Lauryn Goodman #9 Chloe & Amelia watch your men, Sis is wearing bracelets to get preggo again

[SATCGOSS]

So been reading here again!

Latest story claims she was quiet last night as Kairo was sick and has been sooooo busy and exhausted to post.

Right so busy looking after Kairo but clearly not as you’ve spent your day reading Tattle

Sure JanBiatch you were gagged, build a bridge and get over it

 

[Lucymyers]

So been reading here again!

Latest story claims she was quiet last night as Kairo was sick and has been sooooo busy and exhausted to post.

Right so busy looking after Kairo but clearly not as you’ve spent your day reading Tattle

Sure JanBiatch you were gagged, build a bridge and get over it

Anything to try an get kws attention/contact/get him concerned about knut

 

[projectstadium]

She also said in her story yesterday she was talking to a “friend” after everyone here pointed out she has none.

 

[SATCGOSS]

Anything to try an get kws attention/contact/get him concerned about knut

I wonder if it’s that or her story was a BS cover up so we don’t have the satisfaction of knowing Kyle and Annie might have successfully boarded her motor mouth up

Either way it’s not likely the Kairo was ill so she still looks tragic

 

[Matilda1979]

Is it pathetic of me to want kws to score then take his boot off, kiss it and hold the side with the names on towards the camera?

 

[SATCGOSS]

Is it pathetic of me to want kws to score then take his boot off, kiss it and hold the side with the names on towards the camera?

That would be epic!!!

We’ve said it before but it shows how detestable Pan Face is that we actually wish (in some sense) Kyle more goodwill then her

 

[If you say so...]

I’d love him to score too, but unless it gets to penalties it’s unlikely cause he’s a defender I know he’s scored earlier in his career but I think his more recent managers push him to defend and move forward cause he’s so rapid.

the more he can do to annoy Lauren the better in my eyes. I do miss her snides though and I really wish Annie and Kyle would do more. I just love the drama mick!

 

[Jolie1988]

I love how Kyle and Annie never publicly acknowledge her, makes her look more deranged but also they do not comment what is going on behind the scenes. I wonder if reality is now setting in that her miracle baby is not turning out to be the cash generator that she was hoping for and now having to resort to commission of 10p per pair of socks from a swipe up . She's actually ruined any chance of a decent collab with anyone now. No-one would touch her with a barge pole, she's is nuts

 

[Lucymyers]

Im guessing she will make out pnut will be hospitalised on weds due to this bug

 

[Folklikeme]

Did you all see Kairos "back muscles"..... for duck sake he's a baby

 

[4FoxAche]

Did you all see Kairos "back muscles"..... for duck sake he's a baby

I saw this.

He's not been to the gym. He's stood at a sink and again she's not supervising him properly as she's too busy on her phone taking pics for insta rather than making sure he doesn't fall.

She has defo been gagged. Living for it because let's be honest, she won't admit defeat and stick to the gag - she has this incessant need to push and 'win' so she'll get more and more deranged in her attempts to get at the Walkers.

My prediction for Wednesday lots of posts about being in London (never with the bloody miracle) and then "dignified silence" through the game before a HUGE meltdown on Thursday for headlines.

Or if England go out we get a full performance of her bitterness and posts about karma. Whether Kyle is on the pitch or not.

 

[Lucymyers]

I never kmew who kyle was until i saw this attention seeking **** making a drama about him knocking her up...watched the match sat and what a good player he is...she defo thought hed leave annie for her and shed be living the wag high life...whilst also getting one over on chloe with kyle being the more high profile footballer

 

[projectstadium]

Lots of people are saying she’s gagged so I’m waiting for the DMs being shared saying “thank you for speaking out” “good on you for not staying quiet”

 

[4FoxAche]

Lots of people are saying she’s gagged so I’m waiting for the DMs being shared saying “thank you for speaking out” “good on you for not staying quiet”

Thing is she doesn't speak out she makes a lot of noise and fuss about how he doesn't see her little cash machine.

She clearly can't actually say anything about them and hasn't used Annie's name directly in months now. She is being gagged and she hates everyone can tell. So she lies to make herself feel better and ends up looking even more ridiculous

 

[Cocochanel13]

I’ve said it before her obsession with Kyle is so bad that it’s unfortunate that kairo looks exactly like him because she literally thinks he’s him who the duck checks out a toddlers back muscles u absolute freak!! And I’m so glad one of their sons has got that curly Afro hair because she thinks he’s the only one for godsake Kyles half Jamaican so they will have Afro hair ur not a miracle worker lauryn

 

[e8Ent]

If Lauryn had any self respect at all, she would move on from her extreme bitterness and just “get better”. Get a job, a home, therapy, and a life that doesn’t revolve around the Kyle and the Walker family. She isn’t having success as an influencer, I’ve seen people with under 10k followers who get more deals/partnerships and definitely much more engagement than her (despite her “ill reply to all comments” pleas). 98% of her followers are just watching to laugh and see the cringe drama unfold. She should just give it up, focus on self development and her own happiness and try to provide a life for Kiaro where she doesn’t need to get hand outs from Kyle, and jump to the tune of his legal team. (Which she clearly is doing - despite her protesting that the whole not sharing Kairos face is “her choice”) I wish she had friends or family to tell her this, but it’s clear she doesn’t and that’s so sad.

 

[Cocochanel13]

L ok stop Definitely agree she could of really run with this never mentioned Kyle or Annie had so many baby deals pampers baby clothes teething things etc then just made a good career being a mum influencer they even get free holidays and trips to Alton towers and EverythingI’m sure of it! But she absolutely fucked it for herself and no footballer or partnership will touch her now! It’s gna be a long old 18 years for lauryn

And not forgetting to mention her and her sisters are all horrible cunts to be a mum
Influencer fake or not u do have to be relatable and I just don’t think they are they think their better than you

 

[layla_j]

Everything with her is done with intention to associate with him, she is pathetically desperate. Even cocomelon football on. Poor child will be one of the kids dragged to football and will resent it with mummy forcing him. She is obsessed.

I would bet she has photos of him in that England dress thing she got made for him ready to go saving for her big moment when they either crash out or win

 

[Lucymyers]

Get ready for a king kaching is so proud that daddy and his team won

 

[Dmi93]

The icing on the cake for me would be Annie to announce she’s pregnant with a baby girl, and she gets a huge deal with a well known brand like mother care / mamas and papas etc and she is the face with new baby Miss Walker lol