Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #82 City have done it once more, the magic number is now 4 ✨

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PenelopePitstop

PenelopePitstop

Just trying this out as a new job @scotall 😂 @wilbz90 @MinnieXX

Can’t leave our friends from Scotland out.. you will all know the song…..


When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who goes along with you
If I get you drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who gets knocked up by you
And if I haver, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's haverin' to you

[Chorus]
But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door

[Verse 2]

When I'm not workin', yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's not workin' hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I don’t do
I'll pass almost duck all on to you
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's growin' old with you

[Chorus]

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door


[Post-Chorus] Sing it Kashmachine & Klarna

Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da


[Verse 3]

When I'm lonely, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreamin', well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who goes along with you
And when I come home (when I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the woman who's comin' home with you

[Chorus]

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door

[Post-Chorus] Sing it Kashmachine & Klarna

Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da


[Chorus]

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door
 
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minnietheminx

minnietheminx

SunshineRae said:
When I saw I had 8 pages to catch up on, I was kinda dreading it! Two pages of Stan re-written…even better than the original song…that had tears falling from the laughter….this is what I am here for! You lot played a blinder tonight 😂😂😂 “THIS IS PAN” 😂😂😂 I so hope Annie and Sian and reading and laughing along.
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Well we are Annie- Stans (tattler Stan should bring a laugh to the Kilner goddesses) 👸🏻👸🏻

The pan 🎤 👇👇👇👇
 

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livingforthetea

Let’s play devil’s advocate and say the ‘professional dream seller’ had Lauryn believing eventually they were going to be together because he was being blackmailed and was desperate to appease her so she didn’t rip his marriage and actual family apart…why did she impose a rule that Annie wasn’t to have any more children? Why did she go absolutely nuclear when she found out Annie was pregnant again? Because she knows full well she wouldn’t be able to accept a baby, she wouldn’t have even been able to accept his existing 3 with Annie. So she can shut the duck up with this ‘if she decided to get back with him she has to accept his kids born from betrayal and infidelity’ bullshit. She literally tried playing god with another woman’s life and decision to expand her family because she is a jealous, narcissistic bleep.
 
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justhereforanoseylike

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PenelopePitstop said:
Just trying this out as a new job @scotall 😂 @wilbz90 @MinnieXX

Can’t leave our friends from Scotland out.. you will all know the song…..


When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who goes along with you
If I get you drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who gets knocked up by you
And if I haver, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's haverin' to you

[Chorus]
But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door

[Verse 2]

When I'm not workin', yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's not workin' hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I don’t do
I'll pass almost duck all on to you
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's growin' old with you

[Chorus]

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door


[Post-Chorus] Sing it Kashmachine & Klarna

Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da


[Verse 3]

When I'm lonely, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreamin', well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who goes along with you
And when I come home (when I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the woman who's comin' home with you

[Chorus]

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door

[Post-Chorus] Sing it Kashmachine & Klarna

Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da


[Chorus]

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door
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‘Da-da da da ( 🗣 YOU AINT GOT ONE)
😂😂😂😂
 
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Disneygirl89

Disneygirl89

"I would like to remain anonymous to protect my identity as miss Goodman has proven time and time again that she is a bad gyal from Brighton sporting a Caribbean tan from ultra safe sunbeds. (Jamaican roots), skin in training.
The very reason this documentary was made is a widely known fact that she is a stalker.
A walker stalker.
I will not take my chances but absolutely wanted to be a part of this.
It all started when "All or none" was trending and it caught my attention and my order for some puma trainers would not go through because of a sudden staffing issue. To this day this hasn't been resolved.
In light of these issues, I have witnessed an abundance of abuse from miss Goodman so I'm happy to help with some fellow (amazing tattlers) witnesses, to help bring big gob Goodman down.
It's been a rough few years understandably".

Quote from Disneygirl89, long suffering witness.
 

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Kitty kat 20

This c**t needs to deal with the consequences of her actions. She shagged a married man and I use that word loosely as he is not a man, got pregnant twice ffs and just expects to run off into the sunset with him.

* As we know she reads here"

Get a grip loz, he doesn't want you,he never did actually no matter what shite he told you. It's happened to the best of us but we move on.. you were nothing to him,accept the cold hard truth finally.. actions speak louder than words and his actions say it all. HE does not have to have a relationship with those kids end of but he provides and tbh try being grateful for that. Oh another thing leave Annie out of it. She doesn't control him,he does as he pleases and he's chosen not to be involved. If anything Annie is a saint I've no idea how she has put up with this bs without losing the plot. At the end of the day it was Annie who had to hear her philandering husband had yet again humiliated her by going back for a second go.. it's her that's innocent.
 
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Lizzy 93

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Disneygirl89 said:
"I would like to remain anonymous to protect my identity as miss Goodman has proven time and time again that she is a bad gyal from Brighton sporting a Caribbean tan from ultra safe sunbeds. (Jamaican roots), skin in training.
The very reason this documentary was made is a widely known fact that she is a stalker.
A walker stalker.
I will not take my chances but absolutely wanted to be a part of this.
It all started when "All or none" was trending and it caught my attention and my order for some puma trainers would not go through because of a sudden staffing issue. To this day this hasn't been resolved.
In light of these issues, I have witnessed an abundance of abuse from miss Goodman so I'm happy to help with some fellow (amazing tattlers) witnesses, to help bring big gob Goodman down.
It's been a rough few years understandably".

Quote from Disneygirl89, long suffering witness.
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Fukin brilliant
Pissed off again
Fuk this is good !
 
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4FoxAche

4FoxAche

How is no-one in 2004, like Proz's wardrobe, with Eamon?

duck YOU, YOU HO! I DONT WANT YOU BACK.

Kyle could scream it at her and she'd still think Annie had hijacked his brain.
 
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monkeynut

monkeynut

Someone’s got to change the lyrics to ‘city high - what would you do’ 😂😂😂😩😩😩
 
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Pointandlaugh89

Pointandlaugh89

She'll be giving it 'a single mum who works 2 Jobs' soundtrack soon she's that bleeping mentally insane.

Her only jobs are being a stalker and a bleep.

Oh right ill give it to her she tit feeds them and its free makes sense everything else daddy walkerbucks the narc provides.

Hand it all back then hun, nowt stopping you 🤣
 
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Honeymonster90

It’s like she hasn’t fully come to terms with the fact she done this to her self. if she just shut her mouth and stayed in the background her kids would have a dad. She wanted the fame and wag lifestyle more than her kids having a dad. Annie doesn’t have to accept Lauren kids into her life, she wasn’t the one that caused this Kyle was. So it’s Kyle’s mess and Lauren has showed her card time and time again and that’s Lauren fault she at fault when it comes to the kids only having her. The quicker she realises he was only ever going to walk out into a empty park with her kids the better
 
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Mysteryy

monkeynut said:
Someone’s got to change the lyrics to ‘city high - what would you do’ 😂😂😂😩😩😩
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"What Would You Do"

Boys and girls, wanna hear a fake story?
Saturday night was locked in the landlord's pantry
They had man city lifting the cup,
About 5-6 bouncers trying to keep out a slut

So I took my burner outside with me,
His name was Alisdair, he lived in Scotland with me,
He said, "Why's he up there having some fun?
I guess you forgot I told you ALL OR NONE

She said,

"What would you do if your mum was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
'Cause she's angry
And the only way to calm her is
To sleep with a man for 8k a month
And his daddy's gone, back to school now
I ain't got a job now,
So for you this was just a mistake
But for me this is what I call life.

Girl, you ain't the only one with a baby,
That's no excuse to be living all crazy
Then she looked me right square in the eye
And said, "Everyday I wake up begging for Kai"
I said, "witch, I know about pain
'Cause me and my sister laugh everyday
At what the tattlers say
About your prolapse and piles
But that helps to keep us in smiles
That you can't even relate to


"What would you do if your mum was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
'Cause she's angry
And the only way to calm her is
To sleep with a man for 8k a month
And his daddy's gone, back to school now
I ain't got a job now,
So for you this was just a mistake
But for me this is what I call life
 
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