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LAST ONE I PROMISE….
Dear pan, we meant to serve you papers sooner but we’ve been busy,
Collecting all your instagram digs, you really out there acting like a divvy,
Look we’re really unflattered about your abuse towards Annie, so we’re giving you this chance to stop acting like a fanny
I’m sorry your kids have to put up with someone like you
Constantly shouting about kairo but never about the baby? Don’t you have 2?
Anyway i hope you get this bleep,
have your lawyer hit me back, just to chat,
No more stunts,
this is Paul Lunt…
Dear pan, we meant to serve you papers sooner but we’ve been busy,
Collecting all your instagram digs, you really out there acting like a divvy,
Look we’re really unflattered about your abuse towards Annie, so we’re giving you this chance to stop acting like a fanny
I’m sorry your kids have to put up with someone like you
Constantly shouting about kairo but never about the baby? Don’t you have 2?
Anyway i hope you get this bleep,
have your lawyer hit me back, just to chat,
No more stunts,
this is Paul Lunt…
I still can’t believe that he actually paid money to ship in panface
One thing if you are in Brighton and she’s available- but to stick her on a Cathay Pacific flight and import her…?
Eeee Loz is going to be voting tory the 4th of July isn’t she
Burn her at the stake
Burn her at the stake
Poor miss piggy man! Hi yaaaa
My neighbours bout to be complaining with my screaming laughing
This thread has to go in wiki as the most hilarious and creative
I hope the Stan raps go into the Wiki, I keep laughing at the 0% Heineken gone warm
Loz must absolutely detest us, but bet Sian and Annie will be rapping our version of Stan
Loz must absolutely detest us, but bet Sian and Annie will be rapping our version of Stan
03 Bonnie and Clyde aka 23 Walks and Beg
Look for me, young B(eg)
Cruising down the Brighton highway, doing what we shouldn't do, our way,
Eyes behind the shades, this KW necklace the reason it's got me screaming,
But today I got the roughest girl with me,
I'm smashing the gas, she's grabbing the wallet it's trippy,
How hard she rides with me, the new John andMillie Olivia.
Only time we don't speak is when Brighton play Citeh,
She gets footy fever but soon as the show over,
She's right back to being bent over,
Cause mami's a scrounger and I'm a balla,
Put us together, how Annie gon' stop us.
22 walks and Beg Hollaaa.
I had a go lol
Look for me, young B(eg)Cruising down the Brighton highway, doing what we shouldn't do, our way,
Eyes behind the shades, this KW necklace the reason it's got me screaming,
But today I got the roughest girl with me,
I'm smashing the gas, she's grabbing the wallet it's trippy,
How hard she rides with me, the new John and
Only time we don't speak is when Brighton play Citeh,
She gets footy fever but soon as the show over,
She's right back to being bent over,
Cause mami's a scrounger and I'm a balla,
Put us together, how Annie gon' stop us.
22 walks and Beg Hollaaa.
I had a go lol
Yeah because she's really going to want Kyle's love children with her precious boys
giveover man
No it was from this venture hun xoxoUr business account? Was that payment for selling ur sons memories with his loving daddy? The one were ur kid was tit scared of a bleeping stranger picking him up and looking to his mummy for help but u were just hee hawing at the evidence u now had to hurt annie? Is that how u paid for his party? Mrs everything i do is for my kids.... except get a bleeping job you lazy cow
Jessie’s girl
For my Aussie friends:
Kyle is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define
Kyle’s got himself a girl, (his wife) and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I am Kyle’s girl
I wish that I am Kyle’s girl
(Why can't I find a woman like that?)
I'll play along with this charade
That doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute (blackmail)
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching Kyle with those eyes
And she's wishing she’s lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her (Annie) in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I am Kyle’s girl
I wish that I am Kyle’s girl
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?
Like Kyle’s wife
I wish that I had Kyle’s wife’s life
Where can I find a woman?
Where can I find a woman like that?
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be
For my Aussie friends:
Kyle is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define
Kyle’s got himself a girl, (his wife) and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I am Kyle’s girl
I wish that I am Kyle’s girl
(Why can't I find a woman like that?)
I'll play along with this charade
That doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute (blackmail)
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching Kyle with those eyes
And she's wishing she’s lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her (Annie) in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I am Kyle’s girl
I wish that I am Kyle’s girl
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?
Like Kyle’s wife
I wish that I had Kyle’s wife’s life
Where can I find a woman?
Where can I find a woman like that?
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be
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She did say a few weeks ago loz was boring and she was gonna have a tattle break but not sure if that’s the same reason
Come back jelly 🤍
At least when Loz the super sleuthing slag doxxes everyone, a career in song writing awaits.
Its been a while since everyone checked in NOT being pregnant by Kyle Walker?
Everyone still good?
FYI....ive still only got thrush
Everyone still good?
FYI....ive still only got thrush
This is Pan has finished me. Take a bow that Tattler“This is pan” omg
…why thank you…Every time someone comments about the kids being on the pitch I know it’s from a Pan burner, she’s not bothered he’s not there to play with and cuddle his children, cook their dinner and bathe and put them to bed, just about the pitch. Her one dream in life is to be pictured pouting on a football pitch. Of all the ways a man can step up and be a father no one ever says that means taking your kid on a football pitch. The obsession with the pitch is just bizarre to me against all the other stuff you miss out on when not having a present Dad.
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