She has to have a very very low IQ not to get whats going on.
 
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I can’t work out whether she reposts tit like that because she truly believes it or is that manipulating she does it for the record in court for the β€œloving relationship” narrative

is she not bored of herself yet 🫠🫠🫠🫠
She’s defo so thick she believes it , sat waiting in a wedding dress for him to come back
 
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But if he had chosen her would it still be thr case...

She would of been the easy one and Annie the one he always thought of ...
 
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But if he had chosen her would it still be thr case...

She would of been the easy one and Annie the one he always thought of ...
Yep! Kyle chose hard. He chose to grovel, he chose to try and win back his wife after she threw him out. He chose his life with her not a life with Fan Pan.
 
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He said Annie’s name whilst she was licking his bum hole he doesn’t even think of her when she’s doing her best work duck off lozza
 
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I know I’m a bit late with the songs but I haven’t even changed the lyrics on this one and I swear it was written for prozza. I think of her every time I hear it on the radio

Kisses to my exes, I know that I did you dirty
Little messed up, little selfish, we ain't married, I ain't thirty
Yeah, we hooked up, then we broke up, then I said you really hurt me
But I still got your number and your necklace, kisses to my exes
 
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Let's be fair.

He will remember Liaryn forever.

He'll remember feeling sick when he saw her messages. He'll remember the blackmail and the demands. He'll remember wanting to curl up and die when she told him she was pregnant. He'll remember not being able to get new boots because Puma had no staff. He'll remember her stalking his wife. He'll remember that she was easy and he didn't even have to buy her coffee.
 
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duck me she is mentally insane somebody lock her up the nut job

how the duck does she genuinely believe he wanted her over Annie 🀣🀣🀣 publicly called her a episode and ditched her kids and she is still convinced it’s her he wants
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Does she not realise many men leave the wife for a sidebirch many professional footballers have ….. but he doesn’t want her ffs what is she not understanding Annie isn’t holding him hostage she kicked him out he was free to go with your sorry panface but chose NOT TOO
 
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Remember her forever but not in the way she was meaning, forever a paycheck for the episode and mistakes. Forever a drain. Forever putting up passive aggressive comments and reposting shite.

Loving the tunes btw 🎢
 
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The thing these thick as duck people (who I suspect to mostly be panface herself or side bits) seem to forget is that him and Annie were broken up and still he didn't see her unwanted two tells you everything! And how the duck could anyone justify her having another kid with a married man! I suspect her block list is a long as her piles ffs πŸ™„
 
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